Mr. Wonderful Explains Current Events

Great! The Gene Rodenberry fans who costume themselves as judges and then sit on the U.S. 9th Circuit Court in California have ruled against 'race-based' Border Patrol inspections. (Note that four of the eleven judges voted against this ruling. So your Mr.Wonderful is not out of line here.) Understand, we catch hundreds of thousands of illegals streaming into lower Arizona from our neighbors to the south. These countries contain millions and millions of proud Latinos. Latinos who themselves are proud of their darker skins. (A darker hue that many, many Caucasians unsuccessfully strive for their entire lives.) With this ruling, the Border Patrol, when eye-balling the thousands of individuals entering through our legal Ports of Entry, cannot consider race as a reason to stop and question individuals. Har! These judges must have decided that not enough illegals are getting across through the desert, so they've decided to make it much easier for them to just DRIVE ACROSS OUR BORDER with little chance of being caught. Apparently these same richly robed jurists are unaware of the murders, rapes, robberies, assaults, shop-liftings, alcohol induced car crashes, welfare frauds and neighborhoods decimated by these same criminals. (Note: an 'illegal alien' by definition has committed a crime, hence, they are criminals.) Criminals who when faced with American justice, vanish back across the border leaving their victims, wounded, winded, and wondering why. Why, and where. Where is the justice for Americans?

Today, Kozmo, the rapidly expanding internet shopping and one-hour delivery enterprise, is accused of being 'racist.' Why? It seems that even though they have warehouses located near the New York City enclave known as Harlem, they will not deliver to addresses within Harlem. Mr.Wonderful, while never having been to NYC, has always understood that Harlem is a low income area of mostly blacks. A low income area of mostly blacks and also a high crime area. It is evident that Kozmo doesn't wish to risk the lives or the property of its delivery people by dispatching them to a high crime area, regardless if the area is mostly black, Jewish or Amish. However, the real racist's, who frequent the waiting rooms of every Bus Stop Bench Lawyer in this country, are terming Kozmo's delivery decision as illegal red-lining and racist. I don't personally know about Harlem, but my brother, like myself, an 'evil' and doomed caucasion, did at one time find work for the City of Phoenix, painting buildings within a city provided 'low income housing' area known as the The Projects. Phoenix, at the time was a city of less than 400,000 population, and its Projects were not nearly as large or as populated as most Eastern metropolises. However, his supervisor, knew that my brother's only chance of surviving his white washing experience, was to pair him with a huge city employee who happened to be black, as were most of this Project's residents, and who had, between paint brushes, previously killed a denizen of the Projects who had assaulted him. Now, if it was that dangerous in Phoenix twenty five years ago, I cannot even imagine how dangerous it currently is in New York's Harlem. In Phoenix today, these same Projects are near an inner-hospital, where a nurse stepping outside for a smoke, was recently dropped (and killed) by a stray bullet wending its way from a gun battle within this area of low income housing.

We keep hearing of 'artists' screaming of the censorship of their works. Works of art such as "Piss Christ" where an image of the person hundreds of millions believe to be God is immersed in human urine. Or the exhibit in Brooklyn titled "Sensation" which features a painting titled "The Holy Virgin Mary" adorned with elephant dung and images from porno magazines. Knowing that they can always hide behind the flabby arse of our courts while claiming their First Amendment Rights, these 'artists' are so courageous as they deface and defame these Christian articles of faith. I propose that these so very brave artists deface and defame the prophet whose teachings so many millions of Arabs adhere to. Come on ye brave artists take aim at a religion whose followers don't give a piece of dung about your claimed rights. Prove that your backbones are stiffer than your sopping $150 camel hair brushes. (If you would like more information from the 'Giuliani' poster artist visit: www.openair.org/alerts.artist/nyexhib2.html Highlight link, cut and paste to your address window.)

I know you've seen the ads to make it easy for you to buy individual health insurance on the Internet "...without ever seeing an agent." Mr.Wonderful is a student of health insurance policies. Unlike the majority of agents I know, I take the several hours needed to actually read the stupefying legal mumbo-jumbo that most health insurance contracts consist of. I'll always remember the time, in an attempt to uncover why my acquaintance's current policy was cheaper than my own, I spent a weekend going over the competitor's plan. The policy seemed to cover every medical contingency I was familiar with. Why was their monthly premium so much less? It was not until, in desperation, I examined the usually ignored 'sign-up' page. All the options available were listed and preceded by a check-box. However, the check-box for the 'Out-Patient' coverage was empty. Aha! For most individuals, most of their health insurance coverage is provided under an 'Out-Patient' option. For most insurance companies, likewise, funding the 'Out-Patient' coverage option is a large percentage of their out-go. An insurance company could save a lot of money and sell a cheaper policy if they offered a very limited option and labeled it 'Doctor Office Coverage.' They would do this knowing that the ignorant consumer would assume that this option covered anything that could happen in a Doctor's Office. 'Doctor's Office Coverage' however, as most professionals realize, almost always only includes the amount the doctor bills the insurance company for his own hands-on services. It does not cover any injections, supplies, lab tests, x-rays, CT scans or anything else! Monday, I returned the competition's policy to my acquaintance. I advised her that if she ever required anything other than her past simple office visits she would be faced with not only a $15 copay but with 100% of her medical bills up to her $2,500 policy deductible. She chose to stay with her current policy. Two months and $2,515 later she called to make an appointment with me so that I might suggest a full-coverage health insurance policy. 'Nuf said?

Mr.Wonderful has been threatened with expulsion from the somewhat popular actor's, California-based bulletin board known as "Wolfesden". I would have to guess on which basis the moderator of the BB wishes to disallow entries by your Mr.Wonderful. He claims it is because I use a pseudonym, however there are more than a few entries posted by others who use less than revealing monikers. I have the feeling that due to my postings I have been labeled 'homophobic' and that worst of all sins in the eyes of any Californian, out-spoken! Speaking of Californians, may I recall the time I was competing in the famous Barstow (California) to Vegas desert race? Even though I had synchronized my race plans with pit crews only spoken to on the phone and even though I had to halt my frantic pace to repair a cactus covered rear flat tire, I placed forth in this historic race. Why? Because California's thousands of desert racing motorcyclists were terrified of rocks! Understand that this course, although mostly following existing dirt roads, also was littered with plenty of rocks. And hitting a rock at highway speeds can cause a motorcyclist to crash or to be thrown into a prickly cactus. These Californian's I was racing against weren't about to damage their silken soft tans by risking hitting a rock and crashing. I took fourth place because these pansies apparently were conditioned to race only on perfectly rockless desert or sand courses. Compare this to California's based Wolfeden's bulletin board. Mr.Wonderful is the rock in the trail, and these wimps are afraid of colliding with MW and being tossed off of their feel-good rides into the cactus of reality, logic and conservatism.

Granted, most of my readers won't be aware of this fact - which is exactly why you are reading this. The National Mint, part of the Treasury Department, decided rather than release the new golden dollar coin to banks first, they would release it where most Americans spend most of their time and money, Wal*Mart! How sad is that? The Law-Givers along The Beltway have burdened our average citizen with taxes so high that they must throw all dignity aside and shop at Wal*Mart. Your Mr.Wonderful, being a realist, being an individual who consumes, collates, and corrects massive amounts of data on a minute by minute basis, is normally possessed of an emotional state that would be termed "clinical depression." However, on the rare occasion that I have dared trek the shiny aisles of my nearest Wal*Mart, I have been shocked by glancing into the eyes of the employees and patrons. Most of these orbs reflect only emptiness, hopelessness, and sadness on a level that would label my aforementioned "clinical depression" as outright joy. In other words, these are the same consumers I see at the convenience stores buying their lottery tickets and Marlboro's.

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