Jer Matt Scott Russ

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"What did I just say about that?"
Matt to Scott

"If I take it out and stick it back in it doesn't go off for like 10 seconds."
-Scott Little

"You're not allowed in, only band members can come through here." - "I'm with the band." - "No way."
-Matt and some guy 'guarding' the door

"That boy done spermed in my hot tub!"
-Jeremy Otto

"Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... So if a female mantis eats the male, then she's tossing his salad. Dude, mantis's are disgusting. Christ."
-Matt Kessler

"yeah, you're just a big load of gay."
-Matt Kessler

"ZIP, FLOP!"
-Jeremy Otto

"we'll do it real secret like, ninja style."
-Jeremy Otto

"Get out the nightvision boys! I'ts time for some pig fuckin!"
-Jeremy Otto

"Dude, that doesn't look anything like the package. Where's the cream filling inside? Oh, it's inside."
-Matt Kessler

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