Wes Schrimsher: Bass guitar & lead vocals. Wes does a great Shaft impression and provides practice space. If you didn't know, Wes used to play bass for Slaughter. He also provides my step-mom with all the crack she can handle.
Nate Fulps: Guitar & backing vocals. Nate strips at the old bowling alley for extra cash. The bowling alley is a cheesy, dirty, place on a dirt road. So you can imagine how much money he makes.
Nick Turner: Drums. Nick is the coolest guy ever. He has to be cooler than your mom. seriously. Nick used to be a white pimp on the mean streets of L.A. I garuantee he's your father
Casey Waits: guitar. Nickname: Stoney. Casey has probably the worst job ever. He works at the dirty assed movies. Casey really goes off when he fu**s up playing guitar.
