Rules that men wished women knew...!

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> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

> 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

> 3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.

> 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

> 5. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

> 6. SUNDAY = NASCAR. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

>Let it be.

> 7. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel fluff, Christmas Tree formation and carburettors.

> 8. Shopping is not a sport.

> 9. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

> 10. You have enough clothes.

> 11. You have too many shoes.

> 12. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work!

> 13. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

> 14. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

> 15. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.

> 16. Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend.

> 17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

> 18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

> 19. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

> 20. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

> 21.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.

> 22. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

> 23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we.

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