"Who was that?" asked Choni Susio.

"George Bush" said Duende. "He says he wants us to pay for the damages we did in Salt Lake City. I told him no and then he says we put American lives in danger, and that if we ever set foot back in the States will be arrested."

"Dude that's a load of crap." yelled Caliente. "Screw that jackass. I can't believe I voted for him."

"You voted for Bush, that's weak." said Oso "Whats so funny Ese, why you laughing?"

"Duende called the president a bitch, thats funny."

For a moment everyone was quiet, but then realizing what Duende had said, they all burst into laughter. They spend the rest of the day hanging out watching TV until all of a sudden the TV goes out and there was nothing but static.

"What the hell?" whined Fantasmas, "I was right in the middle of DBZ." Fantasmas fliped through all the channels and found nothing but snow and static. He went up to the roof to check the dish, but found nothing wrong. "What's up with the TV Torso?" he asked.

"I don't know must be something wrong with the satellite. I'll call the company and find out." After talking on the phone for a while El Torso said that satellites were malfunctioning all over the planet. TV, communications, weapons, no satellites were working.

"Maybe it's finally that Y2K thing happening," suggested Huevos.

"Who cares, we can't watch TV, but the PS2 still works" said Cerviche. "Who's up for some Twisted Metal?"

"Im going swimming," declared Oso. "Anybody want to come?"

"We do," said all three of the Chicas.

"Me go too," burst in Bundy.

So the five of them went out to the pool. They were only outside a minute when Oso came rushing back in the House. "Guys you need to come check this out." Running outside they saw that the world looked gray, but there was not a cloud in the sky. "Look." said Oso pointing to the sky. Following his gaze the others saw that there was a total solar eclipse.

They stood there in wonder looking at the unnatural sun when Bundy spoke: "It look like when fat man stand outside of castle and block sun."

"My god" gasped Duende. "He's right it is Gordito. That's what's causing the eclipse, and that's what happed to the satellites. His protective fat must have some how let him survive in deep space, and he has lived by eating the satellites as they pass by him." Back inside the phone was ringing off the hook. Huevos rushed in and answered it. Coming back outside he said: "You'll never guess who that was"

"The president?" answered Choni Susio.

"You suck," replied Huevos. "But get this. He says there is a huge mass heading towards Earth. He says the calculated impact site is in Kansas, and the resulting explosion will destory the US and send up a cloud of dust covering the Earth resulting in a nuclear winter."

"Whoa... that's nuts," Sueltos responded to the news. "And I suppose he wants us to risk our lives and destory the lard rocket and save America and the world right?"

"You got it. I told him we do it if we got total immunity. He was reluctant, but I reminded him how our fight with Muff Mouth save the lives of Playboy Bunnies and he agreed. Oh yeah one more thing, Gordito enters the atmosphere in 2 hours."

"A la verga, thats not much time!" yelled Ese.

Without further delay the Nine loaded up the Macho Jet and took off to blow up Gordito. They landed near the bellybutton of the hugh blob, who had now grown to the size of Delaware. Wearing specially designed space suits Oso, Bundy, and Sueltos climbed down into the cavernous opening. The great bellybutton was more than 15 miles deep and filled with slime, and giant chunks of space mold blocked the way. The long trip took almost an hour. When they reached the bottom they planted 100 tons of high explosives.

"Hey guys can you speed it up a little," El Torso's voice crackeled on the com-link. "We only have 30 mintues before its too late to blow this lard ass up. If you don't make it in time we'll... Im sorry but..."

"We know," came Oso's voice. "You have to save the world right. Just don't leave early." he said, and then the com-link went dead.

Inside they were going as fast as they could. They had covered the first 10 miles in 20 mintues, leaving them only 10 mins to cover the next few miles.

"We're not going to make it!" shouted Sueltos "We're going to die in this fat bastard!."

"Hold it together man!" yelled Oso. "You take Bundy and fly out of here as fast as you can. I'll be right behind you."

They took off at a mad pace. Suddenly the cave's opening came into sight and Suelto's and Bundy made it to the ship. But there was still no sign of Oso.

"We take of in 2 mintues, no matter what" said Duende.

"Dude we can't leave without Oso!" cried Fantasmas.

"If we don't leave now nobody is going to leave!" There was a loud banging on the door.