*Today, we have a very special guest giving the disclaimer. I'd like to introduce Akio Ohtori (of "Revolutionary Girl Utena"
fame), Chairman of the Board of the Ohtori Academy, proud owner of the Akio-car™, and all-around Pimp-Daddy. Akio?*
*Thank you, Akio. I think. (runs away quickly, because Akio just scares the living hell out of her. And the ending of "The
Power of Dios" didn't make any sense because of him, which HIGHLY pisses Crystal Dawn off)*