| 1. | I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good
2. | I'm spread before I'm eaten. | Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. | I assist an erection. | Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
4. | Over 1,000 people went down on me. | I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. | You stick your poles inside me. | You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
6. | When I go in, I can produce pain. | I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
7. | A finger goes in me. | You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
8. | All day long, it's in and out. | I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
9. | I go in hard. | I come out soft. You like to blow me.
10. | If I miss, I hit your bush. | It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
11. | I offer protection. | I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
12. | I have a stiff shaft. | My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
13. | My business is done in briefs. | I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. |
