Enema of the State

Track Listing:

Dumpweed- It’s understood, I said it many ways To scared to run, I'm To scared to stay I said I’d leave, but I could never leave her And if I did, you know I’d never cheat her But this I ask, it’s what I want to know How would you feel, if I should choose to go Another guy, you think it’d be unlikely Another guy, you think he’d want to fight me She’s a dove, She’s a fucken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it’s way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I’m sure I heard it twice My dad used to give me all of his advice He would say you got to turn your back and run now Come on son, you haven’t got a chance now She’s a dove, She’s a fucken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it’s way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Turn your back and run now You haven’t got a chance now
Dont Leave Me- Don’t leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I’ll be fine, it’s not the first Just like last time, but a little worse, and She said that I’m no the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don’t let your future be destroyed by my past." She said, "don’t let my door hit you in the ass." One more chance, I’ll try this time I’ll give you yours, I won’t take mine I’ll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I’ll meet you there Let’s try this one more time with feeling
Aliens Exist- Hey mom there’s something in the backroom I hope it’s not the creature from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I’d leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there’s something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I’m not like you guys I’m not like you I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection Of fear from the abduction My best friend thinks I’m just telling lies

Up all night long And there’s something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I’m not like you guys I’m not like you Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information, nice to know ya, parnoia Where’s my mother, biofather Up all night long And there’s something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I’m not like you guys Twelve majestic lies

Going Away To College- Please take me by the hand It’s so cold out tonight I’ll put blankets on the bed I won’t turn out the light Just don’t forget to think about me And I won’t forget you I’ll write you once a week she said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off And if young love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off Don’t depend on me to ever follow through on anything But I’d go through hell for you and I haven’t been this scared in a long time And I’m so unprepared so here’s your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world’s and ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me I’ll think about the times She kissed me after class And she put up with my friends I acted like an ass I’d ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer Is my picture still hanging in her locker?
Whats My Age Again? I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that’s about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you’re 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What’s my age again? What’s my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husband’s in jail This state looks down on sodomyAnd that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is caller ID? My friends say I should act my age What’s my age again? What’s my age again?

And that’s about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when your 23 And you still act like you’re in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What’s my age again? What’s my age again? That’s about the time she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age What’s my age again? What’s my age again?

Dysentary Gary- Got a lot of heart ache He’s a fucken weasel His issues me my mind ache Want to make a deal Cause I love your little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail He’s a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights Life just sucks, I lost the one, I’ve giving up she found someone There’s plenty more, girls are such a drag So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You’ll come back to me maybe I’ll shower you with lies Got a lotta heart ache He’s a fucken weasel Decisions make my mind ache Want to make a deal Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the guy who took and ran away and He’s a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father’s tights Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom’s a whore Where’s my dog? Girls are such a drag
Adam's Song- I never thought I’d die alone I laughed the loudest who’d have known? I trace the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine I didn’t think enough I’m too depressed to go on You’ll be sorry when I’m gone I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn’t wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over I’d survived I couldn’t wait till I got home To pass the time in my room alone I never thought I’d die alone Another six months I’ll be unknown Give all my things to all my friends You’ll never set foot in my room again You’ll close it off, board it up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall Please tell mom this is not her fault I never conquered, rarely came But tomorrow holds such better days Days when I can still feel alive When I can’t wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, I’ve survived I can’t wait till I get home To pass the time in my room alone
All The Small Things- All the , small things True care, truth brings I’ll take, one lift Your ride, best trip Always, I know You’ll be at my show Watching, waiting, commiserating Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na Late night, come home Work sucks, I know She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill
The Party Song- Do you want to come to a party My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 This things at a frat house but the people are cool there Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there Would be someone there who would catch my attention I wasn’t out looking for love or affection So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free Shine the beer and tequila and we headed into the party And then in the backyard some terrible ska band Someone in the background was doing a keg stand This place is so lame all these girls look the same All thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayed In my bed back at home watching TV alone Where I’d put on some porn or have sex on the phone Far from people I hate down from anywhere state Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party And then I saw her standing there With green eyes and long blond hair She wasn’t wearing underwear at least I prayed that She might be the one maybe we’d have some fun Maybe we’d watch the sun rise But that night I learned some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chests And the things they suggest to me I couldn’t believe what this lady was saying The names she was dropping the games she was playing She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys How she’s down with the ‘wise well constructed disguise Now I’d rather go dateless than stay here and hate this Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless So I said I’d call her but never would bother Until I got turned down by another girl at a party So when you see her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She won’t be wearing underwear and you’ll discover This girl’s not the one and she’ll never be fun You should just turn and run because you’ll find out that Some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me
Mutt- He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb She has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds He’s not that old, I’ve been told a strong sexual goal He goes out everyday she goes every way oh yeah And they don’t even care at all She’s open waiting for more And I know he’s only looking to score And it is way to unhealthy Often they’ve typically Been starved for attention before She smokes a dozen and he doesn’t seem to notice the smell He took the seat off his own bike because the way it felt He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah And they don’t even care at all She’s open waiting for more And I know he’s only looking to score And it is way too unhealthy Often they’ve typically Been starved for attention before
Wendy Clear- Let’s take the boat out on the bay forget your job for just one day I wish it didn’t have to be so bad It might be inappropriate because Either way our band get dropped I wish it didn’t have to be so bad But I’d play with fire to break the ice And I’d play with nuclear device Is it something I’ll regret? Why do I want what I can’t get? I wish it didn’t have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old everyone is getting left out in the cold I wish it didn’t have to be so bad So I’ll see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry I wish it didn’t have to be so bad I’ll be moving on
Anthem- Home show, mom won’t know Run out the back door He’s passed out on the floor Third time, been caught twice Forgive our neighbor Bob I think he humped the dog But good things come to those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad posses the key – instant slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother I’ll pack my bags I swear I’ll run – wish my friends were 21 White lies, bloodshot eyes Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall How’s Chris marked with lipstick Better call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters But good thing come to those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad possess the key – instant slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother I’ll pack my bags I swear I’ll run – wish my friends were 21 You don’t belong, you left the kids carry on You planned their fall To bad you’re wrong, don’t need a mom dad slave drive song I time bomb Turn low the radio, I think I hear my dad Yelling at the band But good things come to those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad posses the key – instant slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother I’ll pack my bags I swear I’ll run – wish my friends were 21 You don’t belong, you left the kids carry on You planned their fall To bad you’re wrong, don’t need a mom dad slave drive song I time bomb
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