Azure and Spawn's Australian dedication toALICE COOPER
FROM THE INSIDE
1978
FROM THE INSIDE
I got lost on the road somewhere
Was it Texas or was it Canada?
Drinking whiskey in the morning light
I worked the stage all night long
At first, we laughed about it
My long haired drunken friends
Proposed a toast to Jimmy's ghost
I never dreamed that I would wind up on the losing end
I'm stuck here on the inside, looking out
I'm just another case
Where's my makeup?
Where's my face?
On the inside
You all got your kicks from what you saw up there
Eight bucks even buys a folding chair
I was downing Seagrams on another flight
And I worked that stage all night long
You were screaming for the villain up there
And I was much obliged
The old road sure screwed me good this time
It's hard to see where the vicious circle ends
I'm stuck here on the inside, I'm looking out
That's no big disgrace
Where's my makeup?
Where's my face?
On the inside
On the inside
I'm stuck here on the inside, looking out
I'm just another case
Where's my makeup?
Where's my face?
On the inside, yeah
I'm stuck here on the inside, I'm looking out
That ain't no big disgrace
Where's my makeup?
Where's my face?
On the inside, oh yeah
WISH I WERE BORN IN BEVERLY HILLS
She looked so sleek and sassy
Rolling down Rodeo Drive
She got her daddy's black Corniche
And her tennis pro by her side
And she wants her mother's lover
To exercise her skill
And if she don't score him fast
She knows that her brother will
Oh, I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
I wanna live it up, get my kicks and thrills
Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills, yeah
She says that she's an actress
Just never got a part
Well now, she's a teenage mess
With a burned out Gucci heart
She cracked one day at Cartier
When things came to a head
They put her trinkets away
And wrapped her up instead
Oh, I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
I wanna live it up, get my kicks and thrills
Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills, yeah
She bit like a dog and she screamed like hell
You ain't takin' me to no padded cell
You better take all your hands off my high-priced tail
Oh, I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
I wanna live it up, get my kicks and thrills
Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills, yeah
THE QUIET ROOM
The California air
Your nightgown on the stairs
I remember every night
Scenes from home in the quiet room
How long have I been gone?
Did winter kill the lawn?
And all those polaroids you sent
Are on the wall in the quiet room
They've got this place
Where they've been keeping me
Where I can't hurt myself
I can't get my wrists to bleed
Just don't know why
Suicide appeals to me
The quiet room
Is sterilized and white
It's like a tomb
With just a moth stained naked light
Plastic forks and spoons
No laces in my shoes
They all know what I tried to do
Outside the quiet room
This quiet place
It ain't so new to me
It's haunted atmosphere
Has heard so many scream
My home from home
My twilight zone
My strangest dream
My confidant
I have confessed my life
The quiet room
Knows more about me than my wife
They've got this place
Where they've been keeping me
Where I can't hurt myself
I just can't, I just can't get these damn wrists to bleed
A mattress on the floor
No handles on the door
I really need nothing more
I'm alone
NURSE ROZETTA
I'm a shepherd for the pentecost
I got my scriptures and my wires crossed
I got no kids and I got no home
They want us holy men to live alone
Since I've been here for a little stay
I see Rozetta day by day
She turns my head makes me cough
I wanna tear my collar off
And I, I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She got the devil's light
Shining in her eyes
I screamed my sermon damning sin and vice
When underneath I was a regular guy
My pulpit melted like a block of ice
When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky
From my stretcher when they wheeled me in
I stared directly in the eyes of sin
Nurse Rozetta standing over me
And I was helpless as a man of God could be
I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She got the devil's light
Shining in her eyes
Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her
Catch me peering down her sweater
Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs
Nurse Rozetta, make me better
Secretly, my eyes undress her
Let me feel your tongue depressor
I'm suddenly twice my size
My pants are all wet inside
She's so creative with a bar of soap
And so inventive with a stethoscope
To check my pulse, she gotta hold my hand
And I blow the fuse on the encephalogram
Satan sent her from the bowels of Hell
I should have recognized old Jezebel
I surrendered to my urges felt
She popped the buckle on my bible belt
And I, I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She got the devil's light
Shining in her eyes
I'd lick her nylon seams
Like a hungry cat with cream
Oh, what a vivid scene
And I can't hold back no more
And no, I can't hold back no more
MILLIE AND BILLIE
Billie, I wonder, why are we insane?
Will we ever get better?
Will we stay the same?
Billie, I'm worried
Millie, don't worry, no one knows our pain
Being in love is crazy
Not alone that way
Oh, I know you're worried today
God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinking of us, he was thinking of us
God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone
Billie, my mind seems to wander
To events of a night long ago
Driving alone, with our guilt well concealed
In the trunk of your '68 Olds
Millie, our world's an asylum
And our minds, like you say, ain't that straight
But you know and I know our passion's not deformed
It's true I say
We love our lifetime
God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinking of us, he was thinking of us
God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone, whoa
Billie, I dream of our children
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
And I don't want them growing inside me
They're no price for the love that we have
Oh Millie
Oh Billie
Criminally insane
Oh Billie
Oh Millie
Oh Billie, it's fresh in my memory
The night that it had to be done
You with your pick axe and scissors
And you with your shovel and gun
And I liked your late husband, Donald
But such torture his memory brings
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes you do funny things
Oh Billie
Oh Millie
Criminally insane
Oh Millie
Oh Billie
Billie
Millie?
Millie?
Billie
Billie
SERIOUS
When I look back at my time at the track
And I played and I played and I played and I
Was shooting the craps at the back of Fat Jack's
Come on, fade me Jake
I'm a Las Vegas dreamer they took to the cleaners
A bath, what a bath, what a bath I'd take
A fish on a hook, I was rattled and shook cause I lost my stake
I took that serious
All of my life was a laugh and a joke and a drink and a smoke
And then I passed out on the floor
Again and again and again and again and again
I'm a gambling fool with a roll and a cue
Wanna play, wanna play, wanna play with me?
Put my ass on the line, rubbed my nose in the grime
And they picked me clean
The chance and the game drove Old Silkly insane
What a pain, what a strain on my brain it was
A fish on a hook, I was rattled and shook cause I lost my stake
I took that serious
All of my life was a laugh and a joke, a drink and a smoke
And then I passed out on the floor
Again and again and again and again and again
Serious
It was serious
Oh, so serious
Serious
It was serious
Oh, so serious
All of my life was a laugh and a joke and a drink and a smoke
And then I passed out on the floor, or a friend
Again and again and again and again and again
All of my life was a laugh and a joke, a drink, a smoke
And then I passed out on the floor, on the floor