So... You wish to become an Associate...

Because you will then not only be able to enjoy the contents of this site, but also add new contents to it. You will also be able to get in touch with other like-minded monkeys on the web.

Just send us an e-mail and tell us about yourself, your occupation, your ideas of the TSA site. Also give us one good goddamn reason to why we would ever want you as our proud Associate.

You will pay nothing, and nothing will be demanded from you by any of the other Associates. You will be granted the possibility of posting essays of your own on this TSA site. You will also gain full breifing on what is going on within the TSA. When we reform the world into a nihilistic dominion you will be assured of a higher position than the other more conservative monkeys around us.