A zookeeper in Germany being the diligent caretaker of animals
decides to help out his pachyderm friend. It seems the elephant was consipated so
the zookeeper gives the elephant 22 doses of an animal laxative to help ease the
congestion, with no results. So he then feeds the animal some figs, berries and prunes,
with no results. So now he must do the unthinkable, an enema. So he prepare the
olive oil enema and gets into position. Suddenly the elephant lifts his tail and fires
away. The force of the elephant dung firing out of the elephant's alimentary canal
knocks the zookeeper to the ground in which he hits his head and is renedered
unconcious. The elephant doesnt stop there. After he unloads 200 pounds of the
finest elephant dung, the zookeeper is later found under the pile and the flies.
He suffocated from the weight of the dung. Talk about a shitty day
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