"Hey! Whats that supposed to mean?" interupts Oso Verde. "Its not like Im some little punk-ass weakling." "You not as strong as I was, but it hard to stay strong with losing half your weight and no place to work out," says Bundy. "Dude, Im stronger now than you ever were," counters Oso. "While you were off doing... whatever it was you were doing Ive been busting my ass getting my swol on. If you knew how to read you would have see the article in last month's Super Hero Monthly that offically name me as the strongest man on the planet." "Hey ratpie me can read!" says Bundy harshly. "And me start to lift ang get strong and big again. Then we see who best strong guy in world. Now let me tell story." After Ese Cabron die, Bundy sad. Me want to do something for Ese. Then me remember when I little kid I here Santa live in North Pull, so I go there to kill him since he kill Ese.

"It wasnt even the real Santa jackass, it was some crazy guy in a Santa suit," blurts in Sueltos. "Dude shutup dude, so Bundy can talk. You want me to say story or no?" "Yeah yeah, lets hear your freakin story," grumbles Sueltos.

Me head off north into the sunset, to find Santa and revenge Ese Cabron. I jump far and fast but get tired quick so I have to stop and rest a lot, so trip take long time. Then I remember that sun not set in north sun set in west, but by time I remember I at ocean. So I follow coast north. Bundy pass through man cities, but after while cities are less and less, only forests. And it really strange, you not think so, but more far north you go the colder it gets. Some time ice flakes fall from sky, and I shake I so cold. But I learn that if you run it not so cold, so I run for as much as I can. Then I get to place where nothing grow. Just white all round. There no food, but ice flakes and me hungry all time and start get smaller. After being in white for many long time I get weak. Also I start to hall... hallyou... seenate... Bundy start to see stuff that not really there. Bundy have visions of a long time ago and remember things from when he was little Bundy. Things I not remember... things from before the light.

"What light?" asks Oso. "Oh I not say you befor but me only remember to bout a year befor you and me first meat. All I remember befor that is a bright orange light. But because of visions I know what caused light and even what came befor light. Now shut it so I can tell you."

Bundy remember playing with his brothers and sisters. Me not all strong and big then, me just like a normal man. I know not where mis padres son, pero somos todo feliz. Mis hermanas están en la cena de hacer de cocina. Puedo oler frijoles y carne asada. Entonce que mis hermanas mayores se casan y se marchan. Mi hermano pequeño siempre entra el problema.

"Whoa! whoa! whoa!" interjects Sueltos. "I have no idea what the hell you just said." "What? You stupid? I say good story," challenges Bundy. "You were speaking spanish holmes," says Oso. "Sort of any way. Its about as good as your english." "What that post mean?" yells Bundy. "Nothing bro, just finsish your story," says Oso. "In English!" adds Sueltos.

Next thing I see is me in army. I specialist. I remeber doing lot of pushies and lots running. Then I remember I in a truck in middle nowhere on secret mission. We post to trainport a new weapon to get test. It black ops because it a chemical bomb that spread and poison where it dropped. US Army not post to even have chemical weapon, that why all secret test and stuff. But something go wrong. Truck crash and roll. I throw from truck but am ok. Then I see truck roll of clif. Then huge explosin and bright orange light fill sky and come over me.

"So the chemicals in the bomb must have transformed you. Thats how you got your super powers," says Oso. "Yeah," chimes in Sueltos. "The exlposion was the 'bright orange light' you remember." "That all make cents now," ponders Bundy. "I alsway wonder how I got so strong, but story not over."

I crawl for days, too weak to even walk or jump. I so cold and hungry I feel I bout to die. Then I have nother vision. This time I see Santa, he come to me and say that he not one who kill Ese, but he admier my loyalty. I say 'What admire mean' and he just smile. Then he say my friends worry for me and that it time to go home. Next I know I hear Sueltos yelling, and I think I never so glad to see you two.

"Damn dog, thats some story!" exclaims Oso. "Then you guys talk to me and I say I hungy." "Yeah when know we were there," says Sueltos. "Then you take me on jet to fly me to Macho Mesa." "Ok you can stop now, story's over," scoffs Oso. "I start to tell you my story. I say 'It long story what happen to..." "SHUT UP!!!" yell Sueltos and Oso together, as Bundy recoils like a scalded puppy. Then the trio burst out in joyous laughter.

Bundy's story is well timed, ending just as the jet pass though the cloaking shield surrounding the island. In the west the sun sets once again on the wonderous land that is Macho Mesa.