It’s four in the morning on the island of Macho Mesa and all of the heroes are still asleep, all except for Duende Gallo. An uneasy feeling that something bad is going to happen is keeping him awake. All night he has been wandering through the halls of the Hall of Nine Kings. Duende is on the 6th floor when Oso Verde gets up to take a piss.

“What are you doing up? Its like 4 in the morning.”

“I have a bad feeling about something. I just can’t get to sleep.” Suddenly a look of horror comes over Duende’s face. “My god! I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if a thousand voices all screamed out and then were silenced.”

“Ok Obi Wan Kanobi, you need to lay off the Star Wars before bed.”

“No I’m serious. The US just got attacked. Wake the others and meet me in the living room.”

Oso runs through their great home waking up his Macho brothers. When they all arrive in the living room Duende is in front of the TV, his eyes glued to the screen. What the heroes see fills them with shock and rage, and hurts them to their souls. Terrorists have just flown planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. The Nine watch in silences for many minutes. Then, still with out speaking a word then go to their rooms and prepare for battle. Then they load into the Macho Jet. First they fly to Arizona to pick up the Amigos and explain what has happened. Then they fly to Washington DC where Cerviche, Choni Susio, Duende Gallo, El Torso, Fantasmas Mas Palomas, and Bundy get out and help fighters and police to put fires and search for survivors. Caliente, Huevos De Diablo, Oso Verde, Sueltos Frijoles, Ese Cabron, and Running Big Calf then go to New York and help in the rescue effort.

After spending the entire day and much of the night, the six super heroes fly down to Washington to pick up their compatriots. Then the head to the FBI building and storm into the Directors office.

“Who is responsible for this!” demands El Torso.

“We can’t say for sure,” sighs the Director of the FBI. “We just don’t know.”

“Give us a name!” yells Caliente.”

“The prime suspect is Osama Bin Laden. Why? What are you going to do?” stammers the Director standing up.

“Seek justice,” says Duende coldly as they walk out of the building.

The Nine and the Amigos immediately fly to Afghanistan and relentlessly search for Bin Laden. Everywhere they search they are met with violence and hatred. And everywhere this happens they meet the violence with deadly force. They search for many weeks, but Bin Laden has the support of the people and is well hidden.

Back in the US, George W Bush receives a call from the Taliban, rulers of Afghanistan, who thinks that Macho Mesa is sent by America as an act of retaliation, and that if Bush does not “call off his dogs” then he will be forced to officially attack America. President Bush responds by saying Macho Mesa is acting independently, the same way as the terrorist did, and he is not responsible for their actions. But hanging up the phone he says to himself “give ‘em hell boys. Give ‘em hell.”

After their long search, Macho Mesa has finally found where Bin Laden is hiding. Without even forming a plan they attack. The terrorists are heavily armed but are no match for the amazing power of Macho Mesa. After a short battle all of the terrorists are killed and Bin Laden is caught trying to escape like the coward he is.

“You American pig dogs!” Bin Laden spits at the heroes. “I am a hero. You can kill me but my cause will live on. My people will continue to kill you filthy Americ…”

“FUCK YOU!” Yells Caliente, smashing Bin Laden in the face. “You think you’re so righteous, but your evil pure evil. You attack innocent people without cause. You send your dumbass followers to their deaths while you hide like a coward.” Caliente’s hair bursts into flame…..

The rest of the day is spent slowly killing Bin Laden, the details of which are too grotesque to go into detail about. Justice served Macho Mesa returns to America to comfort the people and start the long rebuilding process.