TEH DICTI0N4RY 1^st 3DITI0N

1. Andrology: The study of men
2. Androxanthohirsutomorph: blonde (male)
3. Antisalulic: unhealthy
4. Aracanthoids: spiked peanuts
5. Arachine: like a peanut animal
6. Arachnophilachronology: The research and documentation of the times of spider mating.
7. Autobicorpsification: splitting one's self in two
8. Automorticulpaciousness: the measure of one's guilt in one's suicide
9. Automortize: to commit suicide
10. Circumpachyandrites: (?) either the thick people around you or the people around a thick person
11. Dendrophilia: taking tree hugging to the next level
12. Dipsipneumeter: a breathalyzer
13. Dipsipugnicator: drunken fighter
14. Ectomania: obsession with being thin
15. Equineox: a horse-ox hybrid
16. Euquinsalennial: every five years you have good health (?)
17. Felinafeminaphilia = something along the lines of leather fetish woman.
18. Femtophobia: fear of quintillionths (10-15ths)
19. Gynoneofalsoxyxanthohirsutomorph: a newly-bleached blonde
20. Gynoxanthohirsutomorph: blonde (female)
21. Lactogynology - the study of breast milk
22. Lactopachtism - the thickening of milk
23. Lucuchronology: the study of the time of a speech
24. Macroiratandroturbaphobia: fear of a large mob of angry men
25. Necrovite: living dead
26. Neoautobibliopugnacity: The new way to beat yourself with books
27. Oxyautomania: kind of an extreme form of narcissism
28. Oxylucubrator: extremely long-winded speaker
29. Oxyludipugnication: Extreme sport fighting
30. Oxytachydipsoid: an extremely fast drunk
31. Pecctin: the real sinful baking ingredient
32. Perxyloferroid: an iron or steel object that goes through wood
33. Pyroglyphist: fire carver
34. Pyrokleptochronology: Research into the date when Prometheus stole fire
35. Subcanum: underdog
36. Tachyantidipsichronometer: a device for measuring the speed and time of one's becoming sober
37. Tachybibliometer: a device for measuring the relative quickness of books
38. Trimigrususaggrediovenalicium: (?) Three little piggies went to market
39. Xylomastist: a maker of wooden teeth
40. Xylomorph: wood creature