10. "I should really try smoking."
9. "Don't ask me, how's the weather down there?"
8. "Woah!! I see...I see..How feel you?"
7. "I'm lean, I'm green, I'm a Sith fighting machine."
6. "I should really use this cane and hit Qui-Gon in the BEEP!"
5. "See through you, we can; especially through your clothes" (looks up and down)
4. "The Council has decided to raise taxes and Jedi Training."
3. "How feel you?....How feel you?...Hmm?...Hmm?...How feel you?"
2. "Mace, please itch this rash!! It's been buggin me for 100 years!"
and the number 1 thing you will never hear Yoda say in Star Wars is......
How feel me?..Hmm??
