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Interview With JL Storm

Seggal: What is your role in wrestling?
Justin L Storm: I am Willy F's bodyguard and hitman.

Seggal: Can you tell us who Willy F is?
Justin L Storm: Willy F is the greatest manager in professional wrestling today, and the leader of the Syndicate.

Seggal: Have you ever wrestled?
Justin L Storm: I've been wrestling now for 2 years, if Willy and the Syndicate need someone put in check, I'm the person they call in. So yeah I've wrestled before.

Seggal: What moves do you prefer to use?
Justin L Storm: Power moves. Powerslams, powerbombs, belly to belly suplex, and a nice little submission hold I call the Stormwatch.

Seggal: Tell us about the Storm watch
Justin L Storm: I'd rather not. Because that is all I need to see MY move being used by someone else.

Seggal: Can you tell us about your clique?
Justin L Storm: Clique huh? You must be talking about the Syndicate.

Seggal: Is that what you and Danny Blackheart and Wifebeater call it?
Justin L Storm: That is none of your business !! Are you trying to start something between the three of us?

Seggal: What are you trying to hide from the fans?
Justin L Storm: They are just two guys that share the same view in life as I do... We don't hide nothing.

Seggal: Is anyone else involved
Justin L Storm: I'd rather not say.

Seggal: Whats the big secret?
Justin L Storm: There is no big secret, I don't think these morons that read this newsletter need to know what we do or talk about.

Seggal: So the fans are morons now?
Justin L Storm: Most of them, case and point go into a chat room and look at all the smarks sayin they know everything and they don't know jack !

Seggal: so you are saying you know so much more?
Justin L Storm: I do know more than anyone you know.

Seggal: Well Dannyblackheart and The Wifebeater are both readers, you know more than them too?
Justin L Storm: Nobody knows more than the Great Danny Blackheart, and well Wifebeater, his name says enough for me and his actions in the ring say the same. Don't mess with us or your in for a four letter word called pain.

Seggal: You are acting like the fans are stupid, we don't buy this mark stuff
Justin L Storm: well, if you read this, then the writer you have that goes by URALLMARKS has said enough in my defense. without me even saying anything.

Seggal: You don't consider yourself a mark then?
Justin L Storm:I mark out to no one.

Seggal: Are you avoiding the question
Justin L Storm: Damn, do I have to repeat myself all the time? I mark out to no one.

Seggal: So are you not a fan too, just do it for the money do you?
Justin L Storm: I do it for what I need to do it for, and the money is nice too.

Seggal: and what do you do it for?
Justin L Storm: for the satisfaction of being able to beat on someone and not get arrested for it.
(A Pause)
Justin L Storm: well, since you seem to be baffled by that last response, i think i'm going to drink a beer and go to bed, unless you have somehting else to say.

Seggal: I sure do, who the hell do you think you are?
Seggal: I guess now you are the baffled one
(a Pause)
Justin L Storm: YOU CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER QUESTION THAT THAT?

Seggal: Don't you know that you are suppose to be a role model for the fans?
Justin L Storm: I'm far from a role model, if i am a role model it's for the criminally insane.

Seggal: ohhh tough guy eh
Justin L Storm: yeah, you wanna find out why I am the hitman for the Syndicate and willy f?

Seggal: You must take me for a total mark
Justin L Storm: NOT A TOTAL MARK JUST A MARK THAT IS 50% ASSHOLE AND 50% MARK. OH, BY THE WAY THIS INTERVIEW IS DONE!!!!


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