The referree enters the Bronze. He looks around at the crowd of spectators, pleased at the turnout. He strolls over to the mic, ready to begin. He inhales deeply, then yells, "Let's get ready to..." then is stopped by an aide. She whispers something to the ref. He replies, "You forgot to ask him?" He sighs dejectedly, then says, "Byegones. Moving on..."
The ref continues. "Let's go over the rules, ladies. There is to be no eye gouging or open fists. There will be no pulling of hair or of piercings. There will be no use of foreign objects. There will be no outside assistance. Of course, if you do any of that while I'm not looking, I can't really stop it, now can I. Are there any questions?"
Sasheer glares over at greengirl then turns to bat her eyelashes at KAM who is smiling back at her.
Taking two steps into the middle of the ring Sasheer falls twice before being able to make it.
"I'm okay. . .I'm OKAY" She growls to the ref as he tries to help her up.
"Let's get this on so I can take him home tonight!"
greengirl snickers at sasheer...
"I can tell this is gonna be easy" gg says as she prepares to go in for the first pin...
gg steps forward and...*splat* falls flat on her face...Sasheer laughs...
"Shut up..." greengirl mutters under her breath...she tries to stand up but keeps falling...
She looks over at sasheer, who is having the same problems...
Ref. Matsu is doubled over with laughter...
"What do you say we get him in here first?" greengirl smiles at sasheer...
The girl nods and grins back...they both start to crawl toward the ref
gypsyrat, IMMORTAL, and fenric wait eagerly on the edge of their seats for the fight to begin.....
gypsyrat thinks to herself.....maybe i should have brought a pancho from the gallager show
Matsu, realizing what the two have in mind springs into action. He takes a couple of running steps, then leaps gracefully into the Jell-O. He lands feet first, to the amazement of all. "Ha-Ha!" he says....right before he falls on his @$$.
IMMORTAL excuses himself, "Boring, think I'll go get some popcorn."
A Masked Man runs down to the ring and stands in Sasheer's corner. He motions to her and tosses her something. "Can't have jello without a little whipped cream!"
Ref. Matsu lands on his @$$ in the middle of the ring and splashes jello all over the bronze floor.
"Gee, the custodians aren't gonna like that" greengirl winks to sasheer.
They both pounce on Matsu and bury him in jello...
KAM sees the carnage and trys to intervene...
"Please Ladies!!!" KAM yells as he approaches the ring..."Please stoooooo..." he yells out as he slips on the spilt jello...but graceful as always, KAM is able to grab the ring ropes and not fall on his face...unfortunately for him..the girls notice...
Turning to each other, the girls make a decision...they nod to each other and start in KAM's direction
The ref quickly springs into action. Without a second thought he brandishes his trusty crowbar and clobbers the Masked Man. "Sash, whatever it is, put it down."
Fenric seeing the lust in the girls' eyes, runs toward the ring..carefully minding the jello..
"KAM!!! LOOK OUT!!!" Fenric yells to the young man..
KAM whirls around at the last minute, but he's too late...the jello covered girls each grab an arm and pull him in...
"HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!" KAM is heard yelling as he goes down in the jello near Matsu...
fenric sinks to his knees.."Why God? Why did you let them take him? He didn't harm anyone?"
greengirl looks over at fenric.
"EXCUSE US!"she yells..."You want a piece of us too?"
fenric shakes his head and tries to back away...but Sasheer has come up on his blind side...and grabs him..
"I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!!!" the giddy young lady calls out to her once-opponent-now-partner
greengirl gets a hungry look in her eyes...and grins.
A dazed Masked Man gets up, pulls off his mask and reveals himself as IMMORTAL. "She didn't pay enough to get my butt kicked!" says IMMORTAL and stumbles away.
Whatta revoltin development dis is....
Matsu struggles to his feet. He sees KAM flopping nearby, and offers him aid. "This isn't what I signed on for, you know," he says to no one in paticular.