1. What kind of bear wears a T-shirt? (Especially one with his name on it!) (Sometimes)
2. Have you ever seen a tiger jump on its tail?
3. Rabbits don't garden.
4. Have you ever seen a striped pig? (That's happens to be scarred of everything?)
5. A mole that's a minor?
6. Tigers don't sing!
7. Have you ever met a tiger with a lisp?
8. Owls for one don't live in tree houses.
9. Have you ever seen a balloon lift a bear?
10. Whenever Christopher Robin's mom enters the room, the animals look pretty stuffed to me! So
either that boy has one whacked out imagination or he needs to see a therapist. After all do
youknow any boys who like to have tea parties with there stiffed animals?
We would add more but we think you all get the point! This is totally for fun ok? This does not mean we don't like pooh this just means me and Kendall are being me and Kandall! =) If you have any you want to add e mail me man!
