Well, lots of stuff could be more fun, but that's not the point.
Adios= soida (soy- duh)
Yups (plural yup)= spuy (spoo- ee)
SPAM= maps (if you don't know how to pronounce that, you are beyond help.)
Tang= gnat (nat)
enigma= amgine (am- gine [like it looks])
okay= yako (yack- o)
duh= hud (yet another word you should be able to pronounce yourself)
calyculus (in biology, a small cup- shaped structure)= sulucylac (soo- loo- see- lack or soo- loo- sigh- lack)
aloe= eola (ee- oh- lah)
backwards= sdrawkcab (sdraw [sounds like straw]- cab)
italic= cilati (sill-ih- tee)
woof= foow (foo with a little sort of "w" sound at the end)
Pimpbot (you know, from Conan, er, Late Night)= tobpmip (tob- puh- mip)
Pall Mall (a street in London, noted for its clubs)= llamllap (lamb- lap)
pretension (you know, being pretentious. If you don't know it, look it up!)= noisneterp (noise- net- erp)
reed= deer (If you don't know how to pronounce that I am disgusted)
schizoid (yes, it is a real word)= diozihcs (die- oh- zicks [boy I hate those zicks, don't you?])
schmoose (another really real word)= esoomhcs (es- oom-ks [a little hard to say, but just try it])
premolars (you know, teeth)= sralomerp (sral- oh- merp)
Coca Cola= aloc acoc (al- ock a- cock [hey! don't be a pervert!]) -Thanks to LLWalk for that contribution!
papaya= ayapap (I'm guessing it's pronounced how it looks) -Thanks again to LLWalk!
Ben Franklin = neb nilknarf (Yup, how it looks- how freaky!!) -Thanks to TheLdyBlue for that!
Evian = naive (nie- eve) -Thanks again to TheLdyBlue!
Tulsa = a slut (hmm...) -Thanks go to Christi!
