Your television lies to you
So stroke the hype machine and let the show begin
They've got the life that dreams are made of
Throw in your hand this is a game you'll never win

Oh yeah!
Call it something?? I call it nothing

Your television lies to you
Feeding your fantasies of how you wanna live
Realities got less attraction
To have it all there's nothing that you wouldn't give

Cos the pretty boys and pretty girls never lose and have more fun
Call it something??
I call it nothing
So forget the free advice my man cos the damage has been done
Call it something??
I call it nothing
No!

Your television lies to you
So stroke the hype machine and let the show begin
They've got the life that dreams are made of
Throw in your hand this is a game you'll never win

Cos the pretty boys and pretty girls never lose and have more fun
Call it something??
I call it nothing
So forget the free advice my man cos the damage has been done
Call it something??
I call it nothing
I call it nothing
I call it nothing
I call it nothing

All lyrics copyright Jebediah