Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I’m sure you are aware, salaried employees are granted 2 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 7,300 days off work effective immediately or notify your branch manager and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
Microsoft Corporation
Seatle, Wash.
Now, THERE is a Y2K bug I can live with!