The lineage is now revealed!
When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," most people are at a loss for a response.
But with the facts on your side, you will be able to handle this situation with confidence.
Jack Schitt was born to O. and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt was a wealthy man, having made his fortune in the fertilizer industry. He married Awe Hell, and Jack was their only little Schitt.
Once grown, Jack Schitt married Noe Bull, and the couple produced six children: Holie, Fulla, Givva, Bull, and the twins, Deep and Dip Schitt. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married a man named Holmes Scherlock. However, because she was still raising children, she chose to keep her previous married name, becoming known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Crapp, and they produced a son,Chicken, known for his timidity.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world, not returning until he had found a wife, a woman from Italy named Pisa.
Fulla and Givva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and, in a dual ceremony, married two brothers, Watt and Howdatt Happens. Proud of their family heritage, they also chose to keep their birth names, and became the Schitt-Happens women.
Later on, a bumper sticker created by the sisters added to the family fortune. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoars. They also adopted a Chinese child, Hoo-Givza.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your deep knowledge of this famous family.
I found this on http://www.totalobscurity.com-- pretty funny, you may want to check it out.