12. “Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?”
11. “…that’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”
10. “So - what are you wearing”
09. “Duuuuuude! Bummer!
08. “looks like you’re gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap’n.”
07. “Press 1 for support. Press 2 if you’re with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.”
06. “We can fix this, but your gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.”
05. “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
04. “In layman’s terms, we call that the Hidenburg Effect.”
03. “Hold on a second… Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”
02. “Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.”
And the Number 1 thing you don’t want to hear from Tech Support…
01. “Please hold for Mr. Gates’ attorney.”