Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe!

There's a story that goes with this (it's true.) A man and his daughter bought some cookies at Neiman-Marcus and enjoyed them. The man asked the waitress if he could have the recipe. She said no. Then the man asked if he could BUY the recipe. She smiled and said yes. The man asked how much, and she said two fifty. When the man got his credit card bill, it said $280.00. This was crazy, he thought. He remembered paying $25.00 for his and his daughter's lunch, and $5.00 for the cookies, but he didn't remember paying any other money. He called up Neiman-Marcus, and they told him that he bought the cookie recipe for $250.00, not $2.50. He did everything he could, but they said that he had already seen the recipe, so they wouldn't refund his money. The man Mass-Mailed everybody on America Online the recipe for these cookies, and told everyone to never go to Neiman-Marcus, and to spread the "secret" cookie recipe everywhere. He thought if they would take $250.00 from him, he would just have to have $250.00 of fun. The recipe is as follows. Feel free to print it, make copies, and whatever you want, as long as you tell the story, don't change the recipe, and make sure everyone knows it is the Neiman-Marcus Cookie.

Makes 112 cookies (Recipe may be halfed)

2 cups of butter

4 cups of flour

2 tsp. soda

2 cups sugar

5 cups blended oatmeal **

24 ounces of chocolate chips

2 cups of brown sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 8oz. Hershey Bar (grated)

4 eggs

2 tsp. baking powder

3 cups of chopped nuts (any nut will do)

2 tsp. vanilla

**Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder

Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.

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