Some more words on...
UCK/KLA and NATO...
Written the 12th of July 1999
We have already mentioned good old Milosevic, and his fellow Serbs, on this site. We have examined how utterly stupid this little dictator has been in his relation to the rest of the world. We have also concluded that the war of Kosovo is a stupid one, that would in reality mean, an extremely idiotic one as all wars are stupid. But before we get carried away in the common every-day western idealism that is jumping at us from the press-conferences NATO is holding, and before we fall helplessly for the huge attacks of biased media, indeed, before all this: let's for a while step back to the scornful reality in which we all try to make a living.
For there are truly a huge number of quite funny points one can make about the situation down in this region of the world. Let us first comment on the never failing nature of mankind. Now that the Albanians are in control over "their country" they are doing the exact same thing toward Serbs as some Serbs did toward them. But even though this is a fact, it is described a little differently than when it was the Serbs doing all the raping and killing.
When the Serbs were in control of Kosovo the media was talking about "systematical" genocide, and death-camps set up for the mere goal of raping the shit out of Albanian women. Now when it's the Serbian population who is getting all the shit, the media are instead talking of "random acts" of burning, raping and killing. Strangely though, these "random" acts has gone down well over 100 000 times in just a few weeks. That is a fact no-one even attempts to deny. Instead, people say it's "understandible but sad", which is a great fucking way of opposing to something without having to do anything about at all. We at the TSA say the following about these events: Understandible? Yes, nothing concerning human stupidity suprices us anymore. Sad? Nope, it's fucking funny that's what that is.
And let us just for the record state another forgotten part of this little mess. Kosovo has never been occupied by the Serbs, that is simply something which NATO (amongst others) just made up to support the validity of their actions. Kosovo was about as occupied by the Serbian authority as Kansas is occupied by Washington DC. Kosovo happens to be a fully legal part of Serbia. We at the TSA don't really care for this fact, as we are well aware of the fact that borders are certified bullshit, but we also humbly ask ourselves what France would do if for example the district of Champange decided to proclaim itself as a state of its own. "Bien sure mes amies! Leave! We don't care! We hate that sparkling shit of yours anyway!".
Of course, this does in no way justify what Milosevic put in action down in Kosovo, but he sure as fuck never occupied the place for that would have been logically impossible. The only parts of this deal that are actually occupants are the UCK/KLA, NATO and (for some fucked in the head reasons) Russia. Now, NATO has clearly taken the side of the Albanians, which can be vividly accounted for by the way the organization is treating things down in the region. When the Serbs were raping Albanians NATO threw of a huge militray operation, now that the Albanians are doing all the raping NATO just stands by even though the organization now has actual troops on site who would easily put a stop to all of it. The KLA are still walking around with about as much guns and men as they need to kill and rape, and no conclusive move has so far been made to actual out these terrorists away from their new power. Terrorists, yes, until a few months ago the KLA was listed by CIA as one of the worlds most vicious terror organizations. The tacticts of KLA has not changed a bit since these days, but now they're called "freedom fighters" thanks to the humanistic bullshit terminology that our populistic leaders and wisemen tend to be fond of using.
Russia is the only invasion force how actually care for the Serbs, however, NATO did all in its power to stop Russian troops from entering the region at all. Besides, the only reason Russia ever whent into the region was for Jeltsin to avoid being prosecuted by his communist comrades in the Duma. The Russian operation in Kosovo is a case of showing a bluff, meaning that everything is fine as long as some Russian trainees in tanks are positioned in Pristina's airport, while no-one really gives a flying fuck about what happens to Serbs nor Albanians.
So before you march out to protest against the Serbs and what they've done, think both twice and three times about the fact that no-one in this situation desrves anything but scorn and laughter. We love 'em all, we truly do.
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