Ever wanted to redesign a face, just for fun? Well The Face Generator is sort of like the programs the police use to create a face for witnesses. The program offers 30+ faces to choose from and then you can change them any way you like. This one, of course, is just for fun. Click here to try The Face Generator

WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS

1.  SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2.  GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3.  IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I   AIN'T GOING.
4.  MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5.  PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,
     SEEKS FROG.
6.  COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7.  DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
8.  IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9.  DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
23. DON'T UPSET ME!  I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
      BODIES.
24.  WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON?

A Prayer for the Stressed!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

The Chinese New Year Game

This is quite weird and worth trying if you have about three minutes: The Year of the Iron Dragon, wishing you Prosperity and Good Fortune!

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK OUT AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T!!

Take just three minutes and it will freak you out!  This game has a funny/creepy outcome - don't read ahead - just do it in order - it takes just three minutes and it is worth a try. First get a pen and paper: When you actually choose names, make sure they are people you actually know and go with your first instincts! Scroll down - one line at a time - don't read ahead or you will ruin the fun!!

1. First write down the numbers 1 through to 11 in a column

2. Then beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. Don't look ahead or it won't turn out right!!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did!!

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.

6. Finally, make a wish.

And here is the key of the game:

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game

2. The person in space 3 in the one that you love

3. The person in 7 is one that you like but can't work out

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person in number 5 is the one who knows you very well

6. The person in 6 is your lucky star

7. The Song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind

10. And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life