Hi and welcome to the Simpsons Sounds Page. Click on one of the .wav files below to download and hear that sound. All the following sounds in .wav format are on my server, and cannot be stolen without the permission from ME. Sounds with a * at the end are original and were recorded by me.
Current Sounds Count: 42~~12 Original
| Filename/Size | Description |
| beer.wav (133kb) | Homer-Oh Lisa! You and your stories... |
| burn.wav (119kb) | Homer-Homer crying over a burnt donut (FUNNY) |
| champ.wav (196kb) | Homer-Homer singing "I Am The Champion" |
| crayon.wav (96kb) | Ralph-"I ate my crayon"... |
| curse.wav (183kb)* | Homer-Homer gives the mover a dollar and finds out the house is cursed* |
| dohmed.wav (177kb) | Homer-A "do'h!" medley |
| donuts.wav (44kb) | Homer-"Donuts...Is there anything they can't do?" |
| doo.wav (32kb) | Mr. Burns-"You're in deep doo now" |
| flint.wav (206kb) | Homer-Homer singing the Flinstones theme |
| germans.wav (187kb) | Mr. Burns-"Ooh, the Germans are coming!"...(FUNNY) |
| getout.wav (158kb)* | Marge and Homer-Marge saying she heard a strange voice* |
| goulet.wav (157kb)* | Robert Goulet-"Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager..."* |
| grease.wav (92kb) | Willy-Willy getting greased up by Lunch Lady Doris |
| haha.wav (11kb) | Nelson-Nelson's infamous quote, "Ha! Ha!" |
| happy.wav (113kb) | Homer-"Oh look at me. I'm making people happy!"...(FUNNY) |
| homergrease.wav (311kb)* | Homer-Homer gets 63 cents for 4 pounds of grease (FUNNY)* |
| hotdog.wav (285kb)* | Homer and Apu-Apu cleans out the kwiki-dog machine, but Homer complains about his hotdog* |
| hutz.WAV (158kb)* | Lionel Hutz-Homer meets Hutz for the first time* |
| jose.wav (36kb) | Ned Flanders-Now meet Jose Flanders |
| kneebone.wav (129kb) | Dr. Nick-"The kneebone's connected to the something"...(FUNNY) |
| marge.wav (204kb)* | Marge-Marge talking to Homer about the stonecutters* |
| mayor.wav (199kb) | Willie-Willie making a speech for mayor |
| meow.wav (48kb) | Homer-"Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow"... |
| moelie.wav (302kb) | Moe-Moe taking a lie detector test (FUNNY) |
| mrplow.wav (45kb) | Homer-Homer singing the Mr. Plow theme song |
| mule.wav (249kb)* | Lyle Lanley-Talking about a mule with a spinning wheel (FUNNY)* |
| nedpipe.wav (53kb) | Homer-Homer lying to Marge about a lead pipe (FUNNY) |
| nick.wav (357kb)* | Dr. Nick-Dr. Nick reviewing Bart's injuries from episode 23* |
| prank.wav (42kb) | Moe-Moe reacting to a prank call |
| ralph.wav (96kb) | Ralph Wiggum-"My parents won't let me use scissors..." |
| skinner.wav (83kb) | Skinner and Superintendant Chalmers-The theme song |
| smart.wav (86kb) | Homer-"I am so smart! S-M-R-T"... |
| steak.wav (205kb)* | Marge-Telling Homer she need to go out to buy something for dinner* |
| stick.wav (187kb) | Bart-"It's OK. There's no sugar in pixie sticks"...(FUNNY) |
| squish.wav (175kb)* | Apu-Apu offering a champagne squishy to his wife* |
| survive.wav (126kb)* | Apu-"All done. If you survive, please come again"* |
| twinky.wav (36kb) | Apu-"Customer. You cannot hurt the twinky!" |
| wallet.wav (80kb) | Snake-Snake as a wallet inspector |
| wand.wav (145kb) | Homer-Homer trying to dial the number to the Power Plant (FUNNY) |
| weekend.wav (54kb) | Homer-"Woohoo! Four day weekend!" |
| woohoo.wav (8kb) | Homer-Homer's quote, "Woohoo!" |
| wookie.wav (25kb) | Ralph-"I bent my wookie" |
