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"Such mumbo-jumbos! Humanity never stops supricing me with her own stupidity. Suddenly, one beautiful sunday morning, one is confronted with two extremely homosexual individuals who reveals themselves to be nothing less than a pair of Mormon missionaries. Yeah. Who wants to give you a book, The Book of Mormon, that is. I figured "why not!" and led these fanatics behind the light, promised them to read the shit and then pray to our Lord in heaven (whom I even told them I believed in). But I cannot be fucked to read that book, about as interesting as reading the Bible. But the Mormon belief is nothing to joke about though. At first, of course, we have to account the fact that Mormons believe all the crap that normal Christians fantasize about, meaning everything in the Bible which hasn't been proven wrong beyond any reason of doubt (i.e. everything but people get upset if you say this in public). All this the Mormons believe in, but they have also made up some extra fairy-tales on the side of the common Testament. Let's begin, 600 B.C. a Jew, like Noa (i.e. we now know where they copied the idea), got help from God to build a ship, in which he and many others whent to the place we today call South America. There these Jews founded a great civilization, without any inbreeding going on even though the boat at most could have carried a couple of hundred people (not that there ever was a boat, but for the sake of argument...). The people wrote down all their divine wisdoms on Golden Plates, for some strange, unknown reason. Of course, these dishes were lost to the world and never seen again. Then, in the year of our Lord 1827 A.D., a boy, aged 14 at the time, in New York got a revelation from some Arch Angel telling him where he could find these Golden Plates. He was told by our Lord to go fetch the dishes, in other words. Which he also did, and after many a craving adventure he managed to get hold of them "God knows where" down in South America. However, God naturally told him not to show the dishes to anyone, and the boy followed God's command, despite the apperant archeological value of these artifacts. However, with the help of God's dishes, this boy managed to write The Book of Mormon, a great volume of fiction in which thousands of Mormons (read: morons) today believe. The Inca-people are descendants of a forlorn Christian civilization. Talk about illusions of grandeur, talk about insanity. Fucking great! Let's all convert ASAP!