SNN(Slayer News Network) Anchor: The Pres. steps up to the podium on the White House Lawn.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Pres. Blade. "Thank you. The Seattle Six are home and safe. Through a joint effort of many of my agencies and the resources available to me, Ty "the Lyin'" King has been apprehended. We thank all the fine men and women who risked their lives to enforce our policy. We will not negotiate with terrorists. The danger is not over, the Slavish Devotees have vowed to rescue their leader. In this event, let me reassure you...will just have to whup their a$$es again!"
Anchor: And that was the President. Here is a SNN capsule of the events that led up to the capture of this maniac.
Pres. Blade: 4HOTH -Elite Delta Force You have the go order! Repeat, you have the go order. The Seattle Six must be recovered at all cost!!!! Use of deadly force is authorized. By order of the President of the Whole Wide World Blade-The Vampire Hunter Presidential Authorization: Omega, omega, delta, 2, 9, 9, 5-Omega
Pres. Blade- DarkLady, Understood and acknowledged. Will try to plan around those items (glad you brought them to my attention. I've mobilized the 4HOTH. They are to fall under your direct observation and control. The Seattle Six must be rescued at all cost. The world will not bow down to terrorism!
Within minutes of receiving emergency orders from the Commander and Chief, Pres. Blade, IMMORTAL gathers the Delta Force for debriefing. "Our target gentleman, lies in Seattle, WA. A terrorist we believe to be the notorious Ty King is holding the Seattle Six. Our orders, to rescue the Six at all costs. As for Ty "the Man Who Would Be" King. He is irrational and cannot be reasoned with...shoot to kill. Move it out."
Fenric: Order received.... you have full deniability... HOTH are on the job...
Sam Hain: 4 HOTH, mount up!!! Let's get this done with, so we can be home in time for Sunny. Whooooooo!
IMMORTAL: As Sam Hain pilots the Stealth Helicopter code-named Justice. Fenric approaches Immortal, "Where's RTBS?" "He's been on recon since the incident started."
"How come no one told us?"
"We didn't need to know that until now."Immortal continues, "We're just the muscle fenric. You know that. The suits make the calls. They'll be there to meet us when we get there."
Pres. Blade: 4HOTH: Your acknowledgement of the Presidential Order has been confirmed. Good luck gentlemen! Godspeed!
IMMORTAL: There he is, I can see the Blue of his eyes. Now's our chance. WOOOOO!
Sam Hain hears IMMORTAL's voice, but can't make sense of the words as he adjusts the volume on his pocket television.
"Damn!!", IMMORTAL thinks to himself looking at a distracted Sam Hain, "Ty's done it again, he's managed to stay one step ahead of the group by taking out Big Sexy. He's somehow managed to control this attack, he set it up so we'd make our assault at 2pm, the same time as General Hospital, exploiting Sam's only weakness, his dreaded addiction to the daytime drama!"
Friend or Foe: TVJames Hang in there man we need you. Only you have the power!! Roanna I'm glad you made it out. don't worry about the rest of us just get food and lots of it. We will be seeing you very soon!! Sparkita, Microserf, not much longer now, QuickSilverGirl Are you still alive?
Darklady: Taking a deep breath she picks up her walkie-talkie... "All agents, hold position. We're going to wait out the party before we go in." "And maybe," she thinks, "by some miracle everyone will get out of this alive..." DarkLady takes a break from reading Captain RTBS intelligence reports...this is gonna be tough. There are little kids in that house. Despite the torturing by forced acting of the Seattle Six, she fears another Waco, "my first job is to protect the President..."
Spartika: Whew!! I barely made it out alive. But, where are TV James and Quicksilvergirl?? I thought they were right behind me ... What??
Ms. Sparkita??
Yes. Huh, What do you want??
We need you to come with us.
Who are you??
We're Detectives Murtaugh and Riggs. We're with the FBI.
What do you want with me??
We need to ask you a few questions about Ty "The Hack" King.
Uh ... okay. Hey, wait a minute ... Where's my lawyer?? 'stina???
Ma'am, You don't need a lawyer, but you MUST come with us.
Okay okay ... You don't have to get rough with me. Hey, what about the others??
Just get in the car, ma'am. We have other agents working on them.
Okay, okay ... I'll go with you. Ty, I hate you ... 'stina???
Don't let him fool you ... there never was a Nicholas.
IMMORTAL: "Wha..jeez."
"You were hit," says fenric.
"Did we get them out?"
"Some." answers Sam Hain. He continues, "We think the party goers are really cult members. Slavish devotees they call themselves. Are orders are to hold position."
IMMORTAL gets up.
"You're supposed to rest."
IMMORTAL replies, "I ain't dead, so I ain't resting. We have a madman to stop. The country, the President and those people are depending on us."
Anchor: The situation came to a close when RTBS, who was undercover as a Pizza Delivery Man...opened the back door, allowing for the seize of the estate.
Ty King: And now, in closing, let me say that the authorities have finally brought me to justice for my heinous crimes of these past few days. I have been stripped of my colors, banned from the board, and will now be going away for a long, long time.
Justice sucks.
And the rest... is silence.