Pikachu Revolts

By: Ditto Jessie

This is a short fanfic about what happened in the episode, Pikachu Revolts, from when Butch & Cassity sic Meowth & CO on Jess & Jim, to the end of the episode in James's POV.

I taped Pikachu Revolts & got really pissed off, like most of the Jessie, James & Meowth fans, at Butch, Cassity & their Drowzee. So, I'm making probably 3 more fanfics about this episode, one about what happened to B & C when they were put into jail again, another with the POV of Meowth during this episode & after & another about Jessie's POV of this encounter.

Part One: Protecting Jessie

"Arbok, Licketounge…" Cassity cooed with a weird look shot at Jessie & me.

"Wezzing, Vitreebell…" Butch said with his kooky voice.

"You too Meowth," Cassity replied.

"Attack them!" They shouted together.

So here are Jessie & I, being attacked by our own Pokemon with no defenses! Isn't that a little unfair? Don't we have enough fans screaming at their TV sets that this could have been avoided? Yet, the scene ends with Jessie & me latched on to each other, screaming our Anime lungs out & then… "Who's that Pokemon?". What kind of sick joke is that?! And, everybody knows it's a Kangaskan!

Big deal Japanese Anime writers!

So I, James from Team Rocket, will tell my adoring fans what happen during this gap of commercials, Lou Bega's singing something during the break until the end of the story. So…

Let's get it on!

Now, Jessie & me are about to be attacked by our Pokemon, screaming our lungs out, blah blah blah…Eric Stuart & Rachel Lillis had to be paid extra for screaming in our voices cause they aren't their original voices & it's very hard, when…
"Cassity!" Jessie screamed, letting go of me & letting me breath again, "Just wait until I get out of this! I'll make you pay you dirty rat!"

"I don't think you'll "blast off again" today, Jess." Cassity replied back bitterly.

That's when Arbok came up to strike & I kicked him square on the head. The big boa doubled back & Wezzing, out of no where, tried to hit me in my chest! But Jessie pushed me over to the side & was hit, head first, on the wall behind us.

"Jessie!" I said, running over to her. She was out cold & had a bloody lip.

"What's the matter, ya 114-pound weakling?" Cassity sarcastically asked, "Did your girlfriend fall & bump her head?"

And Butch, Cassity, & all the Pokemon started to laugh.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Bang!

Pop!

The James Volcano just exploded!

So I, the 114-pound weakling, ran like the dickens, tackled Cassity to the ground & tried to cough her! And I laid the smacketh downeth on that orange hared punk.

" Die! Die! Die!" I shouted over & over.

Butch tried to pull me off, but I stood my ground, & I shook Cassity's neck harder.

"Meowth, Attack this southern loser!" Butch commanded.

And, I was knock off by Meowth & hit my right arm on the floor hard. So, I got up & pinned Meowth on the ground. But then Vitreebell pulled me off & started choking me. I got out of its mouth & all the Pokemon in the place attacked me! I was out numbered! And the world went black!

Who's that Pokemon?

Stay tuned for the next chapter: The Plan & see what happened to our blue hared hero & the other characters.

Part Two: The End of the Battle

I renamed this part of the story cause it's not really about the plan to get the pokemon back. Cause I don't think that I'm done with my revenge on Butch & Cassity. So, the next chapter is about the plan.

Plus, I put in some Japanese words. I'll put what they mean at the end of the chapter. I have special guest stars in this chapter & the next chapter is rocketshippy!

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"If you want something good & you don't know what to pick, go to the fridge & get Chicken on a Stick!"

Now, back to the war.

The next time I woke up, Butch & Cassity were staring at Jessie & me, trying to see if we were dead. I had my back to them, so they didn't see my eyes flutter open. I stayed still for a couple minutes to see if they were going to kill me if I moved.

"Are they dead?" Cassity said, trying to sound sad.

Save it for Oprah!

"I can't tell." Butch replied, "I'm not a doctor!"

"If they're dead, how will the boss react?!"

"He wanted to get rid of them, but not kill them!"

I looked at Jessie, who was a foot away from me. I knew she was out cold. But, she didn't look okay. She didn't look fine at all. Sweat was down all over her face & she was breathing heavily.

Well, Cassity came over to me & poked me in the ribs a couple times. I moved a bit, but she kept poking.

What's her problem?!

Can't she see I'm awake?!

God, they're stupid!

I got sick of her poking me in the ribs, so I jumped up & tackled Butch to the ground. Of course, he struggled a bit, really a big uppercut to my lip. Getting the root of the problem, I started punching him in the face, about 2 punches per second.

Love power that!

My lip, then, started bleeding, warm blood trickled down into my mouth. But I kept hitting, even when Cassity tried to pry me off, Meowth attacking me on my right arm & it started bleeding through my shirt, even when Drowzee started hitting me with charges of psychic energy. I couldn't stop, I owed it to Jessie, and I owed it to Meowth & our other pokemon,

I owed it to myself!

But, I was starting to get tired after 40 minuets of this hard core match. They had finally gotten me off of Butch & we killing me slowly with every blow. They were about to finish me off & I whispered, "Sorry guys. I let you down."

And then…

"Hhyyaaa!" A voice that sounded like Jessie's was heared & a black boot kicked Butch, Cassity & Meowth off of me.

"Well, if it isn't Catwoman herself." Cassity smirked, getting back to her feet.

A girl was standing in front of me, her soft alabaster hands resting on her hips. She had on a black TR uniform, excepted she had on black bellbottoms instead of a skirt, black gloves with a red stripe of red on them & some black boots with a red stripe on them. Long chestnut hair flowed down her back, a Meowth tail came out of the back of her bellbottoms & two Meowth ears were on top of her perfect brown hair.

"Ditto Jessie?" I asked weakly.

"So you're alive." Ditto Jessie said, turning around to face me. I saw a charm of a Meowth on the middle of her forehead shimmer in the dim light of the room & her sliver eyes rested on me.

Her father is the Boss, and when she was a baby, he did tests on her & mixed her DNA with Meowth & Mew DNA. Which explains the tail, ears, her special powers & the charm perfectly. Plus, Giovanni's my father's brother, & you might have guessed how they reacted when they saw what he did to Ditto Jessie.

"Now, let's heal your wounds." Ditto Jessie exclaimed.

And all of a sudden, my wounds were healed & the blood stopped flowing through my shirt & my lip. I was so happy, but I didn't rejoice for very long. I ran to Jessie, took out my baby flashlight & shined it in her eyes. Her eyes moved a bit, which told me she was alive.

"I should have known when Hope & Diamond told me some rats were around that they were talkin bout you two!" Ditto Jessie exclaimed; a smirk married her ruby red lipsticked lips.

"That's just a baka way of saying that they're jealous of us!" Butch retorted, "Now we're going to finish you & your cousin, once & for all!" And with that, he lunged toward Ditto Jessie.

"So that's you plan, ne?" Ditto Jessie replied, turning Butch into a small blue frog, "So gomen it won't work."

"Oh really." Cassity said, "Why not."

"Cause if you kill us, Uncle Giovanni will have your heads!" I replied, "You see, that if you kill us, he'll send out Craig & the Geo force to make sure you're as dead as a doornail."

"But James, you're only a Dan'in Rocket!"

"Don't matter to Daddy." Ditto Jessie replied, He'll kill you any way."

"Well, I don't give a care!" Cassity yelled, "I'm going to make sure none of you tell anyone about this!"

So, she sent Meowth, our other pokemon & herself on me & Ditto Jessie. We must have fought for about 3 hours, Ditto Jessie revived us both about 15 times, but now we were losing the battle.

"I'm going to get rid of you once & for all!" Cassity said, & pulled out a gun. She pointed it right at Ditto Jessie & me.

"Well, not today Cass." Ditto Jessie said & telaported us to the street, across town, so they couldn't find us. But, Jessie was still out cold & my right arm was bleeding again.

"I can't stay for very long, cousin."

"But, what are you doing today then?"

"Well, I'm…Uh…going to steal me a man! Yea, that's it! See ya James." And Ditto Jessie ran down the dark alley. A Gastly came down the alley with the Twerp quad & an Officer Jenny. They took Jessie & me in to Officer Jenny's station to fix us up, but as I walked into the office, I was wondering what Ditto Jessie was really doing.

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"Am I late?" Ditto Jessie said, walking into a purple room.

"Nope." A girl with long brown hair & black eyes replied, sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn, "Holy Matrimony is on today."

The girl had on a white tee shirt & a pair of purple jeans & her brown hair was flowing freely down her back.
"Cool Cori! Let's watch it."

The End Of Part 2

Pikachu Revolts Part Three

By: Ditto Jessie

Almost finished folks. Going to start on my new fanfic very soon, so don't think this is the end of me!

Plus, if anyone wants some pics off of Pikachu Revolts, email me cause one of my friends at school gave me a couple of them & some other pics.

Part Three

"Okay, we'll help you just this once."

"But only this once."

Jessie & I had just agreed to help Ash & the other twerps that we would help them get their Pokemon back. Because most of ya saw that part on Pikachu Revolts, let's just skipped ahead a bit.

"So they're in that building." Officer Jenny said

"Let's go get Pikachu right now!" Ash yelled & went running to the door. I stuck out her foot & he fell on his little ski slope nose.

"Oooooooo!" Ash shrieked, "What the heck did you do that for?!"

"You can't expected to just barge into that building with Butch & Cassity!" I retorted, "You remember what happened the last time you saw them! We have to think of a sneaky plan to get in there or they'll out smart us!"

"I think they already did that." Misty said, putting her nose up in the air.

"I don't see you there trying to get that egg of yours back!"

"So, it isn't my fault you're as dumb as dirt. I don't see you getting your pokemon back ether!"

"At least I tried."

"That's enough you guys!" Jessie shouted, tears streaming down her face "We probably won't get them back anyway!"

And she ran from the room. Just like that. I had expected her to at least stand & take charge like she usually does. It didn't really matter. I had to confer her. It was my duty. So, I speeded down the hall after her.

Apparently, she ran all the way out the front door. I went running around town, calling her name everywhere. A couple blocks from the police station, I saw a gold heart locket. It was the locket that Jessie always wore tucked under her shirt. I picked it up & started running again.

"Jessie?! JESSIE!"

But there was no answer. And then I started worrying that Butch & Cassity may have gotten her. They could have gotten her under a spell or thrown her into an endless pit or worst. One thing's for sure…

THEY WOULDN'T TAKE HER FROM ME TOO!

The moon was half way up in the sky & I was really beginning to worry. Officer Jenny had all the island's occupants stay in their homes, so all the streets were empty & it made me feel more alone.

By the time I knew it, I had reached the beach. There was a faint crying sound, which was almost silenced by the sound of the breaking waves, coming from the sandy dunes. And I knew who it was.

"Jessie?" I walked a bit & saw Jessie sitting on the sand, crying.

"James?" Jessie said, her eyes were as red as blood from crying so much. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just looking for you. You had me so worried. I though for sure Butch & Cassity had gotten you too."

"Why were you worrying about me?" She started crying again. I didn't reply back, I just put her locket around her neck.

Then, I sat down beside her & she buried her head in my chest, crying softly. I put my arms around her, I had started crying too & she relaxed a bit. We just sat like that for the longest time, not saying a word to each other, just rocking back & forth on the beach.

"Why were you worrying about me?" Jessie repeated again.

"Because I love you." I replied, "I have always loved you."

Jessie sat up straight & kissed me on my cheek. A couple more tears came down her face & I wiped them off. Then, we locked lips & held it like that for a long time. When we broke it, Jessie smiled and said, "I'm kinda glad Meowth didn't see that!"

It had to be about 11:00 when we got back to the Police Station, Jessie & I holding hands. Ash & his friends were still debating how they would get Pikachu & the others out of Butch & Cassity's clutches.
"Where we you guys?" Tracy asked.

" Out thinking." I replied, "And we have a plan." And I threw Ash an empty Pokeball.

"But, what are you planning with Pokeballs?" Misty said.

"You'll see." Jessie said & she let go of my hand.

It took us until about 1:00 in the morning to figure the plan out completely & then we went to bed. But before I walked into my bedroom for the night, Ash whispered in my ear, "What's that red on your cheek & your lips?"

"That's for me to know & you to find out." I replied & I walked in the room & shut the door.

I remember much about the bed or the room. All I remembered was that Jessie & I fell asleep in each other's arms.

"I think I'm going to cry!" Cori said, petting her pet Meowth, Meow.

"Meowth!"

"I know. That's so sweet!" Ditto Jessie replied.

"I hope they say like that."

"Me too."

"Meow Meow."

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The End of Part 3. Watch out for Part 4, coming your way soon.

Pikachu Revolts: Chapter 4 & the Epilogue

By: Ditto Jessie

Done kiddies! These are the last installments of Pikachu Revolts! But, I'll be back writing again as I prepare for my next fanfic, Jessie's Promotion.

Part 4

"Anyone home?" Jessie & I asked, waving our hands in the air in a friendly wave.

"I can't believe their back!" Butch said through the intercom.

"What do you want?" Cassity asked.

"Oh, we just wanted to act like good neighbors should." Jessie said, a fake smile planted on her face.

"And to show there's no hard feeling, we brought you something that may come in handy." I added & lifted the cloth off of the cart we had, reveling about 20 pokeballs.

"What to you think Cass?" Butch asked, his froggy voice sounding a little suspicious.

"We could use the pokeballs, Butch. I don't know what you're so worried about. Come in, you two."

And the gate to the pace flung open & we walked into the building. I was feeling pretty scared, but Jessie put her hand on mine & the anxiety went away.

"So what brought about this sudden change of heart?" Cassity said when we finally got into their room.

"We just wanted to say we're sorry." Jessie replied.

"Let's be friends & create one great big happy Team Rocket." I said, waving a little white flag.

It was enough crap to make the Teletubbies toss their Tubby custard!

"This isn't like you two." Cassity remarked, "Just yesterday, you were ready to kill us."

"Maybe that's because it's not just the two of us now."

Next, we pushed the crate & all the pokeballs spilled on the ground. And guess whom poped out?

10 STRIPER GIRLS IN LITTLE MEOWTH BIKINIS!

Got ya!

Sorry, only Ash & the twerps. Butch & Cassity were in shock. I guess they wanted the stripers!

"You couldn't make it out as criminals so ya turned goody-goodies." Butch said.

"Not true. We're just using Officer Jenny cause she puts up a good front!" Jessie joked & Officer Jenny bowed her head down.

"It doesn't matter to me whom you brought with you. Drowzee, send your friends out to attack them!" Cassity commanded & all the Pokemon cane thrashing at us!
"Gastly, keep us covered!" Officer Jenny shouted & Gastly created an invisible wall to protect us from the Pokemon's attacks. But, not even an invisible wall could keep Ash, the king of twerps, from Pikachu.

"Pikachu! Stop it!" Ash yelled, tryin his hardest to stop Pikachu & to break the trance.

Too bad it didn't work.

"Pika!" Pikachu replied & I could tell it was a "No!"

"Okay then." Ash said. He lifted up the invisible wall & went inside.

"Ash!" Misty screamed, "What are you doing?!"

"The brat has something up his sleeve." Jessie remarked.

Ash ran around like a lunatic, telling Pikachu to hit him with his best shot & Hypno kept making Pikachu try to. He almost made Ash fall on his face, but Ash kept his balance. Then, Ash ran to the machine Hypno was attached to.

"Come on Pikachu! Hit me!" Ash said.

"Pikachu!" And Pikachu hit him with his best, which blew up the machine & all the Pokemon were out of their trances.

"Who? What? Where? How? Where am I?" Meowth asked, looking all around the room as he stood with Licketounge, Arbok, Wezzing & Vitreebell.

"Now that your all back, everything's fine." Jessie said, smiling.

"We'd better get out of here before this place blows." I said, & we all ran out.

Ash-tachi had been letting the Pokemon free & we were thought to be the last ones out, excepted.

"This isn't over!" Butch shouted. They had escaped up on the roof!

"We still have a battle to finish." Cassity said.

Jessie mumbled something under her breath & they replied, "All right Cassity. How are we battling?"

"Looks like it's 2 on 2."

"Make that 3." Ash said.

"Arbok, Poison sting."

Arbok lunged at Hypno, which had jumped down from the roof. But, Hypno transported to some other part of the yard.

"Pikachu, Thundershock."

But it didn't work.

"Don't worry. We'll beat him." Jessie said & put her hand on Ash's shoulder.

"We will?" Ash replied.

"Tackle now!" I shouted & our other pokemon tried to tackle Hypno. But, he was just to fast.

"Hypno, try your Metronome." Cassity commanded & Hypno started to wiggle his fingers back & forth.

"Metronome." Tracy said, "Now anything can happen."

Not much happened in those couple minutes. Everyone was completely silent, except for Togepi. Ash & Pikachu ran to Hypno to try & stop it, Jessie & I stared at Butch & Cassity, they stared back & then…

BOOM!

The whole building blew up, making the air black with smoke. When the smoke cleared, everyone was okay. So, Officer Jenny handcuffed Butch & Cassity & they were carried off by a white wagon to the town jail.

"Hope we don't see you again!" I shouted as they were driven out of sight.

"I bet the Boss won't bale them out this time." Jessie commented.

"Bet you he will." Misty said.

"Who cares if he does or he doesn't as long as we have our Pokemon back." Ash replied.

So things went back to the way they were. Jessie, Meowth & I left the island in our submarine, Ash-tachi left on the Lapras & Cassity & Butch stayed in jail . Only one things different,

"Since when did ya started kissin! I've been in that trance fo a day & a nite & you started bein boyfriend & goilfriend without Meowth! That's sick!"

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Epilogue

"There's someone to see you." The warden said, opening the door.

Ditto Jessie, Cori & Spice walked in with a long list in their hands. Butch & Cassity ran to the bars, with tears going down their faces.

"Oh Ditto Jessie, Cori, we knew you would come bale us out." Butch & Cassity said.

"Shut up!" Cori yelled & B & C cringed in the corner.

"Meowth!" Spice meowed.

"My father said that you two are striped of your Team Rocket costumes." Ditto Jessie said, "You will remain in this jail until your sentence is over & then you will be contained in the Rocket Tower!"

"Not the Rocket Tower!"

But Cori & Ditto Jessie didn't listen to their cries. They left the jail, retured back to their posted at the Ditto Force & Butch & Cassity never saw them until a couple months later, when our heroes embark on their next big adventure.

This has been a Ditto Jessie Team Rocket Fic. If I see this story posted under someone else's name, I will feed you to my Charizard, Inferno!

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The End

And that's all folks! The end, the grand finale, the fat lady sang. But, watch out for my stories all over the internet.

And let your days be happy & bright!