Sanitzed for Your Protection!

Thanks Marcus!!

Use only as directed.

Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

Apply only to affected area.

May be too intense for some viewers.

Do not stamp.

For recreational use only.

Do not disturb.

All models over 18 years of age.

If condition persists, consult your physician.

Freshest if eaten before date on carton.

Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.

Many suitcases look alike.

Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

Colors may fade.

Slippery when wet.

Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.

Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.

At participating locations only.

Not the Beatles.

Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

Sanitized for your protection.

Use only in a well-ventilated area.

Keep away from fire or flames.

Approved for veterans.

Some equipment shown is optional

No Canadian coins.

Not recommended for children.

Reproduction strictly prohibited.

No solicitors.

No alcohol, dogs or horses.

First pull up, then pull down.

Call toll free number before digging.

Driver does not carry cash.

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

This supersedes all previous notices.

Email: psychodave@rocketmail.com