That's what I said. Quotes that have been heard in highschool. All of these are students, unless otherwise specified. If you hear a quote in highschool, or hear something that sounds like it could have
been said in highschool, feel freeee to email it to me (flukeyone@yahoo.com) And now, enjoy the rest of the album!... Don't look at me like that...
And finally, on to the quotes!
"He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips!"
"Whoooooa."
"Those who welcome death have only experienced it from the ears up."
"Ouch! That was a barrette in there!"
(the teacher): "So, you clap once if you can hear me when I say 'clap if you can hear me' and then you stop talking." (student): "Didn't we do this in kindergarten?"
"You can almost feel the bacteria invading."
(chem. teacher): "Hey, I don't teach that! You'll have to go back to the 'biology' side of the building to find that out."
"Remember my new friend with the goats? She said she'd name the next one they had 'Hughbert' because I said they should!"
"Oh, you want to eat today?"
(Kid #1): "Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks." (Kid #2): "......I don't get it."
(a girl talking to another girl): "I keep calling you Travis, sorry..."
"But I wanna go to the zoo!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CLIFF NOTES!!!!!"
"Don't feed the monkey your gum!!"
"We played Jenga."
"Why is everyone poking me today???"
(Kid #1): "Walk around in circles, walk around in circles, walk around in circles... Walk aroun-" (Kid #2): "You already sang that part." (Kid #1): "I don't know the rest." (Kid #2): "Oh... Me neither." (Both): "Walk around in circles, walk around in circles...."
"She decapitated my bottle!"
"What kind of fiend are you, Kenny???"
"That's not crazy, I get on the bus and I wanna kill all the people on the bus."
"He's so fine, but he doesn't speak English."
"Oh great, stickers, now we can all be cops."
"Hey, isn't that that guy that was attacking that bagel?"
"Oh good, now we get to jaw-walk!"
"Do you think Girly-hair will still be there?"
"Penis! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENISSSSS!!!!"
"I didn't know shrimp were animals!"
"No, not the bald eagle, the one with the white head."
"Damn plastic knife, won't cut the bagel but it slices neatly through me."
"He's un-American looking."
"Guess what? I am a god."
"Believe me, I know a testicle when I see one."
"Modesty is one of my many virtues."
"So are you saying all fat guys are rich?
"So, one meter equals five fuzzy animals, right?"
"It's a cello, get over it."
"I was drunk on time!"
"Cuz mountains are pretty strong, ya know?"
"You gotta feel Michelle's shirt, it's like a couch."
"Mine's longer than yours... yours is all lumpy."
"And so her sister's name is Harry."
"I am not a male prostitute! I'm just rich and satisfied."
(Kid #1): "She was pleasuring herself with a curling iron, and it got stuck!" (Kid #2): "Was it on?"
"Polize! Polize!"
"Ah, the chaos."
"Don't be naked or I'll kick your ass!"
"Get your head out of the hormones!"
More to come in just a bit.