Comments on comments
As some people are taking the time and imagination to sign the so-called guestbook at the TSA's disposal, we've of course sworn to keep in line with our fans (especially the ones that are out of line), so that these little monkeys will feel appreciated in the right way. The rules for actually making it from the guestbook onto this page are quite simple: Either you have to say something really enlightened, something really funny or something really stupid (i.e. similar to funny, but with serious intentions).
Let's begin with what a certain "satanic" freudian trauma wrote:
Hmm...kävit minun kotisivuillani jauhamassa paskaa. Minua ei paskan vertaa kiinnosta sinun lapselliset ajatuksesi. Minua ei ole kiinnostanut koko black metal scenen pitkään aikaan. Se homma on kuollut jo aikaa sitten. Joten tämä tästä. BTW. jos sinä et tajua minun huumoriani niin fuck off! olet ihan liian true niitä tajuamaan. luuletko että väitän olevani Demoni jos sivuillani on teksti "Am I demom"? Sanon vain...kuole tautiin vitun norja wannabe poser! P.S. Eric looks like Marko Ahtisaari!
We cannot make much sense out of all this, because none of us are unfortunate enough to be familiar with the native language of Finland. However, we are sure that those who do know this language will benefit much from the wisdoms presented above. Eric, on his behalf, is rather amused over the comment on his appearance, allthough he still denies having any political affiliation. The final verdict reads: STUPID.
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We at the Total Scorn are very amused with this humoristic comment in our guestbook. The verdict therefor reads: FUNNY.
Shukrahn! Thanks for doing that article on me. I need the attention right now. That asshole in Kosovo, who thinks he is a dictator, he is taking all the attention and publicity right now. Soon my time shall come again and I'll be back in the spot light, leading my next holy war. Yes, its true... Allah told me in a dream last night, "Saddam, you are the chosen one! Go back and reclaim Kuwait! Its your destiny!"...and I was like, "Holy Shit!", Allah is still guiding me, and now with all the attention on Kosovo, I've been able to gather up some chemical nukes gain, so I'm pretty much ready. You will all see! I promise you all some fireworks soon, and America can't do shit. Allah guides me!
This entry was signed by Saddam Hussein, and allthough we of course know better than to trust in this we hail the creator of this entry for his skills and verbal swiftness. The verdict reads: FUNNY.
ALRIGHT! At last some sense on the net! After many hard and annoying years of CNN.com and other crappy news sites here's one finally worth reading. I know you only publish the truth about the wars and shit. Yeah! Hey, what about my buddies, The Trench Coat Mafia? They deserve some attention here. Keep up the good work. Man.
This entry has been taken into serious consideration by the Associates. Sooner or later the wish above will come true, for the Trench Coat Mafia deserves a place at the Total Scorn site just as much as anyone else.
Name: John Rockstar
Homepage: http://come.to/heavy.metal
Hometown: Uppsala
Sent: 1:17 PM - 7/26
Wow man, totally cool! I really like this page!
This entry deserves a new category of grade criteria: DORKY.
Name: NATAS
Homepage: http://SATAN
Hometown: DOWN
Sent: 1:37 PM - 7/30
I see someone is really confused !!!
I have to say this site
An interesting entry, since it's almost confusing for the reader. This slight confusion is obviously the result of quote failing reasoning on the author's part. Someone is obviously confused. But who? If the person who made this entry had left any valuable information behind about him/herself, we would have known. But alas, the moron who made this entry was at least smart enough to cover his tracks. We at the TSA do not know how to take offence from someone who enters SATAN backwards instead of his name. It would seem likely, speaking in hypothetical terms, that this entry has been caused by our page concerning "Satanism&Evilness in Black Metal". Which would force us to conclude that the monkey who wrote the above entry is a teenage little metal maniac. For, we ask ourselves smiling, who ever else would be disturbed by a page that makes fun of satanists? The verdict is a mix of STUPID and DORKY, unless this entry is purely sarcastic. However, we have seen no evidence that would make us belive the latter.
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