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THE STATS
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Name: Jammie Leigh Schmoker (a.k.a. "PEANUT")
D.O.B.: 07.16.1980
Age: That would make me uh.... 21?
Height: 5 ' 7"
Hair: Black
Eyes:Green
Identifying Aspects: Look for the Green Fuzzy Hat or Just Yell "Peanut!"
Planter's Honey Roasted Peanut and Cashew Mix, Capt'n Crunch with Crunchberries,LaChoy Chow Mein Noodles in a can, Ocean Spray Island Guava Juice, Flan, 150 Cherry Jolly Ranchers, 1 bottle of Malibu Rum, 1 bottle of Jose Cuervo 1800, 2 cases of Bud Light, two salt shakers, 10 black BIC ink pens, 2 Sharpie Black Magic Markers, A Life-Sized Marshmallow Donkey, Christmas Lights, A Chia Pet, 1 Britney Spears poster and 6-12 darts, and an Atari Game and a nice looking young man to challenge me at Pac-Man.
Before I go onstage, the "Peanut's Theme" from Charlie Brown must be played at top notch, and after the show, anyone wanting to come backstage
must have a shot/beer for me in their hands and a creative anagram for my password "Captain Coconut."
I also want season passes to The Muppets on Ice and I have three words for you: Sketcher's Shoe Endorsements~!!
4. If you could beat one rock star, alive or dead, relentlessly about the face and neck with their own arms and legs.....who would you pick?
Oooh. Tough question. It would be a toss up between Gavin Rossdale of Bush, and Steve Malkmus of Pavement. Both are equally deserving!!
5. Who would win in a boxing match...Ozzy or Rob Zombie?
Definitely Ozzy, all day long and twice on Sunday!! Zombie is such a pussy!
6. What rock star would you love to just ravage?
Anyone who knows me knows the answer to this question!! Billy Corgan.....purrrrrr.
7. NAPSTER: Anti or Pro?
Oh I've stood on both sides of the fence....I can argue either side.
8. Best Live Performance that you've witnessed?
The Smashing Pumpkins & PODUNK.
9. Best Rock Album of All-Time?
Led Zeppelin's IV
10. Saddest Rock-n-roll Trend?
Mullet hair or Spandex.
11. Best 80's Rock band?
Hmm....don't know if this counts, 'cause they were around way before and survived the 80's...CHEAP TRICK.
12. Favorite Grunge band of the Alternative Movement?
The Smashing Pumpkins.
13. Song that should never be played in a bedroom?
Love Bites by Def Leppard. I don't think anyone could possibly take that song seriously anymore, much less keep a straight face. For the sake
of all things sexual, please keep your Def Leppard hidden.
14. Most Influential Male in Rock?
Bob Dylan.
15. Most Influential Woman in Rock?
Tough one.....Janis .
16. Thoughts on Woodstock 25th Anniversary and Woodstock 30th Anniversary?
Total crap!! You cannot duplicate something that amazing!
17. What's your idea of the perfect concert billing?
A Smashing Pumpkins' Reunion Tour, with Podunk and my band.
18. What rock star would you like to sit down and have an in-depth conversation with?
Well, ideally, I would like to sit down and talk with Billy Corgan and really pick his brain, but history proves that I'm incapable of speaking
a coherent sentence to him. So, I would have to go with someone equally as cool, like Billy Howerdel of A Perfect Circle or maybe even Maynard !!
19. Ultimate Rock-n-roll Death?
Dying while having sex with some young groupie when you're 60, blowing up in some freak pyrotechnic accident, or an O.D./Alcohol poisoning
combination.
20. Sexiest Rocker of All Time?
David Bowie.
21. Trademark ?
THE GREEN HAT & Mr. Peanut Memorabilia.
