For a long time I have heard the pro-WWF people trashing WCW with its own WWF add. Shows you how smart they are, huh? They are spoofing their own commercial to put down there rival federation. Well, here you go, WWF-ites, here is a spoof of your own commercial on YOU, like it supposed to be.
Think of WWF attitude adds when reading...
Vince McMahon's WWF attitude
"I know what you're thinking...
I'm not a real promoter...
I'm just an old senile jerk who rips off others ideas for my main show...
I'm 5 feet tall, 595 pounds(of steroids)...
My show lost to WCW in 150 consecutive head to head Monday Night ratings wars, 3 years in a row...
My Jersey was retired nowhere because I have no talent...
I was a national champion at screwing over national champions...
When you watch our shows, bad things do happen...
Had over 200 wrestlers and each one of them left...
Suffered a dozen face lifts...
A blown out brain...
And none of them actually worked...
If I could remember who I am
I could tell you what I do...
I'm not really a bad commentator?
This isnt my real hair???
Try wearing my toupe'
Shawn Michaels Attitude...
"I know what you're thinking...
I'm not a real hederesexual...
Wait a minute, I didnt mean that...
Its been 35 years, and my knee is still blown out...
I went out with Leonardo DiCaprio and let him stay in my own home, 3 years in a row...
My Jersey was retired at Faggotwing State...
I was the ultimate quitting champion...
When I go to bars late at night, bad things do happen(to me)...
Had over 200 losses in a row...
Suffered a dozen fag-bashing gang beatings...
Used to Job to Bob Holly...
This is what I used to be (not gay)...
Wait a minute, yes I was...
Gee I sure hope Vince doesnt find out I'm sleeping with his son...
WWF attitude
Edge:"I know what you're thinking..."
Mankind:"I'm not a real human...(I guess not)"
Owen Hart:"I'm just a nugget..."
Paul Bearrer:"I'm 4 feet 8, 1049 pounds..."
Sable:"I was a hooker in Manhatten, 3 years in a row..."
Jim Ross:"My Jersey was retired at Burger King..."
Ken Shamrock:"(I wish) I was the Ultimate Fighting Champion..."
McMahon:"When you watch our shows, bad things do happen..."
Mankind:"Had at least 3 dozen concushions..."
Steve Austin:"Beat over 200 people with the stunner...
Mankind:"...laughed at each one..."
Steve Austin:"But I still dont know how it hurts..."
Mankind:"This is who I am...or is it Cactus Jack...
Steve Austin:"This is what I do, but I still dont know how"
Shawn Michaels:"I'm not really an athlete???"
Farooq:"No..."
Sable:"These arent real???"
Jim Cornnette:"Try working for my boss..."
Any other funny WWF spoofs mail em to me and I will post them and give proper credit to you...
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