Shows the can of whipped cream to KAM.

"Nice huh? Know what you can do with this stuff?"

KAM's eyes go wide as he thoughts hit the gutter.

"No no. Be good boy!" Sasheer laughs as she sprays some into her hand. Then just as the ref runs up behind her she splats it in his face.

"Nice try ref!"

Lothos quickly covers his sensitive equipment with plastic sheeting...

DarkLady sees a bad look in Erestor's eyes, involving Jello and Weezer. Maybe she shouldn't have teased him so hard.

Leather Jacket reaches behind him and pulls out a large plastic bucket. He runs up to the edge of the stage, yet keeps a safe distance. Quickly, he pours the contents over all the looneys who are slipping and sliding in the jello muck and mire. He dashes back to his seat, leaving a small trail of chocolate sauce in his wake.

Lothos is thinking... Damn, I'm available... guess I'm just not cute.... Besides! Who wants to wallow in messy jello any way! Hmmmph!

bookish girl races into the room, appalled at the turn of events...

She grabs poor, stunned KAM by the arm and yells at him to snap out of it and run for dear life!

greengirl waddles over to aid Sasheer with fenric...

"Quit struggling boy..this'll go a lot faster if you just submit..." sasheer says, noticing the look of fear in his eyes... the girls chuckle as they pull him in...

Dunking his head in the jello..fenric can be heard saying..."KAM..this..is..all..you..fault...."

greengirl catches Matsu's eye..."you wanna try this again..?" she asks...

matsu shakes his head no vigorously.

"Good, that's what i thought" greengirl says just as she hears a voice come across the room...

"Hey greengirl..you've got some jello right...yeah.you've got it" Ty King says from the bar...

Sasheer and gg both glare at him.

"What?!?! What did i say?!?!" Ty asks...but it's too late for him too...

gg climbs under the ropes follwoed by sasheer...they trail jello across the floor...Ty doesn't even try to back away...

"Come on writer-man," Sasheer taunts, "You know you want it, huh?"

Ty laughs and lets' himself be dragged into the ring...

His guffaws can be heard echoing across the Bronze as he goes under the jello

KAM briefly looks up and turns to Matsu..it's best to just pretend to be unconcious..." he whispers and puts his head back down

The two girls...one with a handful of whipped cream, one with and evil grin survey the mostly scared jello covered crowd...

"Oh RD...." greengirl starts to sing sweetly...

"We've got good gifts for everyone" Sasheer chimes in.

DarkLady who is cowering behind Lothos' equipment, pats his arm

"Sure you're cute and available. But I'm the only one near you right now and no way am I going near that stuff!"

She cheers as bookish girl rescues KAM but leaves her Master Fenric behind...

Skyler enters the Bronze right in the middle of the festivities. Yeah, our home has been saved. DJ Lothos is spinning the happy tunes and we are all, once again , in high spirits........

fenric finds his mind drift away, as his lungs fill with the choking jello... "I thought my bodyguard was here somewhere... I guess not... maybe this is for the best... remember me...."

bookish girl momentarily panics as she realizes that her beloved Master Fenric has been left behind...

Then she remembers Master Fenric's special powers...

She keeps running...

Although appearing to have fainted KAM has actually begun to suffocate on Jell-O. His silver corded Astrally projected form hovers for what may be its last earthly moments....

Lothos looks down at the cowering DarkLady and smiles... "It's okay, "he says as he reaches his hand in his pocket, and pulls it out, covered in green jello,

"Lime... My favorite!"

With that, he smears it all in her hair...

"Muwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

The two girls...one with a handful of whipped cream, one with and evil grin survey the mostly scared jello covered crowd...

"Oh RD...." greengirl starts to sing sweetly...

"We've got good gifts for everyone" Sasheer chimes in

A shadowy figure can be seen lurking near the door...

greengirl points him out to Sasheer and they laugh...

"Hey bookish..you can't save him now...maybe later though..." greengirl says to the lovely girl standing ring side...

The figure near the door starts to shudder...

"Scared, pretty boy?" Sasheer asks but there's no response...

"This is getting old..." gg snorts and jumps the ropes...

"The shadowy figure tries to get out the door...but they're LOCKED... sasheer chuckles..."You're trapped sweet-cheeks" she says as she lunges for the lights...

A bright spotlight shines ont he figure ot reveal RD...

"Now you're really gonna get it" greengirl says as she breaks into a run

A maniacal grin on his face, Deadboy jumps up and down, cheering wildly at the Jell-O match. "Use the choke hold! The choke hold! Kick him in the nads!" This is worth the price of admission...

fenric snaps back... "that's right... my special powers!! MASTER fenric then starts vibrating his molecules at super-speed... phasing right through the jello, and the ring, to safety in the back, with his SCB, and KAM... he motions to KAM's astral form that he is safe now...

gypsyrat who has moved herself to a distant booth, i standing up on the table, drinking a beer.....

Woo hoo this is turning out better than i expected. those two could give luna and sable a run for there money.

gypsyrat raises a toast to bookish_girl and her valiant rescue of the beloved KAM.

As bec watches the jello fights she feels it coming over her that tingly feeling here it comes...she can't help it she's a "MOM"..

More deadly than her rage, DarkLady slowly, calmly gets up and walks to Leather Jacket. He cringes, but he is not her goal. He hands her something and she turns back with her most Drusilla-like smile "Come here pet." she beckons Lothos....

bookish girl, Master Fenric, and KAM watch from a safe distance as poor Belmont, made up to look just like KAM slowly chokes on Jello...

Leather Jacket stares fixedly at the Jello match, where chocolate sauce is oozing through the jello, and very softly says, "I want a treat. I need a treat." But he can no longer see fenric anywhere. A moment of reflection on the poor soul fenric who he had once sponsored into Buffyatrics, please. Of course no one notices that any more than they notice the chocolate sauce.

bookish girl catches her darling gypsyrat's eye from across the room...

Hey sweetie! Glad you could make it... having fun?

Closet Buffyholic looks around at the carnage - jello everywhere, slick floors covered in lime and strawberry goo. All these people walking on the slick floor. Hmmm, a lawsuit waiting to happen. I wonder if 'stina brought her business cards?

gypsyrat winks at bookish_girl

"Sure am baby....jello wrestling seems to get better by the minute!"

The bronze waitress strolls by careful not to slip on the scattered jello and whip cream to fill gypsyrat's glass....

DarkLady picks her way across the Bronze. She ignores the greengirl-Sasheer-Ty-RD struggle. Gently, with a drip of Jello running off her nose, she picks up the BelmontAKAKAM and allows him to breathe once more.

"Oh Lothos, come out come out whereever you are!"

She spots him trying to blend in with the wallpaper. He thinks he's staring unblinkingly but she appears next to him and he never saw her move!

"Never mess with a former spook little boy." she whispers.

Grabbing Lothos by the scruff of the neck like he was Sunshine, DarkLady lifts him up and takes him to the pit...

Matsu rises up from the Jell-O, an odd look on his face. "This. Will. Stop Now." He whispers to himself, "Guide me, Tsuko," then screams and sends his crowbar into the Jell-O. The Jell-O explodes on impact, sending all of it out into the crowd.

Hearing a gurgling noise from behind her...Sasheer turns to see Fenric and KAM escape the ring...

"D@MN!! GREENGIRL!!" Sasheer yells...we've got two escapees...

greengirl barely turns her head from RD..."Well, they've learned their lesson..i'm not letting this one out of my sight" she grins.

RD tries to stand his ground, but his knees are shaking so badly that he collapses...

The girls laugh...

"We've been waiting for this moment for a while" greengirl says and Sasheer nods her head...

"Boy have we..." she adds...and kicks the belmont version of KAM back under the jello..."Not yet for you pouncing boy...you have yet to learn"

Sasheer climbs over the ropes heading toward greengirl and the trapped RD...

"You got that whipped cream?" gg asks

sasheer nods and starts to drool.."Can we get this started now? please?"

Kicking and writhing in her grip, Lothos tries to break free...

"Hey, c'mon! It was a joke! Pleeease!!! No, not the- NOOOOO!!!!!"

Leather Jacket waits patiently (not really) for DarkLady to do her deed. Will it be the treat he so desparately wants? Somehow, I doubt it. He sees DL chasing Lothos and cries "Do it again! Do it again!" or should that be just do it? Hmm... begins to write that one down.

fenric relaxes away from the fray, standing with KAM, and the hero, his SCB... his Scully, his CLEVER bodyguard... he thinks how he is the LUCKIEST Master in the world... and smiles quietly to himself... then laughs out loud hysterically over the turn of events!!!

DarkLady smiles at Lothos, sort of pityingly. Then she whips out the can of fudge sauce from Leather Jacket. Somehow she gets it both in his mouth and down his pants at the same time. With a mighty shove she thrusts Lothos into a pile of Jello and plants a foot on his posterior...

Then she laughs wholeheartedly at the torturing of RD ignoring the struggling body under her boot...

Unable to do anything but just sit there, Lothos just... sits there, secretly enjoying thesensations the various and sundry foodstuffs are giving him... He sighs, blowing bubbles in a small pool of liquified jello...

RD whips out the bottle vicks vapor rub he had hidden in his shorts, opens it and slings the goop at the girlies. He takes a deep, deep breath and dives back into the jello, going stealth.

As horizon re-enters the Bronze she is forced to dive for cover as a massive Jello brawl seems to have started. No one can celebrate like we can!

greengirl nods... "LET IT BEGIN!!" she screams and lunges for RDgelus...he laughs...

"You think whipped cream has any effect on someone of my special talents?" he laughs to Sasheer...

"NO tweeko," greengirl says, "but this will"

She pulls a stake from behind her back..

"I've been saving htis for a rainy day..and what do you know," she looks around and sees the dripping jello, "It looks like it's raining..."

"You think i can't take you down with one hand tied behind my back?" RD laughs

greengirl and sasheer stare..."Puh-lease" they say at the same time..."There's two of us and one of you, and supernatural or no...you shouldn't mess with two mega-bitcas in a bad mood"

sasheer pulls out her own stake and they close in on the unfortunate RDgelus.

"I fear no man- women on the other hand..." RD runs like a wild pack mule, searching for a booth to hide under... and just where the hell are my body guards?

Leather Jacket hears Fenric shouting and turns to greet him. "Hey, fenric!" he shouts, thus blowing fenric's cover further and missing DarkLady dowsing Lothos in chocolate sauce at the same time. Nearby, a cardboard cutout of Shannah speaks to him. He walks over to the cut-out and says "This will be the best party ever. Because it will be the last - not

Batra enters the party(???) late with a couple of tubs of cool whipps in each hand

Now I see why Sasheer told me to bring these not for eating for ammo....

Batra tosses a container to Sasheer....

I think I'll stay on the sidelines for now.....

RD, using his cleverly hidden jar of vicks throws some at the girls and dive into the jello..too bad he didn't realize that gg and Sasheer have spent years developing an immunity to Vicks...

The girls climb back into the ring and start staking the jello...

"We'll get you sooner or later RD" greengirl says

"If you give yourself up, you might survive" sasheer adds...

Both girls laugh..."yeah, like that would ever happen" gg mumbles...

Sensing Lothos is having some sort of twisted fun with his sitch, she beckons Erestor and sends him on an errand...

Something swims past her foot, it could be Belmont/KAM or RD, she ignores it...

Erestor returns and DarkLady's evil grin flashes forth once more...

Sasheer laughs as she watches RD try to hide.

"There is no hiding from us girls..we know and see all."

RD bolts up ont he other side of the ring and runs across the room...

greengirl sighs...

"This is only succeeding in making me MAD!!!" greengirl kvetches as she prepares to hurdle the ropes... sasheer sighs too...

"Why won't he just DIE?" the frustrated girl vents...

RD hides under a booth int he corner

"Please don;t let them find me, please don't let them find me..." he chants over and over again.

Samiel enters the Bronze and peeks around... Samiel: Where'd everyone go? Sasheer stakes Samiel from behind... Samiel falls to the ground... losing lots and lots blood... Samiel: I'm not a vampire! Sasheer: Vampires, boys, they're all the same... thirsty blood-sucking animals... Samiel: Don't you mean lawyers?

Girls... meet Winchester. He's 38. And quite hairy.

Lothos squirms in panic...

DarkLady takes the bucket of ice from Erestor and carefully aims it... the ice water flows up the former DJ's shirt, ice covering his back, dripping around his front and over his Jello encased face.

As his teeth start to chatter, DarkLady laughs

"One little mistake honey.."

She lifts her foot as once again something swims past her. She has a "Star Wars" garbage chute flashback then shrugs.

She pats Erestor on the head. "You're forgiven. Run along then."

Then she makes her way past the staking combatants, steps over Ty and approaches Leather Jacket.

"You wanted a treat sweetie?"

He backs away in fear....

Spence walks into the Bronze, "hey guys, what's uuuu...." he says as he slips in some slimy dessert and lands flat on his back. Looking up, he sees a giant glob of Cranberry Jell-o falling toward his face. He quickly rolls over and tries to find cover. "Wow, all this for me?"

Batra feels somthing brush her leg underneath the table... it's RD hiding from Sasheer and Greengirl. Batra reached down and catches RD by the scruff of his neck and calls to the others.... "Oh Girls... lookie what I found!!!"

greengirl eyes AKA BECKER..

"My friend, you've picked the wrong night to venture in here" she says... he apologizes for his guyness and is spared..for now

She refocuses ont he booth in the corner...

"Let's GO!!! NOW!!!" sasheer says impatiently behind her..."He must die!!"

"Calm girl, calm..." gg comforts..."This is the best part..the suspense"

They casually stroll over tothe booth and sit down...

"Could we GET a waiter over here!!!" greengirl says.."All this wrestling has made me thirsty"

Arbee temporarily steps out of the shadows to see what all the commotion is about. He suddenly realizes that this is not a good time to be here. He frantically tries to get shelter and hide once more in the shadows... but its too late. He has been hit by a stray jello. Sigh. Arbee now remembers why he always prefer to be in the shadows than to come out in the opening. He must have learned his lesson by now... or has he???

Batra looks at RD... "well thanks for the pics I appreciate it, but I still have to hold on to you until they come to get you... you understand..."

Leather Jacket races quickly away from DarkLady, ducks around AKA Becker and the other side of Occido. Then walks quietly up to Deadboy. He lifts him up by the scruff of the neck and whispers "How do you feel about Eternal life?" With that, he tosses Deadboy across the crowd and into the ring. Lime and strawberry Jello splash over the 'boy and chocolate sauce sprays the crowd, Sasheer and greengirl alike. He then turns back to DarkLady "You were saying something abou' a treat, love?"

DarkLady grabs the terrified Leather Jacket...he closes his eyes and fears the worst....only to get a BIG smoochie...

"Heh heh told you I was in a good mood tonight" she tells him when she finally lets him go.

With a nod towards the lurking TV James I said I was going like an hour ago right? :-) whom she would never soil, leaving Becker and the rest to the wrestlers, DarkLady walks out of the Bronze headed for the show

RD searches the mail slot to see if Chip and Adrian decided to do the postal run in the morning... uh huh... what have we here... looks like Batra will be letting go or the pics go to the auctioning block. And they look so good. Brian in post production bids $200.00. RD is considering this bid... must be the choke hold Batra has on him. Better to die a rich man in a woman's hands than a poor one begging for mercy.

Not sure exactly what is going on, 'stina cautiously enters the bronze... Business card at hand ('cause you never know when a tort will come your way...), she asks how everyone is doing tonight....

"Batra my dear" greengirl says...you're a sweetie...what do you want to drink?"

The frightened waiter comes over and takes the girls order...

The girls chat as if nothing is wrong...and then they hear a click...

"What was that?" greengirl asks

"Oh, it was just that gun that RD stashed earlier...too bad i knew about it and took out the bullets" sasheer adds...

All the girls laugh

"Ok, i'm tired of this.." greengirl says...she stands up, and flips the table away... RD is revealed, cowering with his empty gun...

"RD i hate to do this...well, actually..no, i don't" greengirl says as she lunges

He tries to move out of the way..but Sasheer and Batra hold him..."Mr. RDgelus..say hello to Mr. Stake" gg says as she stakes him...

RD explodes into dust...

"There, i feel better already" gg says as the stunned Bronzers look on...

Sasheer claps..."DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!!!"

"What?!?!?" greengirl says to the crowd..."You know he deserved it..."

gg and sasheer sit back down, covered in jello as the waiter brings their drinks...

The previously unseen -mere- crawls out of the shadows with a jar and collects all the ashes..."these'll come in handy later.." she whispers...and slinks back away.

This has been a production of the Bronze Action Theater. March 24, 1998. (c) greengirl, Sasheer, fenric, bookish_girl, IMMORTAL, Leather Jacket, DarkLady, Lothos, RD, Arbee, 'stina, Closet Buffyholic, Skyler, Matsu T., Batra, Spence, and KAM.