Hi, and welcome to Krusty the Clown's Seal of Approval products page. Your welcome to browse through the entertaining products below:
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval.
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes (only sugar has more sugar)
The KrustyDoll
The Krusty Doll (with hidden knife)
Krusty Klown Kollege (formerly Willie Nelson's House)
Krusty Brand Mayonnaise (recalled)
Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid
Krusty Brand Cereal (with FREE jagged metal Krusty-O)
Krusty Brand Cereal (FREE flesh eating bacteria inside every box)
Krusty on a Unicycle Snowy Dome
Krusty Lunchbox
Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Test (may cause birth defects)
Krusty Bars
Krusty Brand Vitamins
The Krusty Wastebasket
The Krusty Toy Cannon
The Krusty Brand Calculator (no number 7 or 8)
The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier
Krusty Brain and Health Tonic
The Krusty Monopoly Game (patent denied)
Krusty Burger
Krusty Brand Pork Products
Krusty's Non-Narcotic Kough Syrup
Krusty Walki-Talkies
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel (7 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
Krusty (non toxic) Kologne (smell of the big top)
The Krusty Alarm Clock (gets hot if left plugged in)
Krusty Brain and Health Tonic
Krusty's Individually Wrapped Simulated Cheese Slices
Krusty Brand Thigh Cream
Chef Krusty's Chocolate covered Kidney Treats
Uncle Krusty's Tile, Tub and Tonsil Cleaner
McKrusty's Haggis Helper
Krusty's Multi-Phasic Personality Test
The Doctor Krusty Balloon-Animal Home Angioplasty Kit
Krusty's Vita Glow Radiant Spring Water (bottled in cooperation with Springfield Nuclear Power Plant)
Krusty and the Crumbs Band
Krusty Brand Atomic Particle Accelerator
Chef Krusty's Brunch-in-a-can (all-u-can-drink Powdered Champagne included)
The Lady Krusty Electric Razor
The Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System (is my lip supposed to bleed like this?)
Krusty Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
Camp Krusty (the Krustiest place on earth)
Krusty-oleo
Krusty Brand Lawn Darts
Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza
Krusty's Book of Sexual Positions (used stunt butt)
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