Trench Coat Struggle
(The Ballad Of Alan Croon)
©1986 Hot Wolf Entertainment
I'm an active member of
the Trench Coat Mafia
Acne ridden face,
Got a moustache on my face
My teeth are black as coal,
Red dragon on my bowl
I cut my mullet poof,
You know my brother is a goof
(Chorus)
Sweaty pits, Childish fits
Facial hair, I don't care
Purple tint, You get the hint
L.A. Gear, Got No Fear
JNCO Jeans, off the team
Foul smell, Go to hell
Faded shirt, Skull alert
Trailer trash, Monster Mash
(Solo)
I put my foot out to show,
off my Everlast shoes
My mama smacked my hair
So I got the mullet blues
Give me long rides
And I'll smoke you all up
Dagger, Dragon combo,
Silver Bullet, Plastic Cup
(Repeat Chorus)
End
