Sailor PokeMoon 3; Mina's First Crush
Note #1; I don't own Pokemon or Sailor Moon! I only own Karen, Andy, Lance and Janson.
Note #2; This is my first story with cursing. I rate it PG or PG-13, but you don't really care, do you?
Sailor PokeMoon 3; Mina's First Crush
By Mr. Know It All, who brought you the super-confusing Sailor PokeMoon 1 and 2.
Characters; Mina, James, Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Artemis, Luna, Meowth, Pikachu, Ash, Misty, Karen, Jessie, Darien, Andy
Narrator; Last time, nothing great happened.....again. Maybe, MAYBE something will happen today, at least we hope.....
Ash; Mina's First Crush!
Scene 1; Mina's Room
Mina is lying on her bed. Artemis is curled up on top of a drawer next to the bed.
Artemis; Do you ever think about Allen?
Mina gives a sad nod as a reponse.
Mina; I really miss him.....he was the only guy I ever truly loved.....
Artmeis; Uh, that's not exactly true, Mina....
Mina; ( out of her sad funk now ) What do you mean, Artemis?
Artemis; Well, it's not something I would give just to you...
Mina; ( Gets red ) Why do we always have to tell about my secret loves to the other girls?
Artemis; Just because. Gather up at Rei's.
Mina; ( Thinking ) Strange how we always gather up at Rei's....
Scene 2; The NegaRocket Lair
Butch; I can't believe that girl hurt me....OUCH!!
Cassidy; Shut up! ( Wraps a cast around Butch's arm ) Don't worry, we'll get them this time!
Butch; I can't we didn't attack last time!
Cassidy; Stupid love in those kids! I would've killed them if it weren't for it.....
Butch; Mina hits harder than she looks like she could for a cute girl...
Cassidy; Don't call her "cute", cause she's not! Only me!
Butch; ( Gets a sweatdrop ) Oh yes, you're just a walking Aphrodite.
Cassidy smacks Butch in the face.
Cassidy; Concentrate on our goal!
Butch; Do you have to smack me across the face, though?
Cassidy; No, but I like it. ( Looks at scary ball. Mina's image is shown .) I heard Mina's going to learn about her past love...and they're going in the past to do so.....
Butch; So?
Cassidy; The Scouts are going, too. If they go, they'll be young and won't be able to attack. Then we STRIKE!!!!
Butch; That's a little mean, isn't it?
Cassidy; Yeah, but remember Butch; you can always quit anytime.
Butch; With enemies like them, who needs allies?
Cassidy; That's not exactly how it goes....
Scene 3; The Temple
It's night time. Everyone's inside. Everyone's wearing casual clothes ( choose which ones they're wearing in your head; it doesn't matter ).
Luna; Remeber, everyone; when we go back in time, everyone is going to be the age of the current year we're going into the past.
Jessie; How far are we going back?
Artemis; We're going to the year 1990. Mina and James will assume the current bodies; the rest of us will be spectators. Also, me Luna, Meowth, Togepi and PIkachu, Ash and Karen will not be affected by the past visiting.
Ash and Karen; Woo-hoo!
Misty; Why?
Lita; It doesn't make sense to me.
James; I'm not sure about this. What if we want to use our Sailor Scout powers?
Lita; Yeah. Rei told me Butch and Cassidy are going to the past with us.
Luna; ( Snickers ) Idiots.....they'll be affected by the age too...
Rei; ( Giggles ) Yeah; too bad they're too dumb to know that.
Lita; I almost feel sorry for them....almost...
Luna; I'm sorry, James, but you will not be able to use your Scout powers in the past.
Serena; What?!??!!?!??!
Ash; That's ridiculous!!!
Luna; I'm sorry, but that's the brakes.....( pauses ) Now, everyone, I want you to think about the year 1990 and what it meant to all of you.
Ash; But I wasn't even 3 months old in 1990.
Karen; Neither was I.
Luna; Well, uh.....everyone else think about 1990....
Jesse; I hate 1990....
Serena; I watched "Samurai Pizza Cats" in 1990.....
Note; It WAS on T.V. in 1990!
Lita; I visited 10 schools....
Ami; My I.Q. went up to 200.
Mina; I was in love...
James; I was in love with a little girl with long, blonde hair.
Meowth; Meowth wasn't born in 1990....
Luna; I was STILL looking for the Moon Princess.
Artemis; I read "Where's Waldo?"
Misty; My sisters gave me crappy hand-me-downs...
Jesse; I first met Cassidy in 1990....
Rei; I was in training to be a priestess....
Everyone holds hands, but nothing happens.....
Ash; ( Opens eyes ) Why the #$%% are we not going anywhere??!?!?!?!
Misty; Yeah, what's the %^&*^$# hold-up?
Luna; Oh, I forgot to tell you.....Renie must take us to the past.
Serena; NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renie comes.....
Renie; ( upside-down U eyes ) Hi, guys! Well, let's get going! (Holds up key ) Moon Crystal Key, take us back to 1990 Japan!
Everyone, in flashing colors for each of the Sailor Scouts' and Earth Scouts' colors which they represent, warp to the future.
Behind a door.....
Cassidy; Qucik, Butch! Let's run!
And so, right before the Scouts leave to the past, Butch and Cassidy jump in with them.....
And now, a moment to commercialize....
Ash; Cars! Cars! And guess what....MORE CARS!
Serena; Yeah, like this great ( pic of a broken-up car shown ) 1983 Hundai and this 1986 Honda with a great feature.....
Ash; It still runs!
Serena; So come on over to....
Rei walks in.
Rei; Serena! We're supposed to be getting on with the show.
Serena; Come on, Rei; it's a commercial break. Rei; ( Looks at the camera ) And speaking of commercial breaks, don't forget to buy these great, new Rei (R) Vitamins, with the vitamins you need; Vitamin A, Vitamin A, and more Vitamin A!
Lita; I use it every day!
Mina; Me too. Without it, I wouldn't have been able to kick that zombie in the Sailor Moon R Movie!
Lita; And I wouldn't have able to save Serena when I first met her.
Mina; So buy these Vitamins today!
Jessie; What are you stupid children doing?
James; Immature!
Meowth; Let an expert do a commercial! ( Camera points at Meowth ) ( Brings out claws ) GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!
James; Yeah. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY NOW!!!!!!!
Jessie; MONEY.......MONEY....
Meowth; MULAH.....MAZULLAH....GOLD......FORTUNES....
Serena; I WANT MONEY!!!!!!!
Luna; Serena!!!
Serena cries.....
Artemis; Come on! Get back to the show!
Commercial ends.
Everyone is in the past now......As we see it, Renie, Ash, Misty, Karen, Jessie, Meowth, Luna, Artemis, Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Pikachu, Togepi, Cassidy and Butch have made it to the past.
Renie; ( Holding key, puts it away now ) Well, we're here!
Scene 4; The Gray Fields in a section of Tokyo, where a park is conviently located.
Ash; ( Looks at hands ) Hey, you're right! I didn't get younger!
Luna; That's right, Ash; as long as we're here, only you two can transform!
Karen; Cool.....
Ash; Cool again.....
Jessie; Not fair!
Ash; ( Sticks hand at Jessie ) Quiet, twerp! ( Chuckles ) I've always wanted to say that!
Pikachu; ( Happy ) Pi Ka Chu!
Ami; I know my 100's time tables and you don't!
Serena; I'm hungry! ( Looks at the ground ) Mmmmm, dirt! ( Eats the dirt )
Renie; My mommy's disgusting! Besides, everyone knows
mud has the best nutrients! ( Eats the mud )
Ash; It's sad how I'm the oldest, most "mature" around here.
Karen; I'm older than you...
Ash; Shut up!
Jessie; Where's James?
Lita; Yeah, where is he?
Ami; ( Points with her small, chubby arm ) Over there....
James is sitting on a bench, by himself. He's crying....
James; I'm so upset.......I have to marry that STUPID WITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Mina; ( Looks at James ) Hey, you.....shut...( Looks at James harder ).....( blushes ).........( Thinking ) He's so handsome.....
Mina walks over to the bench James is sitting on.
Rei; What's she doing?
Meowth; Looks like love in the making....
Artemis; Yep....I remember this moment very well.
Luna; If you knew Mina 10 years ago....WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE HER A SAILOR SCOUT, YOU BABBON KITTY?!?!?!?
Artemis; She might've been Sailor Moon....
Luna falls down anime-style.
Luna; Stupid cat.....
Meowth; Oh, hush up, Luna!
Mina; ( sits next to James on the bench, pretends to rest on James's shoulder to get his attention ) Hello, my name's Mina. What's yours?
James; ( What a strange girl ) Uhhh, my name's James...
Mina; Why are you sad?
James; I have to marry an evil witch named Jesebel!
Mina; But you're so young, you can't get married!
James laughs at Mina's comment.
James; How cute.....
Mina; The comment?
James; No......
Mina blushes again.
Mina; Do you think it's weird for a 5-year-old girl to love a 8-year-old boy?
James; Uh....( Blushes )...Why do you ask?
Mina; ( Squeezes into James harder ) Oh, no reason.......... ( Falls asleep )
James blushes more.......
James puts his arm around her.
Mina; ( Muttering in her sleep ) Thank you, James....
James; Uhh.....( can't answer..... ).....
Ami; How cute!
Rei; Why couldn't anyone act like that to me?
Lita; Or me?
Serena; Or me?
Renie; ( Gets big on the screen anime-style, waving her arms in the air, with a scred Serena at the bottom right ) MORON! DARIEN DOES THAT TO YOU ALL THE TIME!
Serena; Oh.
Jessie; ( Gets angry ) How can he love her?!?!?!! She's a little twerp!!
Ash; She's a lot cuter than you....
Jessie karate chops Ash in the stomach, causing Ash to fall down.....
Ash; Can't....breathe....
Karen; Ha!
Meowth; ( Sly looking expression ) Jealousy is surrounding Jessie....
Pikachu; ( Also sly looking ) Pika pika!
Togepi; ( Also sly ) Togi togi!
Jessie; ( Blushes ) I'm not jealous!!!
Artemis; Sure ya ain't....
Time passes....it's 2 hours later, and James is still on the bench and Mina's still sleeping.
James; Mina.....
Mina wearily opens her eyes, looking adorable as she opens them...
Mina; James....you're still here?
James; ( Smiles, hugs Mina ) Yes....
Mina; ( blushes, has upside-down U eyes ) ( Hugs him back )
Mina's Mother; Come on, Mina; it's time to go home!
Mina; ( Gets off the bench ) Bye, James! ( Kisses James on the cheek ) Hope to see you tomorrow!
Mina and her mother go in a car....When it drives away, James cries.
Ami; <Cries>
Everyone else cries too.
Ash; Poor guy......
Serena; ( mutters ) Darien never did that with me....
Lita; Oh, SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Pikachu; Pi Ka Chu!
Ami; No one gives a darn what you care about, Serena!
Misty; Yeah! This is Mina's past, not yours!
Rei; Unlike you, Mina didn't have a predetermined man to marry her someday!
Ash; You know, I think I saw Cassidy and Butch go into the past with us, but where are they??
Scene 5; A Nearby Consrtuction Site
As it seems, Cassidy and Butch weren't exactly in the same place as Serena and the others when they landed....
Cassidy; ( Looks at herself ) AHHHH!!!! MY LEGS HAVE CHOPPED OFF!!!!!
Butch; You idiot, we're younger!!!!!
Cassidy; ( Puts arms behind her, laughs forcingly ) Uh, I knew that....
Butch; Yeah, I'm pretty sure....
Cassidy; Says you! You would lose your head if it wasn't a part of your stupid body!
Butch; That's what you think....
Cassidy; C'mon, let's go steal that tow truck!
They go to the near tow truck, but they see a problem....
Butch; Darn! I can't reach the pedals and control the truck!
Cassidy; Not even our evil powers can make us grow...
Butch; But there is something they can do!
Cassidy; Hmmm?
In the next scene...
Butch; ( on the wheel ) FASTER! FASTER, CASSIDY!!!
Cassidy is controlling the pedals.
Cassidy; DON'T YOU THINK 100 MILES IS FAST ENOUGH?!?!?!?!
Butch; NO WAY!!!! FASTER, FASTER!!!!!
Butch, as you don't know yet, is driving the truck......ON THE CONSRTUCTION SITE!!!! Men are fleeing in terror on the site as Cassidy and Butch keep circling around it!
Man #1; Run from the crazy kids!!!!!
Man #2; ( Stepping outside from a porta-potty ) AHHHHH!!!! ( Goes back into the porta-potty )
Butch; WHEEE!!!!!
Cassidy; Are you sure you're paying attention to where you're going?
Butch; Sure.....right into that park....
Cassidy; ( looks up ) ( looks, eyes get MUCH bigger ) AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Butch; Is that bad?
Cassidy; YES!!!!!!!
Butch and Cassidy crash into a tree. Both recieve injury from the tree.
Butch; Let's do it again!
Cassidy; NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Later.....As the day turns to night, the wandering children need a place to sleep. Serena knows where to sleep ( at her house ), but what about everywhere else ( well, except for Rei and Ami )....??
Ash; Where do me, Misty, Karen, Jessie, James, Lita, Mina, Pikachu, Togepi, Meowth, Luna, Artemis and Andy sleep?
Serena; Go to the woods.....sleep in the woods....
Rei; Serena!!!
Serena; ( looks worried ) What? It was a joke!
Misty; Not a very funny one....
Lita; Yeah!
Pikachu; Pika pika!
Luna; I am NOT sleeping in the woods!
Artemis; Yeah!
Meowth; Meowth is tired of sleeping on hard ground...
Jessie; I HATE SLEEPING ON THE GROUND TOO!!!!
It's been years since I've slept in anything but a sleeping bag....
Meowth; Hate....sleeping bags....with such a high intolerality....
Ash; I hate sleeping bags!!!
Ami; Not as much as I hate your arguing! Sheesh, don't you guys ever stop complaining about sleeping bags?
Misty; Quiet, goody-goody...
Misty makes Ami cry.....
Ami; Stop being so mean...WAAHHH!!!!
Serena; Yeah! Another crybaby besides me!
Jessie; I wonder where James went.....
Ash; Maybe to his mansion....
Meowth; Yeah, that's where he went! ( Points to the east ) And I know where.....c'mon! We got to see what's going on!
Scene 6: The Famous House of James
James walks into the house of his famous Pokemon, Growlie.
Note; I don't care if that's not how you spell, but to me, that's what it sounds like!
Growlie runs to James, licking his face as he makes it to him.
James; Hey, Growlie!
Growlie; ( still licking his face ) Growl, growl!
James giggles because of Growlie's licking. Eventually, Growlie stops licking James, allowing him to speak!
James; Growlie, I made a new friend at the park....
Growlie; Growl?
James; ( Happy upside down U eyes ) Her name is Mina!
Growlie; Growl??
James; She's NOT like Jessebel!
Growlie barks in happiness for this soul fact.
James; ( Happy eyes continue ) You'll like her. She's very nice, very nice, and very young!
Jessebel; ( barges Growlie door in ) And just WHO is Mina?
James; Leave me alone, you bitch!
Jessebel; What?!?!!?!? Why, you little S.O.B......
James; Why do you always barge into my life the second soething good happens? Is it some kind of curse???
Jessebel; You know very well ( walks closer to James ) that I am your future wife, not some stupid 5-year-old!
James; How do you know she's 5?
Jessebel; SHE LIVES 2 BLOCKS AWAY FROM US!!!! DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE APPARENT RIGHT THERE?!!!!!?!?!
James; You sure talk in a lot of exclamation points, you know.
Jessebel; ( watches as James walks out of the house, then puts herself in the front of the door to avoid him from escaping ) And just do you think YOU'RE going?
James; ( gets a sweatdrop ) To visit Mina.
Jessebel gets Jessie-like angry vins on her head.
Jessebel; Oh, really??!?!? ( Locks door ) Ha! This key is the only way in or out of here, and you won't be able to leave unless you tell me I'm your one and only....
James ( finishing sentence ) .....pile of putrid girl shit. No way!
Jessebel; DON'T MAKE ME SEND OUT ODDISH!!!!!!
James; Noooo!!!!!
James recalls a time when Jessebel used an Oddish once when he "accidentally" hit her with a baseball. Oddish first paralyzed James, then put him to sleep. Another time it used Petal Dance on him! ( And you know how powerful Petal Dance can be ) It even used Solarbeam once! James hated that Oddish more than any other Pokemon in the world!
James; That's your plan, eh, Jessebel? ( Points to air ) Well, go get that Oddish, Growlie!
Growlie runs toward it, but Oddish puts it to sleep!
Jessebel; ( Sarcastic ) Poor James....Oddish, return!
James; Growlie, return!
Note; If Growlie wasn't kept in a PokeBall, please tell me and I'll correct this!
Jessebel switches fom anger to happiness.
Jessebel; ( walks close, VERY close to James ) Well, James, not that that's settled, you have no choice but to...
James; No, Jessebel! I won't kiss you!
Jessebel; Who's going to stop me?
The door.....breaks!! But who.....???
Mina; Hey, you bitch! Leave my friend alone!
( Goes into Sailor Moon pose sequence ) For I am Mina, the girl of beauty and love! And by my word, I will punish girls who force young boys to kiss them, and that means you!
Jessebel; ( ticked off ) STOP CALLING ME A BITCH!!!!
Mina; ( Winks at James with a peace sign on her right hand ) Hey, cutie!
James; ( thinking ) Cutie?
Jessebel; James was right....you are little! REALLY LITTLE!!!!! So little I can't even see you. ( Laughs in the evil Jessie laugh) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Mina; I'll beat that stupid girl, James, hands down!
James; ( slightly blushing ) But Mina....you're too little to beat her....
Meowth; ( enters Growlithe door. Happy Meowth ) Oh yeah...?
Thunderbolt; Well how about.....
Snowflake; ...us?
Jessebel gets Misty-ish scared!
Jessebel runs under Thunderbolt and Snowlflake and goes into the mansion.
Mina; ( Looks at Thunderbolt and Snowflake and smiles ) Thanks!
Thunderbolt; Sure, kid! ( Winks ) That's what we're here for!
Butch; And that's what you'll die for!
Thunderbolt; Huh?
Butch and Cassidy are standing on a tree branch side by side.
Butch; We came for Pokemon....
Cassidy; ....and we're going to get them!
Mina; ( runs in front of James ) No!! You can't take his Pokemon! ( Starts to cry ) He's my friend! I won't let you hurt him.
James; ( blushes ) Mina....
Mina; ( turns her head to James ) James, run for it. I'll handle this!
James; But...but...
Mina; ( angry ) Just go!
James; All right.....
James runs as far from Butch and Cassidy from possible.
Mina; Go ahead! Do your worst!
Butch; Are you a loon? You don't have a single Pokemon You're no use to us.
Butch points to Thunderbolt and Snowflake.
Butch; You guys, on the other hand.....
Thunderbolt; No way!
Snowflake; Yeah!
( Attack sequence begins. A multitude of icicles come and form into one giant icicle ) Freezer burn!
Freezer burn hits Butch, knocking him to the ground.
Cassidy; Spiral-evil!
Thunderbolt; Thunder Cloud!
Thunder Cloud cancels Spiral-evil and also knocks Butch to the ground!
Butch and Cassidy get up, although wounded and exhausted.
Cassidy; You rats may have won this time...
Butch; But.....but....oh, damn! I forgot what I was going to say!
Cassidy; Who cares, Butch? Let's just....
RUN AWAY!!!
Butch and Cassidy run away like Jessie and James at the end of that episode about the ancient city of Pokemopolis.
Mina; Goodbye, scaredy cats!
Rei; ( from a nearby bush ) Is it safe to come out now?
James; ( runs back ) Hey, I think I dropped a $100.....hey! They're gone! Good job, Mina!
James hugs Mina: both look happy as they hug each other.
Thunderbolt; But we did all the work....
Snowflake; What a rip-off!
Renie climbs out of the bushes.
Renie; Well, it's time for us to go!
Mina; Hmmm? Leave???
Ami; Finally....
Renie; Everyone gather up!
Thunderbolt, Misty, Snowflake, Jessie, James, Andy, Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, Meowth, Pikachu, Luna, and Artemis gather up and all hold hands.
Renie; When we come back, all memory from this will be go that changed because of our presence. No one but us will remember what happened here today.
Mina; ( Hugs James ) One last hug to remember you by.
James; How cute! Thanks, Mina. ( Hugs her back )
Narrator; And so, we learn about James's and Mina's secret past, Butch and Cassidy are defeated again, and we have still yet to see Lance and Janson.
Scene 7; Back at Rei's
Renie; Well, we're home!
Ash; At last.....this was a pain in the....
Narrator; ....as i was saying.
Ash; Hey, narrator, shut the....
Narrator; ....hello, Ash. It's Mr. Narrator. How are you?
Ash; Oh, forget it. I'm just glad we're back. Are you glad Piakchu?
Pikachu nods and says "Chu".
Meanwhile, with Butch and Cassidy...
Narrator; It looks like two kids are standing in the middle of a road...
Butch; ( wearing a blindfold ) Cassidy, I don't like playing "Cross the Road with a Blindfold on"! It's too.....AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cassidy evilly laughs.
Cassidy; Maybe this isn't so bad after all.......
Butch; GIOVANNI. HOW COULD YOU!!!?!????!
To be continued.....
in Sailor PokeMoon 4; Pikachu in love
Sailor Moon Says!
Serena; Today we learned about Mina's...
Ami; ...confusing.....
Lita; ...past.
Ami; It just doesn't fit in.
Mina; Sure it does!
Ash; We are looking for treasure and we won't stop until we get it!
Teletubbies Narrator; Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play.
Everyone; NNNNOOOO!!!!!!
Everyone runs away.
Serena; Sailor Moon says she just wet her pants in fear! Aaahhhhh!!!
As usual, I accept e-mail! E-mail me at Rei417682399859@aol.com and I'll answer any questions you may have. I'll even let you in on future plot development.
By Mr. Know It All, who brought you the super-confusing Sailor PokeMoon 1 and 2.
Characters; Mina, James, Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Artemis, Luna, Meowth, Pikachu, Ash, Misty, Karen, Jessie, Darien, Andy
Narrator; Last time, nothing great happened.....again. Maybe, MAYBE something will happen today, at least we hope.....
Ash; Mina's First Crush!
Scene 1; Mina's Room
Mina is lying on her bed. Artemis is curled up on top of a drawer next to the bed.
Artemis; Do you ever think about Allen?
Mina gives a sad nod as a reponse.
Mina; I really miss him.....he was the only guy I ever truly loved.....
Artmeis; Uh, that's not exactly true, Mina....
Mina; ( out of her sad funk now ) What do you mean, Artemis?
Artemis; Well, it's not something I would give just to you...
Mina; ( Gets red ) Why do we always have to tell about my secret loves to the other girls?
Artemis; Just because. Gather up at Rei's.
Mina; ( Thinking ) Strange how we always gather up at Rei's....
Scene 2; The NegaRocket Lair
Butch; I can't believe that girl hurt me....OUCH!!
Cassidy; Shut up! ( Wraps a cast around Butch's arm ) Don't worry, we'll get them this time!
Butch; I can't we didn't attack last time!
Cassidy; Stupid love in those kids! I would've killed them if it weren't for it.....
Butch; Mina hits harder than she looks like she could for a cute girl...
Cassidy; Don't call her "cute", cause she's not! Only me!
Butch; ( Gets a sweatdrop ) Oh yes, you're just a walking Aphrodite.
Cassidy smacks Butch in the face.
Cassidy; Concentrate on our goal!
Butch; Do you have to smack me across the face, though?
Cassidy; No, but I like it. ( Looks at scary ball. Mina's image is shown .) I heard Mina's going to learn about her past love...and they're going in the past to do so.....
Butch; So?
Cassidy; The Scouts are going, too. If they go, they'll be young and won't be able to attack. Then we STRIKE!!!!
Butch; That's a little mean, isn't it?
Cassidy; Yeah, but remember Butch; you can always quit anytime.
Butch; With enemies like them, who needs allies?
Cassidy; That's not exactly how it goes....
Scene 3; The Temple
It's night time. Everyone's inside. Everyone's wearing casual clothes ( choose which ones they're wearing in your head; it doesn't matter ).
Luna; Remeber, everyone; when we go back in time, everyone is going to be the age of the current year we're going into the past.
Jessie; How far are we going back?
Artemis; We're going to the year 1990. Mina and James will assume the current bodies; the rest of us will be spectators. Also, me Luna, Meowth, Togepi and PIkachu, Ash and Karen will not be affected by the past visiting.
Ash and Karen; Woo-hoo!
Misty; Why?
Lita; It doesn't make sense to me.
James; I'm not sure about this. What if we want to use our Sailor Scout powers?
Lita; Yeah. Rei told me Butch and Cassidy are going to the past with us.
Luna; ( Snickers ) Idiots.....they'll be affected by the age too...
Rei; ( Giggles ) Yeah; too bad they're too dumb to know that.
Lita; I almost feel sorry for them....almost...
Luna; I'm sorry, James, but you will not be able to use your Scout powers in the past.
Serena; What?!??!!?!??!
Ash; That's ridiculous!!!
Luna; I'm sorry, but that's the brakes.....( pauses ) Now, everyone, I want you to think about the year 1990 and what it meant to all of you.
Ash; But I wasn't even 3 months old in 1990.
Karen; Neither was I.
Luna; Well, uh.....everyone else think about 1990....
Jesse; I hate 1990....
Serena; I watched "Samurai Pizza Cats" in 1990.....
Note; It WAS on T.V. in 1990!
Lita; I visited 10 schools....
Ami; My I.Q. went up to 200.
Mina; I was in love...
James; I was in love with a little girl with long, blonde hair.
Meowth; Meowth wasn't born in 1990....
Luna; I was STILL looking for the Moon Princess.
Artemis; I read "Where's Waldo?"
Misty; My sisters gave me crappy hand-me-downs...
Jesse; I first met Cassidy in 1990....
Rei; I was in training to be a priestess....
Everyone holds hands, but nothing happens.....
Ash; ( Opens eyes ) Why the #$%% are we not going anywhere??!?!?!?!
Misty; Yeah, what's the %^&*^$# hold-up?
Luna; Oh, I forgot to tell you.....Renie must take us to the past.
Serena; NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renie comes.....
Renie; ( upside-down U eyes ) Hi, guys! Well, let's get going! (Holds up key ) Moon Crystal Key, take us back to 1990 Japan!
Everyone, in flashing colors for each of the Sailor Scouts' and Earth Scouts' colors which they represent, warp to the future.
Behind a door.....
Cassidy; Qucik, Butch! Let's run!
And so, right before the Scouts leave to the past, Butch and Cassidy jump in with them.....
And now, a moment to commercialize....
Ash; Cars! Cars! And guess what....MORE CARS!
Serena; Yeah, like this great ( pic of a broken-up car shown ) 1983 Hundai and this 1986 Honda with a great feature.....
Ash; It still runs!
Serena; So come on over to....
Rei walks in.
Rei; Serena! We're supposed to be getting on with the show.
Serena; Come on, Rei; it's a commercial break. Rei; ( Looks at the camera ) And speaking of commercial breaks, don't forget to buy these great, new Rei (R) Vitamins, with the vitamins you need; Vitamin A, Vitamin A, and more Vitamin A!
Lita; I use it every day!
Mina; Me too. Without it, I wouldn't have been able to kick that zombie in the Sailor Moon R Movie!
Lita; And I wouldn't have able to save Serena when I first met her.
Mina; So buy these Vitamins today!
Jessie; What are you stupid children doing?
James; Immature!
Meowth; Let an expert do a commercial! ( Camera points at Meowth ) ( Brings out claws ) GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!
James; Yeah. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY NOW!!!!!!!
Jessie; MONEY.......MONEY....
Meowth; MULAH.....MAZULLAH....GOLD......FORTUNES....
Serena; I WANT MONEY!!!!!!!
Luna; Serena!!!
Serena cries.....
Artemis; Come on! Get back to the show!
Commercial ends.
Everyone is in the past now......As we see it, Renie, Ash, Misty, Karen, Jessie, Meowth, Luna, Artemis, Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Pikachu, Togepi, Cassidy and Butch have made it to the past.
Renie; ( Holding key, puts it away now ) Well, we're here!
Scene 4; The Gray Fields in a section of Tokyo, where a park is conviently located.
Ash; ( Looks at hands ) Hey, you're right! I didn't get younger!
Luna; That's right, Ash; as long as we're here, only you two can transform!
Karen; Cool.....
Ash; Cool again.....
Jessie; Not fair!
Ash; ( Sticks hand at Jessie ) Quiet, twerp! ( Chuckles ) I've always wanted to say that!
Pikachu; ( Happy ) Pi Ka Chu!
Ami; I know my 100's time tables and you don't!
Serena; I'm hungry! ( Looks at the ground ) Mmmmm, dirt! ( Eats the dirt )
Renie; My mommy's disgusting! Besides, everyone knows
mud has the best nutrients! ( Eats the mud )
Ash; It's sad how I'm the oldest, most "mature" around here.
Karen; I'm older than you...
Ash; Shut up!
Jessie; Where's James?
Lita; Yeah, where is he?
Ami; ( Points with her small, chubby arm ) Over there....
James is sitting on a bench, by himself. He's crying....
James; I'm so upset.......I have to marry that STUPID WITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Mina; ( Looks at James ) Hey, you.....shut...( Looks at James harder ).....( blushes ).........( Thinking ) He's so handsome.....
Mina walks over to the bench James is sitting on.
Rei; What's she doing?
Meowth; Looks like love in the making....
Artemis; Yep....I remember this moment very well.
Luna; If you knew Mina 10 years ago....WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE HER A SAILOR SCOUT, YOU BABBON KITTY?!?!?!?
Artemis; She might've been Sailor Moon....
Luna falls down anime-style.
Luna; Stupid cat.....
Meowth; Oh, hush up, Luna!
Mina; ( sits next to James on the bench, pretends to rest on James's shoulder to get his attention ) Hello, my name's Mina. What's yours?
James; ( What a strange girl ) Uhhh, my name's James...
Mina; Why are you sad?
James; I have to marry an evil witch named Jesebel!
Mina; But you're so young, you can't get married!
James laughs at Mina's comment.
James; How cute.....
Mina; The comment?
James; No......
Mina blushes again.
Mina; Do you think it's weird for a 5-year-old girl to love a 8-year-old boy?
James; Uh....( Blushes )...Why do you ask?
Mina; ( Squeezes into James harder ) Oh, no reason.......... ( Falls asleep )
James blushes more.......
James puts his arm around her.
Mina; ( Muttering in her sleep ) Thank you, James....
James; Uhh.....( can't answer..... ).....
Ami; How cute!
Rei; Why couldn't anyone act like that to me?
Lita; Or me?
Serena; Or me?
Renie; ( Gets big on the screen anime-style, waving her arms in the air, with a scred Serena at the bottom right ) MORON! DARIEN DOES THAT TO YOU ALL THE TIME!
Serena; Oh.
Jessie; ( Gets angry ) How can he love her?!?!?!! She's a little twerp!!
Ash; She's a lot cuter than you....
Jessie karate chops Ash in the stomach, causing Ash to fall down.....
Ash; Can't....breathe....
Karen; Ha!
Meowth; ( Sly looking expression ) Jealousy is surrounding Jessie....
Pikachu; ( Also sly looking ) Pika pika!
Togepi; ( Also sly ) Togi togi!
Jessie; ( Blushes ) I'm not jealous!!!
Artemis; Sure ya ain't....
Time passes....it's 2 hours later, and James is still on the bench and Mina's still sleeping.
James; Mina.....
Mina wearily opens her eyes, looking adorable as she opens them...
Mina; James....you're still here?
James; ( Smiles, hugs Mina ) Yes....
Mina; ( blushes, has upside-down U eyes ) ( Hugs him back )
Mina's Mother; Come on, Mina; it's time to go home!
Mina; ( Gets off the bench ) Bye, James! ( Kisses James on the cheek ) Hope to see you tomorrow!
Mina and her mother go in a car....When it drives away, James cries.
Ami; <Cries>
Everyone else cries too.
Ash; Poor guy......
Serena; ( mutters ) Darien never did that with me....
Lita; Oh, SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Pikachu; Pi Ka Chu!
Ami; No one gives a darn what you care about, Serena!
Misty; Yeah! This is Mina's past, not yours!
Rei; Unlike you, Mina didn't have a predetermined man to marry her someday!
Ash; You know, I think I saw Cassidy and Butch go into the past with us, but where are they??
Scene 5; A Nearby Consrtuction Site
As it seems, Cassidy and Butch weren't exactly in the same place as Serena and the others when they landed....
Cassidy; ( Looks at herself ) AHHHH!!!! MY LEGS HAVE CHOPPED OFF!!!!!
Butch; You idiot, we're younger!!!!!
Cassidy; ( Puts arms behind her, laughs forcingly ) Uh, I knew that....
Butch; Yeah, I'm pretty sure....
Cassidy; Says you! You would lose your head if it wasn't a part of your stupid body!
Butch; That's what you think....
Cassidy; C'mon, let's go steal that tow truck!
They go to the near tow truck, but they see a problem....
Butch; Darn! I can't reach the pedals and control the truck!
Cassidy; Not even our evil powers can make us grow...
Butch; But there is something they can do!
Cassidy; Hmmm?
In the next scene...
Butch; ( on the wheel ) FASTER! FASTER, CASSIDY!!!
Cassidy is controlling the pedals.
Cassidy; DON'T YOU THINK 100 MILES IS FAST ENOUGH?!?!?!?!
Butch; NO WAY!!!! FASTER, FASTER!!!!!
Butch, as you don't know yet, is driving the truck......ON THE CONSRTUCTION SITE!!!! Men are fleeing in terror on the site as Cassidy and Butch keep circling around it!
Man #1; Run from the crazy kids!!!!!
Man #2; ( Stepping outside from a porta-potty ) AHHHHH!!!! ( Goes back into the porta-potty )
Butch; WHEEE!!!!!
Cassidy; Are you sure you're paying attention to where you're going?
Butch; Sure.....right into that park....
Cassidy; ( looks up ) ( looks, eyes get MUCH bigger ) AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Butch; Is that bad?
Cassidy; YES!!!!!!!
Butch and Cassidy crash into a tree. Both recieve injury from the tree.
Butch; Let's do it again!
Cassidy; NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Later.....As the day turns to night, the wandering children need a place to sleep. Serena knows where to sleep ( at her house ), but what about everywhere else ( well, except for Rei and Ami )....??
Ash; Where do me, Misty, Karen, Jessie, James, Lita, Mina, Pikachu, Togepi, Meowth, Luna, Artemis and Andy sleep?
Serena; Go to the woods.....sleep in the woods....
Rei; Serena!!!
Serena; ( looks worried ) What? It was a joke!
Misty; Not a very funny one....
Lita; Yeah!
Pikachu; Pika pika!
Luna; I am NOT sleeping in the woods!
Artemis; Yeah!
Meowth; Meowth is tired of sleeping on hard ground...
Jessie; I HATE SLEEPING ON THE GROUND TOO!!!!
It's been years since I've slept in anything but a sleeping bag....
Meowth; Hate....sleeping bags....with such a high intolerality....
Ash; I hate sleeping bags!!!
Ami; Not as much as I hate your arguing! Sheesh, don't you guys ever stop complaining about sleeping bags?
Misty; Quiet, goody-goody...
Misty makes Ami cry.....
Ami; Stop being so mean...WAAHHH!!!!
Serena; Yeah! Another crybaby besides me!
Jessie; I wonder where James went.....
Ash; Maybe to his mansion....
Meowth; Yeah, that's where he went! ( Points to the east ) And I know where.....c'mon! We got to see what's going on!
Scene 6: The Famous House of James
James walks into the house of his famous Pokemon, Growlie.
Note; I don't care if that's not how you spell, but to me, that's what it sounds like!
Growlie runs to James, licking his face as he makes it to him.
James; Hey, Growlie!
Growlie; ( still licking his face ) Growl, growl!
James giggles because of Growlie's licking. Eventually, Growlie stops licking James, allowing him to speak!
James; Growlie, I made a new friend at the park....
Growlie; Growl?
James; ( Happy upside down U eyes ) Her name is Mina!
Growlie; Growl??
James; She's NOT like Jessebel!
Growlie barks in happiness for this soul fact.
James; ( Happy eyes continue ) You'll like her. She's very nice, very nice, and very young!
Jessebel; ( barges Growlie door in ) And just WHO is Mina?
James; Leave me alone, you bitch!
Jessebel; What?!?!!?!? Why, you little S.O.B......
James; Why do you always barge into my life the second soething good happens? Is it some kind of curse???
Jessebel; You know very well ( walks closer to James ) that I am your future wife, not some stupid 5-year-old!
James; How do you know she's 5?
Jessebel; SHE LIVES 2 BLOCKS AWAY FROM US!!!! DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE APPARENT RIGHT THERE?!!!!!?!?!
James; You sure talk in a lot of exclamation points, you know.
Jessebel; ( watches as James walks out of the house, then puts herself in the front of the door to avoid him from escaping ) And just do you think YOU'RE going?
James; ( gets a sweatdrop ) To visit Mina.
Jessebel gets Jessie-like angry vins on her head.
Jessebel; Oh, really??!?!? ( Locks door ) Ha! This key is the only way in or out of here, and you won't be able to leave unless you tell me I'm your one and only....
James ( finishing sentence ) .....pile of putrid girl shit. No way!
Jessebel; DON'T MAKE ME SEND OUT ODDISH!!!!!!
James; Noooo!!!!!
James recalls a time when Jessebel used an Oddish once when he "accidentally" hit her with a baseball. Oddish first paralyzed James, then put him to sleep. Another time it used Petal Dance on him! ( And you know how powerful Petal Dance can be ) It even used Solarbeam once! James hated that Oddish more than any other Pokemon in the world!
James; That's your plan, eh, Jessebel? ( Points to air ) Well, go get that Oddish, Growlie!
Growlie runs toward it, but Oddish puts it to sleep!
Jessebel; ( Sarcastic ) Poor James....Oddish, return!
James; Growlie, return!
Note; If Growlie wasn't kept in a PokeBall, please tell me and I'll correct this!
Jessebel switches fom anger to happiness.
Jessebel; ( walks close, VERY close to James ) Well, James, not that that's settled, you have no choice but to...
James; No, Jessebel! I won't kiss you!
Jessebel; Who's going to stop me?
The door.....breaks!! But who.....???
Mina; Hey, you bitch! Leave my friend alone!
( Goes into Sailor Moon pose sequence ) For I am Mina, the girl of beauty and love! And by my word, I will punish girls who force young boys to kiss them, and that means you!
Jessebel; ( ticked off ) STOP CALLING ME A BITCH!!!!
Mina; ( Winks at James with a peace sign on her right hand ) Hey, cutie!
James; ( thinking ) Cutie?
Jessebel; James was right....you are little! REALLY LITTLE!!!!! So little I can't even see you. ( Laughs in the evil Jessie laugh) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Mina; I'll beat that stupid girl, James, hands down!
James; ( slightly blushing ) But Mina....you're too little to beat her....
Meowth; ( enters Growlithe door. Happy Meowth ) Oh yeah...?
Thunderbolt; Well how about.....
Snowflake; ...us?
Jessebel gets Misty-ish scared!
Jessebel runs under Thunderbolt and Snowlflake and goes into the mansion.
Mina; ( Looks at Thunderbolt and Snowflake and smiles ) Thanks!
Thunderbolt; Sure, kid! ( Winks ) That's what we're here for!
Butch; And that's what you'll die for!
Thunderbolt; Huh?
Butch and Cassidy are standing on a tree branch side by side.
Butch; We came for Pokemon....
Cassidy; ....and we're going to get them!
Mina; ( runs in front of James ) No!! You can't take his Pokemon! ( Starts to cry ) He's my friend! I won't let you hurt him.
James; ( blushes ) Mina....
Mina; ( turns her head to James ) James, run for it. I'll handle this!
James; But...but...
Mina; ( angry ) Just go!
James; All right.....
James runs as far from Butch and Cassidy from possible.
Mina; Go ahead! Do your worst!
Butch; Are you a loon? You don't have a single Pokemon You're no use to us.
Butch points to Thunderbolt and Snowflake.
Butch; You guys, on the other hand.....
Thunderbolt; No way!
Snowflake; Yeah!
( Attack sequence begins. A multitude of icicles come and form into one giant icicle ) Freezer burn!
Freezer burn hits Butch, knocking him to the ground.
Cassidy; Spiral-evil!
Thunderbolt; Thunder Cloud!
Thunder Cloud cancels Spiral-evil and also knocks Butch to the ground!
Butch and Cassidy get up, although wounded and exhausted.
Cassidy; You rats may have won this time...
Butch; But.....but....oh, damn! I forgot what I was going to say!
Cassidy; Who cares, Butch? Let's just....
RUN AWAY!!!
Butch and Cassidy run away like Jessie and James at the end of that episode about the ancient city of Pokemopolis.
Mina; Goodbye, scaredy cats!
Rei; ( from a nearby bush ) Is it safe to come out now?
James; ( runs back ) Hey, I think I dropped a $100.....hey! They're gone! Good job, Mina!
James hugs Mina: both look happy as they hug each other.
Thunderbolt; But we did all the work....
Snowflake; What a rip-off!
Renie climbs out of the bushes.
Renie; Well, it's time for us to go!
Mina; Hmmm? Leave???
Ami; Finally....
Renie; Everyone gather up!
Thunderbolt, Misty, Snowflake, Jessie, James, Andy, Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, Meowth, Pikachu, Luna, and Artemis gather up and all hold hands.
Renie; When we come back, all memory from this will be go that changed because of our presence. No one but us will remember what happened here today.
Mina; ( Hugs James ) One last hug to remember you by.
James; How cute! Thanks, Mina. ( Hugs her back )
Narrator; And so, we learn about James's and Mina's secret past, Butch and Cassidy are defeated again, and we have still yet to see Lance and Janson.
Scene 7; Back at Rei's
Renie; Well, we're home!
Ash; At last.....this was a pain in the....
Narrator; ....as i was saying.
Ash; Hey, narrator, shut the....
Narrator; ....hello, Ash. It's Mr. Narrator. How are you?
Ash; Oh, forget it. I'm just glad we're back. Are you glad Piakchu?
Pikachu nods and says "Chu".
Meanwhile, with Butch and Cassidy...
Narrator; It looks like two kids are standing in the middle of a road...
Butch; ( wearing a blindfold ) Cassidy, I don't like playing "Cross the Road with a Blindfold on"! It's too.....AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cassidy evilly laughs.
Cassidy; Maybe this isn't so bad after all.......
Butch; GIOVANNI. HOW COULD YOU!!!?!????!
To be continued.....
in Sailor PokeMoon 4; Pikachu in love
Sailor Moon Says!
Serena; Today we learned about Mina's...
Ami; ...confusing.....
Lita; ...past.
Ami; It just doesn't fit in.
Mina; Sure it does!
Ash; We are looking for treasure and we won't stop until we get it!
Teletubbies Narrator; Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play.
Everyone; NNNNOOOO!!!!!!
Everyone runs away.
Serena; Sailor Moon says she just wet her pants in fear! Aaahhhhh!!!
As usual, I accept e-mail! E-mail me at Rei417682399859@aol.com and I'll answer any questions you may have. I'll even let you in on future plot development.
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THE INFAMOUS TECH STUDENTS - PART ONE: THE EYEWITNESS ~
BY ROCKET BLUE A.K.A EYEWITNESS ERIN
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AUTHORS NOTE: Wow! How cool is that?! IÆm an author!! I feel so special! This is a series IÆm writing, and itÆs about J & J in tech school, in case ya didnÆt know.
This one is from JessieÆs POV. Keep in mind that this is my first fic, and IÆm not the best writer. This is based on a true story about myself, but IÆm really not that evil!! Really! Please give me comments, suggestions, ANYTHING!! I need to know! My e-mail address is BLUEEYESGAL99@aol.com
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Pokemon Tech. Can you believe it? Ugh! I still canÆt get over the fact that IÆm going to Pokemon Tech!!! I suppose itÆs for the best though. Brendan is only trying to help me, so I guess the least I can do is try. But still.....Pokemon Tech??!!
More like a punishment then a privilege. I flopped down exhausted on the couch, tired and upset by the news my motherÆs former partner had given me. Brendan was watching me the night that my mother had disappeared, and being her best friend and all, he took responsibility for me. Unfortunately, he was also responsible for his 15 year old niece Cassia, who was ummm...... very ...... eccentric. We share a room, and let me just say it isnÆt a pretty sight to see.
I had never fully recovered from the fact that the one person who ever loved me was gone. Forever. Sure, Brendan and Cassia cared about me, but it wasnÆt the same. They could never fill the place in my heart that only a mother could. My life was interesting, IÆll give myself that. I had friends in my neighborhood that kept me company, although they were all boys. The only friend I had that was a girl was Cassidy. Was. Keep that in mind. Never will be again, either.
As you can imagine, I was feeling pretty low right now. The people I thought loved me were sending me away to a snobby, upper-class boarding school for THREE WHOLE YEARS???!!!! Can you BELIEVE that?! Yeah, I know that he canÆt afford to take care of me, and I know he spent all of his saved up money to send me there. I guess maybe itÆs not that bad. Or maybe it is. Who knows?
Feeling weak and helpless, I walked to my bedroom for the last time.
Cassia was talking on her phone to her boyfriend. She had hated me for a long time for what I had done to her last one. Who cares? They way I put it, I saved him from drowning in her spell. Cassia was horrible, and for two years she thought the same about me. Not that I care.
ôOh my god! He didnÆt?! No way girlfriend?!ö she squealed in that annoying valley girl accent thingy.
Do you know someone who talks that way? Ick! I feel the hurt!! Not wanting to interrupt her ôessential needö, I silently crept under my thin blanket and drifted off to sleep........
ôJessie? Jessie? JESSIE!!!!!!ö Cassia screamed in my ear. Quite a wake up call, I know. Try waking up to the Barney Theme Song. Scary thought, huh? That was my wake up call when Cassia baby-sat. She hated me a long time after that for ôjust innocently putting them to sleepö. Actually, I think she hates me altogether.
Good. I hate her too.
ôWhat?!ö I screamed back.
Cassia gave me that freakish look. ôYour bus is here.ö she said calmly.
ôWHAT?!ö Well, this day was heading off to be a great start. If this is the morning, I hate to think about how the rest of the day turns out.
ôYou heard me. The bus is here, and itÆll be leaving in about- oh, three minutes.ö
Ok, no biggie. I was about to miss the bus on the most important day of my childhood life. Like I said, no big deal.
I quickly drank down orange juice (Tropicana, of course!) And with a quick good-bye, I was running out the door to my destiny! Well, could have ran to my destiny, except for the fact that I missed the bus. Like I said, no biggie!
Oooooookkk! This was going well. I could have of course, ran back to the house where my *deep breath* motherÆs former partnerÆs orphaned nieceÆs dogÆs best friend lived, but I would rather think of a better idea. Besides, I *have* to go to Pokmon Tech, otherwise I wouldnÆt meet you-know-who, or all that other stuff it tells you in ôThe School of Hard Knocksö, and running after the bus was better than going back home to watch one of CassiaÆs soap operas (she tapes them ya know).
And run I did. I ran right in front of the bus, waving my arms like a lunatic, and shouting for them to stop. Boy, was that bus driver ugly! I thought.
Of course* I didnÆt look like a fool, and *of course* the bus driver stopped. Of course, this is real life, so you can guess that everyone started laughing their asses off at me, and the driver didnÆt stop.
ôWait! Please WAIT! IÆll be your BEST FRIEND!!!ö IÆm guessing the driver was having PMS, because she just screamed at me to get off the road, and she said some other stuff too, but I didnÆt write it down, because I kinda didnÆt want this fic to be rated R.
I think you could call this a bad day, donÆt you? As tired and frustrated as I was, I didnÆt give up. ThatÆs just the kind of person I am. So, I did the most safest, and logical thing a 10 year old girl would do. I hitch-hiked.
After about two hours of standing in the sun, I was beginning to accept the fact no one was stopping. Just as I was about to turn back, a truck stopped.
ôHello there little gal! What can I do for ya?ö
He was quite possibly the most hideous man I ever saw. He must of thought he was Jesse James or somethinÆ, cuz he had a cowboy hat on his head, and a rifle on his shoulder. On the passenger seat, lay skins of dead Pokmon. Mostly Vulpix skins, and RhyhornÆs horns. Probably a poacher, I thought.
I know what youÆre thinking. ôRun Jessie, run like the wind!ö Ha ha ha ha! Well, if this was a normal fic, or to put it better, a normal fic writer, than yes, I would run. But the author wants to make this terrible fic exciting and somewhat interesting, so no, I will not run. Not yet, anyway. Maybe after the author makes me do something evil to him.
Ah ha! I *knew* that would wake you up!! Awake? Are you ready for this? Sure? Positive? 100 percent sure? Ready? Really? Okey dokey! Here I go!
Just as the driver was going to invite me in, he had a heart attack and died.
Awake now? Disappointed? Me too! I really thought this was gonna be exciting! Oh well, at least she killed him off so NOW we can back to the story.
Uh oh! Hold on, folks!
Back! The author figured out killing him off was a mistake, she needs him for the plot. And now, back to our show!!!!!!!!!!! (show, fic, whatever)
I stood there, horrified at the sight of the dead body. Suddenly, his head snapped up, he grabbed me by the throat, and shot my head off!
Just kidding folks, wanted to see if I got your attention. Anyway, the guy *magically* came back to life, and he invited me in. (Finally! I thought heÆd never do it! How rude!)
Anyway, the dude let me in, and I sat down on the dead Pokemon skins. I figured out the guy wasnÆt a real animal lover. ThatÆs good. Neither am I. At least we have something in common!
ôSo where to, little princess?ö he said, and as he grinned, his smile revealed a horrible sight. His teeth (or what was left of it) were all slimy and green. (Kinda like the authors mouth! *Whack* OWWW!) His breath smelled like sewer water, and his gums were swollen from disease. Not a pretty sight.
ôUmm... I need to go to Pokmon Tech, please. ItÆs in Cerulean City, I think.ö
ôRight away, sweetheart!ö He replied.
Sweetheart?! Little Princess?! This guy has some serious problems!
We went on like that, for hours, with him chatting on about ôeggsö.
I swear, this guy had more energy than anybody IÆve known!! When my watch stick, or whatever itÆs called, turned to the 1 number, I was pretty pissed off. This guy was sooo annoying! He talked faster than my teacher, and he kept picking his nose!!! Ick! Finally, IÆd just about had it up to here. You canÆt see me now, but IÆm squishing my fingers together.
ôMister, can I go now?ö I asked sweetly.
He turned to me and smiled that freaky grin. ôBut we ainÆt there yet, puddinÆ!ö
ôWe are now!ö I cried, yanking furiously at the door handle. It broke off in my hands. Perfect, Jess! Now your stuck!!
ôWe goinÆ to Cerulean City, puddinÆ and you ainÆt leavinÆ till we git there!!ö
I suddenly came up with a brilliant plan.
ôHey, mister! Do you ever sleep?ö I asked sternly.
ôOh yeah! I slept last week!!!!!!ö He began laughing manically, and I began to realize the guy was insane.
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At 5 in the afternoon, I was reaching the gate to Pokmon Tech. The cowboy truck driver? Oh yeah! He had a heart attack, so I jumped out the window and escaped. The author finally got to kill him off! Yay!!
Like I was saying, I reached the gate to Pokmon Tech. At long last. I figured the students were already getting ready for dinner or something, and I hoped someone had missed me in class when my name was called. People would miss me! IÆd be famous!
Feeling pretty proud, I walked up right to the school. But not before the bus hit me. Nope, the author *had* to put that in, just to rub in the point I was having a bad day.
Crawling out from beneath the wheels, (no, I did not die! Just snapped my neck!) I saw the buses arriving. That was it. I snapped completely. Here I was, looking like something the Growlithe dragged in, and kids were stepping off their private, air conditioned buses???!!! I donÆt think so!
I started to sob, not caring thst people were watching me. To hell with them! They DARE laugh at me, and IÆll personally decapitate them!!
Suddenly, a boy with short scruffy brown hair and deep blue eyes walked up to me. Following him was a girl with light green eyes and long turquiose (yes, turquoise, this is Pokmon, ya know) hair that was pulled tightly back into pigtails holding a microphone.
The girl stood posed in front of him as he pulled out a recording camera (I forgot what itÆs called) and she held the microphone in front of her, like a reporter.
ôHello, this is Eywitness Ira,ö ôAnd Ian!ö The boy put in, sticking his head in front of the camera.
ôAnd we are here to give you live coverage on the new students arriving at Tech here today!ö the girl turned to me.
ôHere is a new student, who is obviously upset about something! Just look at those tears!ö she said turning to me.
Uh oh. Guess what happened next. You guessed it. I personally decapitated the little bitch. Well, not *really* because she is going to be in the rest of the series, and she *is* the Eyewitness, which just happens to be the name of this fic,
and besides, she is supposed to represent the author, so we canÆt kill this one off, sorry. ^_^ <--- (DonÆt you just LOVE that face thingy?! ~.^ <-- There it is again! hehehe)
Guess what else? The little bitch was a fighter. Uh huh. Pretty good too.
I didnÆt know she knew karate. Well, now I know.
We kinda just stayed there for about an hour or so, throwing disses at each other, and punches as well. The boy just stood there, dumbfounded, amazed at how strong girls really are.
I gradually learned the girlÆs name was Ira, and the boyÆs was Ian, and they worked for the school newspaper. ItÆs really quite amazing at what can happen when you throw a bitchy reporter, a girly man weakling dude, and a few hours together.
Gradually, we gave up, and broke up.
Bored? Maybe I should shake things up a bit. Are you ready? Sure? Positive?
Okey dokey!
The school was attacked by mutants from Mars and the Armagedden dudes couldnÆt destroy the astoraoid, so the world blew up.
Awake now? Good. Like I was saying............ Oh yeah!
The bitchy reporter, the girly weakling dude, and their stuped camera thingy walked their sorry asses away. Then, I moved on my way.
I went into the office, and got my locker number, schedule, and dorm number.
(LetÆs just take a break for a sec, k? From this point on, this is about my experiance in camp, and in school. Just so ya know, everything from here on actually happened. Like I said, IÆm not that evil! Really! It was an accident!)
Walking down the hall to my room, I opened the door to find.......... the bitchy reporter, the girly weakling man dude, and their stuped camera. What a surprise!
Yeah right! You KNEW that was coming, didnÆt you!? You probably also know that the dorm next door belongs to.........
ôHey James!ö The girly weakling dude said.
Ta Da! Admit it! You KNEW it was him, right? You had to have! IÆm guessing youÆre going to say: ôNow theyÆll become best friends forever and be in love at first sight!ö Good guess! Too bad youÆre wrong! I am going to change around the love at first sight crap to the REAL way! Hate at first sight! (no offense if you believe in that stuff, I donÆt, sorry! Mwah ha ha ha ha!!)
Ok, anyway, in walked James. He was pretty ugly for a kid, let me say. His hair was the most ridiculous color, and his eyes were WAY to big for a normal human beings sockets! Wait a minute, weÆre not human beings! WeÆre from Pokmon!
Scratch that thought!
Well, let me say, he took one look at me and fainted. What a romantic enterance, huh? Having no idea why he fainted, not really caring either, I simply asked the bitch Ira, ôWhatÆs his problem?ö
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Well? Was it that bad? Geez, donÆt rub it in! This is the first part, IÆm planning on writning MANY MANY more fics that continue on like this. The next one will be from JamesÆs POV. This fic is kinda long and dragged out, but like I said, itÆs my first, so donÆt hurt me! The part with the cowboy driver dude is from a VERY funny movie, and I used some of the lines from it to use in here. I just wanna add this in: This fic is for Greg, (James), Liz (Lisa), and Nick (Ian). I told you IÆd make it! LOL. Ok, let me know how it was! The next chapter or part or whatever is called ôSaving Private Bryanö. Oh, yeah! IÆm supossed to be the bitchy reporter in here too! Get it? Ira, Erin? Oh never mind. Till next time, this is Eyewitness Erin, signing off duty.......ö
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