Oso Verde, Huevos De Diablo, Fantasmas mas Palomas, and Sueltos Frijoles are flying home after a day of lifting at the secret gym for superheroes hidden in the Grand Canyon. (It used to be known as "Hulk's Gym for the Super Strong," but has recently come under new ownership, and is now called "Bundy's Place of Heavy Stuff for You to Lift So You Get Strong Like Bundy." Most people just call it Bundy's. Okay back to the story.) When the 4 heroes reach the Hall of the Nine Kings they notice an old beat up helicopter on the front lawn.

"What the hell is that?" Fantasmas wonders aloud. "That thing looks older than me."

"Yeah, well I hope its the pizza guy," says Huevos.

When they reach the Hall they see that nobody is around. "Hey!" yells Sueltos into the empty castle. "Where is everybody!? I don't like the looks of this. The guys are gone and this helicopter is just sitting out there. Lets split up and search the place."

"Okay," says Huevos. "I'll take the bathroom." Huevos picks up a copy of SuperHero Monthly and walks slowly to the bathroom. "See you in about an hour."

"That's not a bad idea," says Fantasmas.

"No! Search first, you can dump later," demands Sueltos.

"I'll go look outside," Oso says picking up a basketball and heading toward the back door. Oso goes out to shoot some hoops when he sees the guys in the pool along with some naked Chicas. "Hey I found them." yells Oso. "They're in the pool."

"Oso, just the guy I was looking for," says Duende Gallo, and then looking around the pool adds "sort of looking. Anyway, some girl came by here looking for you earlier. I don't know where she went, her helicopter is still here."

"A chick!" exclaims Oso. "Is she hot? What's here name?"

"She said something about being the Jungle Princess or something, and she was pretty ugly."

"What's this about a princess?" asks Sueltos just coming out the door. "I say we split up and find her."

"Why dude?" questions Caliente. "She'll be back, we have her helicopter."

"Well I still think we should have Huevos do a quick run over the island when he gets off the crapper."

"Speaking of the crapper..." says Huevos appearing in the doorway. "Do not go in the first floor bathroom for a few days. Now what am I doing?"

"Go check the island for some strange chick," Sueltos says.

"Oh and she's big," adds Choni Susio. "Almost as big as Oso."

Huevos reluctantly agrees to make a sweep of the island. Oso and Sueltos go inside to get something to eat while the others remain in the pool. Inside they see that Fantasmas has fallen asleep on the couch. "Some search party you guys made." scoffs Sueltos.

"Dude they were just outside, they weren't in any trouble," replys Oso.

"That's not the point!!" yells Sueltos. "They could have been in danger and we wouldn't have done a thing to help them!"

"Hey dumbass" says Fantasmas from the couch. "Duende is a telepath if the guys were in trouble he would have contacted us telepa..."

"What if he was knocked out, you idiot?" cuts in Sueltos.

"What if I knock you out?" growls Oso

Oso and Sueltos get ready to fight, but luckily Huevos returns from his search and bursts in the door. "I couldn't find her," he pants, out of breath. "But I did see something weird at the Makabendrix ruins. You know how the Nose Goblins used ti hang out there all the time? Now they don't go within a 1000 feet of that place. And they have all kinds of sticks tied together like crosses. I think they're afraid of something there."

Suddenly there is a knock on the door. "I got it" Oso says as he runs for the door. Opening the door he sees... nothing. "Huh?" grunts Oso and takes a few steps outside. All of a sudden a large athletic looking woman jumps from above the door onto Oso's back, scratching and biting. "AAAAA! You crazy bitch get off'a me!" The others, hearing the commotion race to the aid of their brother. But seeing the woman clawing at his back the burst into laughter. Oso grabs a hold of the woman and throws her to the ground. "What's the matter with you?" snarls Oso. "You got a death wish or something?"

The woman rises to here feet and proudly says, "I am the Jungle Princess, and it is you who has a death wish. You and your chauvinistic, woman hating friends. I am here to show you that women are truly superior. Prepare to die!" She charges Oso and pounds mercilessly on him while he hunches over to take the blows.

"You pussy" laughs Fantasmas. "You're getting your ass kicked by a girl."

"What am I supposed to do?" pleads Oso. "I don't want to hurt her."

"Ha! I am the strongest woman in the world. You couldn't hurt me if you tried. But I can hurt you." With that the Jungle Princess goes to kick Oso in the nuts. Instinctively he dodges and backhands the princess, sending her head flying into Lake Macho.

"AAAAAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" The other heroes explode into laughter at the site of the Jungle Princess' head flying through the air.

"My god" says Oso "How can you laugh when I just killed someone?"

"Easy" answers Caliente. "It was funny."

"Yeah" adds Cerviche "did you see the way her body was squirting out blood before it fell? It was beautiful!" Again everyone bursts into laughter.

"Sure it's funny for you. You're not the ones who killed her. Her blood is on my hands."

"Well you did knock her head off," laughs El Torso. "There's bound to be some blood. What's your problem anyway? It's not like you've never killed someone before."

"Yeah" adds Caliente. "Remember that guy in Tombstone?"

"Yeah but he started it."

"What about that bar in Texas?"

"That's different, I've never killed a woman before."

"What about the bus full of nuns!?" says Huevos.

"Hey! That bus ran in to me. It's not my fault it exploded."

"The point is," begins Choni Susio. "You've killed people before so quit being a baby and get over it."

"I guess your right. The stupid ho attacked me for no reason. She deserved to die."

"That's the spirit" says Cerviche. "Now what are we going to do with the body?"

"Lets give it to the Nose Goblins," says El Torso. "They'll be thankful for the meat."

"Well now that that's all take care of, what's for dinner?" asks Sueltos.

"I hope you like pie," says one of the Chicas.

"Oh yeah."