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Quotes of Wisdom
People are fond of quoting, have you noticed this? The read some book by a philosopher or a religious creed and then they take out some sentence or phrase which they like, and store that little peice in their little motherfucking heads. And then, when some suiting situation comes along, they just spew it all out at you, don't they. Sometimes they even pretend that they came up with this horseshit themselves, and then they stand there all proud, making out like they're all important. The best of all, by far, is when people start quoting science fiction movies, or movies in general, make believe stuff like that could ever be taken seriously in real life. Well, we at the TSA might actually post some pages with quotes from smart and stupid people, funny ones, sarcastic ones. But for all you people out there who likes to have some cute quotes around to tell your grandchildren when they've spilled their milk (or whatever), here is some special quotes just for you. From all of us at the TSA
"Death seldom comes alone..."
"The living hates death..."
"It's always someone else's fault,
if two people are dead."
"Loneliness is worth it's weight in gold."
"He who kills a Frenchman,
often does the right thing."
"You only die once."
"One ought not bother oneself with murders."
"That which is not granted in life,
is granted in death."
"He who craves murder,
does the world a favor."
"Death has many names."
"Murder giveth death."
"Murder is great,
but it doesn't beat death."
"Other's death smells bad."
"Death is the best solution."
"One has to kill while the victim is alive."
"An axe in your hand is better,
then an axe in your back."
"A bloody axe is better,
then a clean one."
Well, with all these new quotes in your knowledge, it should not be hard to get out there and seem smart to other monkeys. Imagine puking out a quote like any of the above when some bitch drops her bags in the supermarket. Or, even better, say some shit like this when you and your girlfriend are watching a big accident on the news. It's jolly good fucking fun, we at the TSA do it all the time. Suggest you try it...
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