101 uses for safety pins

here are 101 uses for safety pins... i know that there is not exactly 101 yet, but i am tryin' to put up as many as i can... if you know a use that i don't have up here email it to me at superfido@hotmail.com. pleaze email me all of the uses you can think of (that aren't on here already!)...
By The Way: None of these are to be taken seriously. And if you are stupid enough to try them, you cannot hold me acountable. So, Be careful and Stay Safe... now, on to the wonderful uses for the almighty safety pin!

The first 52 uses of the safety pin (halfway to 101)

• 1) use as a replacment earing/body jewelry
• 2) take out splinters, ouch i hate doing that!
• 3) keep your ripped sweatshirt together (hey, it werks really good, and i look fashionable too)
• 4) necklace/braclet (be like me)
• 5) make a strand of ten, you got yerself a spiffy bookmark
• 6) make a strand of 20, a rad ruler
• 7) wallet chain
• 8) a saftey pin is a good lock pick
• 9) replacment for a toothpick (be careful, it can hurt)
• 10) a pile of saftey pins can be used as a nice shiny paper weight
• 11) use in place of a missing button on pants/shorts
• 12) paper hole puncher (really small holes)
• 13) decorate shoes
• 14) use a safety pin to scrape of old nail polish off fingers
• 15) replacement for a push-pin
• 16) super tiny mirror
• 17) quick and easy guitar pick
• 18) stick worm on saftey pin when fishing and viola, you have a nice afordable fishin' hook
• 19) keep lose buttons together
• 20) safety pins are fun to paint
• 21) safety pins are great zipper pullers and decorations
• 22) stick some in your enemies tire
• 23) use instead of staple
• 24) use instead of paper clip
• 25) great fer picking lose change out of vending machines
• 26) great cleaner for underneath finger nails
• 27) easy to conceal weapan...heh heh.....
• 28) hook 100 safety pins together - great dog leash
• 29) hook about 25 together - great dog collar
• 30) nice tool to use when proding and electrical outlet
• 31) good paper cutter
• 32) use safety pins to keep muffler together
• 33) you can create a strong magnetic charge around the safety pin...and attach the safety pin to the car...and then touch the muffler to the safety pin and voila!!! --from: SkaBean4JC--
• 34) use to pick nose.. Be very careful!!
• 35) great to sharp object to poke voodoo doll (note from webmasteri do not advocate this in any way)
• 36) get rid of nasty earwax build up
• 37) use to hang clothes on laundry line, when a clothes pin is broken
• 38) place on chair of ex b/f, g/f, or friend
• 39) do your sofa's have arm chair covers? are they always falling off? well, use the great safety pin to keep them on!
• 40) Hook a whole lot (maybe about 200) together to make some christmas tree streemers. --from: Keith Clark--
• 41) You can use them to put patches on your clothes. --from: Keith Clark-- Dude, OF COURSE!
• 42) You can connect about 1000 together and make chain mail suits --from: Keith Clark--
• 43) they can be used as a neck tye. --from: Keith Clark--
• 44) Put cheese and sausage on them and they can be party favors or whatever. --from: Keith Clark--
• 45) save money on costly hospital stitches and use some safety pins instead. --from: 7fingerJoe--
• 46) sell the patent to someone else for a quick buck, then watch in terror as they become a millionaire.. --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 47) a chick at my school sewed a lot of safety pins together with wire and made it into a dress that she wore to prom... true story, too --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 48) use safety pins to keep the strap from falling off your bass/guitar when playing --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 49) really desperate for some piercings? --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 50) write notes to yourself when you dont have paper &/or pen --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 51) helps keep the fly on board shorts closed --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 52) scratch up your enemy's car when you dont have any keys on hand --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --
• 53) wonderful cat toy --from: CheMiCaL BaSs --

- the safety pin is a close relative to the paper clip, which then evolved into the staple and it is unknown yet what the saftey pin will evolve into next!
- the safety pin is used by top fashion designers around the world
- the safety pin is a symbol of coolness at least to me!! heh, heh...
- the safety pin can come in the colors of silver, gold, and brass
- the safety pin was a 17th century toy/tool