20> Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!

19> Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.

18> Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.

17> Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

16> Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.

15> No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.

14> Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.

13> LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

12> You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work.

11> You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.

10> That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

9> Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.

8> Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.

7> Bugs never see you comin'.

6> You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5> Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4> Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.

3> License plate: "Me=mc2"

2> Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week!

1> Chicks dig it.