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A SMALL SELECTION OF STUPIDITIES FROM REAL LIFE...
Tuesday 27/7-99

One summer night some TSA Associates gathered around the computer without any good ideas about anything at all to post on this site. Then someone came up with a bright idea, he spoke thus: "Hey you fucking assholes, let's just post some of the funny shit we read in the newspapers today!", and every looked at him very impressed and amused over this bright idea. For the next hour some brainstorming occured amongst the highly exalted Associates, the funniest things were added to this page, and well, read and weap (i.e. laugh).

"The two children, one and one and a half years old, were thirsty after the barbeque on the beach. In the belief that it was water, their mother put lighting lighting fluid in their cups.

The two children are now being treated in hospital.

- One of the children began puking very badly, says a friend of the mother, who witnessed the ordeal. The mother do not know Swedish and could therefor not read the labels on the bottle from which she fed her children. She too drank from the bottle, but managed to spit most of it out.

Drinking lighting fluid can cause chemical anemia. The risks of this increases when the person is puking, as the fluid can end up in the lungs."

Talk about traumatic experiences in childhood. It will be interesting to see what kind of defence mechanisms these fucking kids develop in their genital stage. This is, by the way, a typical example of a situation where someone has fucked up so badly that it's socially incorrect to call the person stupid. If this mother had just beaten the kids with a stick, the whole country would be attacking her. But now, when she merely fed them a toxic substance, we're supposed to feel sorry for her.

Below we have taken the contents of relevance out of a article about the political happenings in our country at this date and time. This is what the Swedish politicians were discussing the 27/7-1999 A.D.

"The Christian politician Hardy Hedman in Stockholm wants all restaurants to abolish lines during evenings and nights. These lines, according to Hedman, causes discrimination, violence and fights. Official investigators agree.

Since 1993 twenty restaurants in Stockholm has applied for allowance to have open until five in the morning. The Right Wing part wishes to grant these restaurants permanent allowance, and they also wishes to increase the number from twenty to the 100+ restaurants who are also interested.

The Christ Democratic party wants an investigation first, to see how the "restaurant-related" crimes has developed lately.

- Can the police maintain good safety for the citizens if over a 100 restaurants in Stockholm is open until five in the morning? says Hardy Hedman, who is group-leader of the Christ Democratic party in Stockholm. - Kan polisen upprätthålla en god säkerhet för medborgarna om Stockholm får drygt 100 restauranger som har öppet till fem? frågar Hardy Hedman, som är gruppledare för kd i Stockholm.

Hardy says that the suggestions made by crimes-investigator L.G.W. Persson, who has conducted a federal investigation, should be put to action: that the lines be abolished and replaced by table-ordering, or perhaps lines that are placed indoors. Furthermore should the restaurants have full responsibility for the peace in the environment around them.

- It is already a part of the service-allowances that there should be peace on the streets around restaurants. But we believe that these allowances should be more strict, and that the allowance should be taken away if the restaurant fails to meet these terms, says Hedman.

Lines in restaurants does not work like normal lines, as in for example the supermarket.

- Instead the work as a big flock, out of which the guards can pick designated people, as for example VIP's or celebreties. This makes the mood in the cue irate, and this can also lead to illegal descrimination."

It is very typical for a country like Sweden to have debate in this fashion, and on topics like this. Some mumbo-jumbo in the Christ Democratic party has gotten upset about the fact that lines help prevent bums and all sort of unwanted guests to enter into the wrong places. We at the TSA love these fucking lines! Yes, because when we go to our favorite places we know that no Nike-wearing motherfuckers will be let in there. And how do we know this? Because there are two huge Black Metal maniacs with guard-tags and a fifteen mile cue outside, that's fucking why! Secondly, this thing with "illegal discrimination" may sound funny to you at first. You might think to yourself: "yeah, as if there is anything called legal discrimination...". But you know what? There actually is, our government imposes this all the time right infront of our noses. We are so used to it that we 1, don't even notice it, or 2, learn to live with it. Sweden, for example, is the number one expert country in the world when it comes to discrimination of companies and people who make alot of money. We at the TSA don't have any emotions about this fact, for we are not rich in any way, but still, a fact it is. And we have spent countless of hours laughing at our bullshit socialist humanitarian "everyone-is-equal" fucking government. We love them, hell, we vote for them! And when it comes to all this crying over the violence etc, well, without violence and stupid monkeys getting pissed off at eachother: where's the fucking reason to go out in the city at night in the first place? Really!? There's nothing more fun than hearing these morons talking about "quality-time" and "intellectual conversations" in the same sentence, or even phrase, as "disco's" "bars" and "the city during night". You wanna have fun and watch a couple of monkeys get drunk and beat up their relatives, go out! You wanna crack open a bottle of Brut Champagne and talk about dead philosopher, well then, stay the fuck inside and leave us alone!!

"No police intervention during bank hold ups. This can be the result if the police does not get better equipment. This threat comes from the Main Board of the Swedish Police department.

- I am ready to stop all work during for example large bank hold ups, if the police men who are sent out are not equiped as they should. This statement is taken from Lars Bergman, cheif police officer in some Swedish backward ass town (Örebro?).

The police are talking about a "personal safety kit", including a bullet proof vest, knife-gloves, leg-straps, and additional equipment. Thus far, the law inforcement agency has agreed to buy 77 of the 400 needed "personal safety kits" that are demanded.

The problem is greater on the country side, says Anders Carlsson. In the cities, the situation has become better during later years.

- We've been promised better equipment for everyone on the country side, says Patrik Sanden (also a cop who thinks highly of his position apperantly).

After two cops were killed (!!!!! oh NO!!!!!) in the end of May this year, a special work-shop was put together in Sweden with the aim to look over the security for this nation's police men.

Well, that's just... great! Next time they should warn a little in advance though, so that we get more time to plan all the banks we're going to hit now that we know there'll be no cops in our way. It's quite unbelievable that they'd actually turn something like this into a public statement. We have a better idea here at the TSA: Take one day of the year, and call it the "Hit That Fucking Bank"-day. Then you tlel all the criminals in this country to hit their banks at this date, and leave them alone for the rest of the year. The cops can take a day off, in their safety. People get upset because two cops are killed in action... well, everything is relative. A couple of thousand people just died in some other part of the world. But here in Sweden we get upset about cues to restaurants and two useless dead cops. Thanks, but we'll pass on that ceremony. And fuck you very much for even asking pal...

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