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The TOP 10 Reasons WHy The NADS Won't Play Well This Season

Number 10...Our balls are muddy

Number 9....Our primary sponsor is

Number 8....Our 2nd baseman thinks he's Elvis (he's fat and plays like he's dead)

Number 7....Our pitcher flips the umpire the 'bird' every time he calls a ball

Number 6....Our 3rd baseman tries to cop a "feel" from every base-runner rounding third for home

Number 5....Our entire infield wears "Depends"

Number 4....Our Coach thinks the best way to deal with a batting slump is an enema

Number 3....Our bat boy is Tonya Harding

Number 2....Our water cooler is filled with GatorPiss not "GatorAde"

"...and the Number 1 reason The NADS may not do well this season is....Our catcher is inflatable

Well...there you have it, never let it be said The NADS aren't willing to take a hard look at themselves.

However, if you think we've left something out or over-rated one aspect of our game over another, please let us know. We invite you to point out other areas of our game that should possibly be included on this list. You can do so by e-mail or, preferably, making note of your suggestion in our guestbook. We'll expand the list beyond the top 10 if we get enough good 'reasons'.

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