This is our humble Pimpbot 5000 memorial!

Feelin' fine and cherry wine! Or is he? We can't believe Pimpbot is gone! We'll always have that odd little place for you in our hearts Pimpbot!

Pimpbot Sounds:

Conan introduces Pimpbot

"Gots to carry lots of cash to bail out da hoes"

The Pimpbot 5000 toy commercial

Pimpbot: "That's right, listen up Gapetto. Most these bitches are spoken for!" Dole: "Hold on, you want a piece of Dole, Pimpbot?!" Pimpbot: "Don't tap me, old fool!" Conan: "Alright, you two break it up!..."

Other Pimp: "Hey metalhead, why you gotta go messin' with my bitch? I'll cut you!" Pimpbot: "You won't cut me fool, I'll cut you!"

Pimpbot: "Mess with any of my hoes and I'll cut you! I like the jewelry! I got to impress da bitches! Check out my stable of fine fillies!" Conan: "That's very good. That's the future you're looking at; Pimpbot 5000"

"You're lucky I don't cut you"

"My main man"

"Mess with any of my hoes and I'll cut you!"

Conan: "Pimpbot 5000"

"Gonna stick you like a pig"

"Suck-er"

"Do you like the stylish threads?"

"You won't cut me, fool! I'll cut you!"


None other than Pimpbot 5000 himself


the Pimpbot doll


Pimpbot tries his pimp-fu on Andy


Pimpbot pulls out his pimp-knife


Pimpbot pulls out his pimp-ray

Pimpbot Links! (Don't blame me for all the same names, or I'll cut you)

PimpBot 5000 Aardvark's Pimpbot 5000

Email: psychodave@rocketmail.com