"Man, I just can't do all of the lifts I need to do" said Oso Verde one day while trying to bench press a boulder. So Oso jumped in the Macho Jet and flew to the United States to find a place where he could work out with other super strong beings.

Finally he found what he was looking for. The scanners on the jet picked up a large uncharted building in the bottom of the Grand Canyon. He landed, went to investigate, and saw a small cave and went inside. After walking through a narrow tunnel for about 30 feet he came to a bend. Around the bend Oso saw a giant neon sign flashing: "Hulks Gym for the Super Strong" Oso continued on into a giant room filled with state-of-the-art work out equipment specially designed for people with super strength.

"Holy crap! This is the coolest weight room I have seen in my life. Its just what I need." Oso said as he looked around like a kid in a candy store. Surprisingly there were only two other people there. A giant four-armed robot, and a short, very stocky but otherwise normal looking human. "Hmmm..." Oso thought. "I guess not many people know about this place. It'd be sweet if there were some super powered hotties in here. At least I can finally do some serious lifting."

"--Hello---How are you today?---" The four-armed robot's metallic voice rang. "---I am Weightlift-O-tron XRZ71---Welcome to Hulk's Gym for the Super Strong---Please sign in---"

"Okay robo dude. By the way how much does a membership here cost?"

"---All memberships are free to those who can press at least 100 tons over their head---for all others membership is $1 million dollars a month---"

"A la verga!! Thats a lot of money!!"

"---If you cannot pay I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to le..." CRASH!!! The stocky human had picked up a barbell weighing 80 tons and slammed it on the robot.

"Stupid Weight-Tron. He talk too much. Now lift for free. Me Bundy. Who you?"

"Whooa dude you just tossed around 80 tons like nothing! My name's Oso Verde. You can call me Oso Verde."

"Nice to meet you Oso Verde. We lift now. What you do? Me do chest. You need spot just ask."

"Alright, I think I'll get some legs today," Oso said as he went to the squat rack and loaded up a bar with 30 tons.

Oso happily lifted, squatting with great weight. Feeling very strong that day, Oso decided to go for a new personal squat record, and put on 90 tons. Oso had to do it three times. He did it once... twice... On the third time he went down but could not get the weight back up. Slowly his legs were giving out and the weight was about to crush him!

"Bundy help!!!" Bundy came and grabbed Oso and helped him to get the weight back on the rack. "Thanks dude, you saved me."

"It no trouble. Now spot me on bench. I do 82 tons 8 times."

"Goddamn! You bench as much as I squat. I'll spot you, but I don't know how much help I'll be." Bundy pumped out 6 reps before his chest gave out and Oso had to struggle with all his might to help Bundy lift the weight.

After Oso Verde and Bundy were finsihed with their work outs Oso asked, "Yo, you pretty cool, want to come over to my place for a BBQ or something? I got a sweet ass island and you can meet my homies and the Chicas."

"Bundy likes chicas."

"Cool then, lets go. Should we lock this place up or something, since you trashed that robot?"

"Nobody know this here anyway."

"Yeah how did you find this place?"

"Just walking canyon and find door. Me live here in desert. How you?"

"There are all kinds of scanners and stuff on the jet. I'll show you when we go to Macho Mesa."

"What Macho Mesa?"