Azure and Spawn's Australian dedication toALICE COOPER
ZIPPER CATCHES SKIN
ZORRO'S ACCENT
Zorro lies dying in the Spanish sun
All the women crying, especially the pretty ones
He drew his sword, they came with guns
Stealing is stealin, I've done lots of that
Now reach into my pocket, padre, hide this gold pouch in your hat
And let the skinny peons feed upon the fat
It was liberated from some aristocrat, eh?
So pray for him, father
Aw, you need not bother
Cause I am the fox and I go where I want
If heaven ignores me
The devil adores me
Yes, I am the fox and I go where I want
Padre, don't it seem, hundred years ago
Before I donned the mask, I'm Don Diego
Now there's only minutes left for the cunning El Zorro
Go fetch my sword, my horse, I'll ride out death, Diablo
So pray for him, father
Aw, you need not bother
Cause I am the fox and I go where I want
If heaven ignores me
The devil adores me
I am the fox and I go where I want
Death, you're running closer and I can't keep this pace
Sir, I'm disadvantaged and should I lose this race
Hand to me your deadliest wine, I'll give you back a taste
Before you burn your mark on me, I'll carve mine in your face
So pray for him, father
You need not bother
Cause I am the fox and I go where I want
When Satan annoys me
Then heaven employs me
Cause I am the fox and I go where I want to go
El Zorro
MAKE THAT MONEY
When I was a boy
I never played with toys
Never had a friend
Never laughed or cried much
And when I was a boy
My father was a man
With a strict and sturdy hand
No soft touch
Make that money
Make that money
Make that money run like honey on your tongue
Gotta make that money
Make that money
Listen sonny, learn to sting before your stung
Now that I'm a man
Every penny has been planned
I'm financially grand
And perfectly greedy
Sentimental fools
I make all your rules
I've got your cash, your jewels
They're all mortgaged to me
Make that money
Make that money
Make that money run like honey on your tongue
Gotta make that money
Make that money
Listen sonny, learn to sting before your stung
And I know cause he told me so, told me so
I believe him, I still believe him
Give me that money
Controlling all your cash
I could make you live in trash
I eat pheasant, you eat hash
No philanthropy
But when it's time for me to croak
Bury me with all my dough
And where there should've been an oak
My private money tree will grow
Make that money
Said make that money
Make that money run like honey on your tongue
Told me so
Told me so
He told me so
I AM THE FUTURE
When does a dream become a nightmare?
When do we do what must be done?
When do we stand and face the future?
When there is nowhere left to run?
And you got to learn just how to survive
You've got to learn how to keep your dream alive
Take a look at my face, I am the future
How do you like what you see?
Take a look at my face, I belong to the future
And you belong to me
When does a dream become a nightmare?
When do we learn to live with fear?
When we cry out for some salvation
Why is it no one seems to hear?
You've got to learn it's up to you
If you can learn that the dream just might come true
Take a look at my face, I am the future
How do you like what you see?
Take a look at my face, I belong to the future
The world belongs to me, yeah
Take a look at my face, I am the future
Now, how do you like what you see?
Take a look at my face, I belong to the future
And the world, it belongs to me
It belongs to me
It's all mine
Just take a look at my face
I'm the future, no disgrace
Take a look at my face
This world belongs to, to me
NO BALONY HOMOSAPIENS
Hey you out there in outer space
You're looking at some style and grace
The blood and gutty human race
Well, come on down here to meet us
And all you sightings up there in the sky
Feel free to drop in anytime
Anytime you're just kinda passin' by
And you get the urge that you want to see us
Oh, we're fun and games
Just guys and just dames
But don't call us names
And most of all, please don't eat us
Cause we're no baloney, homosapiens
We ain't phoney
Oh, we're no baloney homosapiens
Listen, just cause you got more ears than eyes
That just gives you more places to cry
And acutely hear all the moans and sighs
Of the relatives of the people you disintegrated
And don't you say we're easy prey
Cause buddy, that's the day
Your underestimation will defeat you
But don't worry, we're civilized and we won't eat you
Cause we're no baloney, we're homosapiens
We ain't no phoney
Yeah, we're no baloney homosapiens
We're black and white
You're green and blue
Well, we're all right
So are you, I think
My blood's thick red
You bleed black glue
So, let's not bleed at all
Is that all right with you?
Yes, we're no baloney, we're homosapiens
We're not phoney
Yeah, we're no baloney homosapiens
Yes, we're no baloney, homosapiens
Take it back with ya
We're no, no, no, no, no baloney homosapiens
No baloney homosapiens
ADAPTABLE
(Anything For You)
If you were Lucy
I'd be your Ricky
When you were juicy
I'd get real sticky
And when you're magic
It makes me tricky, too
Yeah, I'm a Sony
You're Panasonic
I'm heavy metal
You're philharmonic
If you get earaches
I'd turn my volume down
A notch or two for you
Cause I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
I'm so adaptable to you
Was untrappable till you
I will do for you
Anything for you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you
If you do that fold out
I'll scream and holler
But when you hold out
I'll spend three dollars
One way or other, babe
I'll spend the night with you
That's true
Now, you ain't no Hepburn
And I ain't no Fonda
But if you were drownin'
In Golden Ponda
Mouth to mouth I'd
Resuscitate with you
Oooh, oooh
Because I'm so adaptable to you
Anything you want me to
I'm so adaptable to you
Was untrappable till you
I will do for you
Anything for you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you
So plug me into you
Say you're Vampira
And needed plasma
And I was dying
From chronic asthma
I'd leave my death bed
To draw some blood for you
Just for you
Because I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
And I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
Yes, I'm so adaptable to you
Leave a craps table for you
On a winning streak
I will do for you
Anything for you
Adaptable to you
Adaptable to you
I LIKE GIRLS
I bought a Porsche and I'm leavin' Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school, quit this place
My mother cried, my father was fried
Hey, I've got no time, man
I wanna say goodbye to my babes
I like girls
I dumped on Sheila on Thursday
I'll drop Melissa today
I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
Ask if she'll call on Shauna
Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
Alright, I like girls
I love 'em to death
Hey, oh Valentino
You goin' somewhere?
You wouldn't sneak out on me, would ya?
What's that, a blond hair?
He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
You see, my ultimate goal
Will be my life bein' told
In a penthouse letter that I can frame
And keep it all my life
Girls, I love 'em, oh yeah
New luggage?
Did you say you were going somewhere?
Oh, just out for some fresh air