Stone Washed Jeans
©1986 Hot Wolf Entertainment
Woke up one mornin' needed somethin' to wear
So I looked out on the floor
I found a pair uh' sweatpants, in the corner of my room
In a puddle by the door
But to my surprise when I put them on
they were a different color from before
I tried dem' on and when I took a step
they fell apart
into four.
So I went to my closet, I went to my bed
But there was nothing anywhere
Not even in my shed
I went outside to see what I found
I found some stone washed jeans, hangin' on the line
They only needed a wash and it looked to me
like they had a few paint stains
and a hole in the knee
I put them on and and they fit real good
So then I grabbed a shirt
I went to my closet, grabbed a pair shoes
I needed something to drink
I went to the kitchen for a glass of water
but there was no water running
through the sink
So I went downtown to buy something at the strore
but I had no money in my pockets to use
I grabbed a can of beer, and I stuffed it down my pants
and now I had a can of booze
So I went out the store, the can began to fall
So I kicked at the cashier
and ran for the door
When the police got to me I was calm as can be
The put me in the car and we went up the street
They asked the lady if I was the one
She told them yes
and I tried to run
I didnt get far by any means,
in my stone washed jeans
I got to jail when it was night
They asked me 'bout my childhood when I was nine
Then they released me with a fine
And then I went back to my house.
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