Funny Shit

You know your stoner when:

You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.

You have the munchie food right in front of you and you forget to eat 'em

You light a cigarette and forget to smoke it.

You smoke a cigarette that's not lit.

You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come, then you snap out of it and realize it was 4:31.

You have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and half an hour later you realize... You forgot to smoke it

You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.

You went to the Superbowl thinking you were gonna get smoked out!

You know you're a stoner when you start eating before your food comes!

You know you're stoned when you are looking for your cigarette and it is in your hand!